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jess
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am i supposed to cross post every tweet/bluesky i make, or do i have to come up with twice the amount of posts? my brain is working overtime and i don’t know how much longer i can keep up with this twisted world
September 30, 2023 at 3:40 PM
i forgo this app existed lmao
September 30, 2023 at 3:28 PM
stealing valour and giving it to the poor like i’m robin hood
August 19, 2023 at 5:44 PM
newsky here what rules should i know before becoming a blueposter
August 19, 2023 at 5:11 PM
i don’t know the ecosystem here, i don’t want to infringe on any endangered species (sheltered internet postcels)
August 19, 2023 at 5:09 PM
getting back on bluesky while still using twitter i’m gonna go insane switching between two apps

my average screen time is about to double…
August 19, 2023 at 5:05 PM
this is exactly what they said in the good place………
For all the newskies...

Take a moment and breathe.

Let your guard down. This isn't the bad place.

This is the good place. It's safe here. It's safe to send me your credit card number, expiration date, and security code.
August 19, 2023 at 5:04 PM
What’s up Bluesky nation
August 19, 2023 at 5:03 PM
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It's trite to say but it'll never stop annoying me that it all fell off because of the whims of some random unrelated billionaire who had nothing to do with anything. Somehow he got a vote on something hundreds of millions of people were using and outweighed all of them.
For a lot of us, losing Twitter isn’t really about losing ties to the company itself. It’s losing 10+ years of real, asynchronous communities, professional development, the ability to get gigs and clients, the ability to promo/share your art on an extremely broad scale. The loss of that has impact.
July 24, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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hello newskies 👋 since you're new here, check out these bluesky rules we adhere to:
July 24, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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It's becoming clearer by the day that cars are among the worst inventions in history and the world would be better off in countless ways had they never existed.
what's an opinion you have that's 100% correct but makes for uncomfortable silence?
July 25, 2023 at 12:20 PM
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fuck Nostr. TOo many fake people. if youre a real one come find me in the tree house where i'll be building my own social network using cups and string
July 24, 2023 at 10:39 PM
good morninggggg! 🤓 I am 16 followers away from 21
good morninggggg! 🤓 I am 16 followers away from 1k
July 23, 2023 at 3:59 PM
posting on here just isn’t the same as twitter i fear
July 23, 2023 at 3:48 PM
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Let he who is without sin throw the first—ow! What the fuck, man! You sin all the time! You guys aren’t even listening to—ow! Stop it! My name is Jesus Christ and I am commanding you to—okay, you know what? Fuck you guys. None of you will see the Kingdom of Heaven, that’s a fucking promise.
July 23, 2023 at 1:25 AM
that’s exactly what a serial killer on Bluesky would say…
statistically there's probably one serial killer on Bluesky now. the only thing i know is that it's not me.
July 23, 2023 at 4:20 AM
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imagine if oppenheimer callwd himself ken, and barbie said “now i am become death”. that’d be pretty crazy
July 21, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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threads is like if you could get an app that showed the channel you have to watch while pumping gas
Meta's Threads already looks cooked - users are down to 6 minutes a day and traffic is dropping. It's because it lacks any real reason to exist - it's a network that shows a deep and presumptuous contempt for what the user wants to see and do.
https://tinyurl.com/wyat72123
July 21, 2023 at 8:02 PM
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hey all, nothing to post at the moment. just signed on to read some other peoples’ posts. don’t mind me
July 20, 2023 at 4:23 PM
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fuck they made barbie woke. fuck. FUCK! how am I supposed to go about my day knowing my favorite doll isn’t in the freedom caucus? i need mom to get me a milk before i pass out
July 20, 2023 at 4:00 PM
are tech companies intentionally trying to bring in the type of technology we used to hear about in dystopian science fiction
Google is reportedly testing a product that uses AI technology to produce news stories, pitching it to news organizations, including The New York Times, The Washington Post and The Wall Street Journal’s owner, News Corp
Google Tests A.I. Tool That Is Able to Write News Articles
The product, pitched as a helpmate for journalists, has been demonstrated for executives at The New York Times, The Washington Post and News Corp, which owns The Wall Street Journal.
www.nytimes.com
July 20, 2023 at 2:21 PM
methinks somebody doth prolapse too much
July 20, 2023 at 2:21 PM
i’m really glad the first day i started using this app was filled with discourse over silly people that write jokes instead of having racist billionaires boost nazi users on their platform
July 20, 2023 at 2:20 AM