Johnny Brainwash
@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
Pinned
if we end up leaving this place, like we end up leaving every place sooner or later...
find me with the same username pretty much everywhere
i mean, i'm not actually that many places, but the places i am, i'm me
find me with the same username pretty much everywhere
i mean, i'm not actually that many places, but the places i am, i'm me
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Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
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Stop looking at me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Stop looking at me.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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PIRC has a few more Migra watch trainings coming up - one virtual and one in person. This is a great way to help respond to ICE showing up in your neighborhood.
linktr.ee/pirc_pdx
linktr.ee/pirc_pdx
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November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
PIRC has a few more Migra watch trainings coming up - one virtual and one in person. This is a great way to help respond to ICE showing up in your neighborhood.
linktr.ee/pirc_pdx
linktr.ee/pirc_pdx
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deeeershowiiiitz
come out and plaa-aay
come out and plaa-aay
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
deeeershowiiiitz
come out and plaa-aay
come out and plaa-aay
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Just voted in the drive-thru lane at the McDonald's.
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just voted in the drive-thru lane at the McDonald's.
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
Just voted in the drive-thru lane at the McDonald's.
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just voted in the drive-thru lane at the McDonald's.
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
I want to say it's the most Oregon way to vote but really, that would be if a) it was a Burgerville and b) I rode a bike through the drive thru.
(I have rode my bike through the drive-thru to vote in the past.)
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oh shit, you better set your clocks back tonight
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
oh shit, you better set your clocks back tonight
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
oh shit, you better set your clocks back tonight
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
oh shit, you better set your clocks back tonight
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
the darkness is coming
this post brought to you by "i totally had no idea until this minute so i thought maybe you might not either"
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![Hagai Palevsky (he/him)
@dialhforhagai.bsky.social
[extremely Suzanne Vega voice]
I am sitting
in the morning
in a lone and
level desert
there are two legs
vast and trunkless
and a visage
shattered half-sunk
and the pedestal beside it
reads "my name is Ozymandias
I'm the king of kings and you shall look on my works and despair"
Aug 31, 2023 at 1:54 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfukdofypfn6zocsq64bteej/bafkreiczz2ufnfebusdgkk4wx52jxe7gbg525fgw3yysmwps5neproiizu@jpeg)
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quoteskeeting for reference bc I've been a member for 24 years and never seen the official version
While searching for this I discovered @reutherlibrary.bsky.social published THE ORIGINAL
I've worked in organized labor for almost 20yrs and this is the first time I've seen it
Hell, I saw the parody on VHS at @steelworkers.bsky.social HQ!
Like discovering a rare gem!! youtu.be/9hCs-fVyUEU?...
I've worked in organized labor for almost 20yrs and this is the first time I've seen it
Hell, I saw the parody on VHS at @steelworkers.bsky.social HQ!
Like discovering a rare gem!! youtu.be/9hCs-fVyUEU?...
AFSCME TV Commercial (Original)
YouTube video by Reuther Film and Video
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
quoteskeeting for reference bc I've been a member for 24 years and never seen the official version
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an important thing to know about me is that if i ever send you an emoji, between my bad eyes and my fat fingers, i'm never entirely sure which one i sent
likewise, if you send me an emoji, no fucking clue
likewise, if you send me an emoji, no fucking clue
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
an important thing to know about me is that if i ever send you an emoji, between my bad eyes and my fat fingers, i'm never entirely sure which one i sent
likewise, if you send me an emoji, no fucking clue
likewise, if you send me an emoji, no fucking clue
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i was out last night, meeting the neighbors
(not pictured: bunnies!)
(not pictured: bunnies!)
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i was out last night, meeting the neighbors
(not pictured: bunnies!)
(not pictured: bunnies!)
an important thing to know about me is that if i ever send you an emoji, between my bad eyes and my fat fingers, i'm never entirely sure which one i sent
likewise, if you send me an emoji, no fucking clue
likewise, if you send me an emoji, no fucking clue
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
an important thing to know about me is that if i ever send you an emoji, between my bad eyes and my fat fingers, i'm never entirely sure which one i sent
likewise, if you send me an emoji, no fucking clue
likewise, if you send me an emoji, no fucking clue
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Daily bunny no.3121 begins a new chapter
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Daily bunny no.3121 begins a new chapter
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MAKE IT HAPPEN MONDAY!
YER OLD PAL SLUGGO IS CHANGING CAREERS! HES STARTING A BUISNESS! OR POSSIBLY MORE THAN ONE! HES GETTING LICENSES! HES FLEXING FUNKY MOVES ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
(That last one is free, babies😎)
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE COSTS MONEY! YOUR MONEY, BECAUSE IM BROKE! gofund.me/1f74a2b34
YER OLD PAL SLUGGO IS CHANGING CAREERS! HES STARTING A BUISNESS! OR POSSIBLY MORE THAN ONE! HES GETTING LICENSES! HES FLEXING FUNKY MOVES ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
(That last one is free, babies😎)
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE COSTS MONEY! YOUR MONEY, BECAUSE IM BROKE! gofund.me/1f74a2b34
Donate to Tools for Sluggo's Career Revival, organized by Eli Burton
Hey folks I’m Sluggo and once again I must change careers. After a back injury put me out… Eli Burton needs your support for Tools for Sluggo's Career Revival
gofund.me
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
MAKE IT HAPPEN MONDAY!
YER OLD PAL SLUGGO IS CHANGING CAREERS! HES STARTING A BUISNESS! OR POSSIBLY MORE THAN ONE! HES GETTING LICENSES! HES FLEXING FUNKY MOVES ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
(That last one is free, babies😎)
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE COSTS MONEY! YOUR MONEY, BECAUSE IM BROKE! gofund.me/1f74a2b34
YER OLD PAL SLUGGO IS CHANGING CAREERS! HES STARTING A BUISNESS! OR POSSIBLY MORE THAN ONE! HES GETTING LICENSES! HES FLEXING FUNKY MOVES ON THE DANCE FLOOR!
(That last one is free, babies😎)
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE COSTS MONEY! YOUR MONEY, BECAUSE IM BROKE! gofund.me/1f74a2b34
i was out last night, meeting the neighbors
(not pictured: bunnies!)
(not pictured: bunnies!)
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i was out last night, meeting the neighbors
(not pictured: bunnies!)
(not pictured: bunnies!)
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Anyways, these people have names and addresses. Stealing the night should come with consequences.
But it's not just these guys, it's everyone's fear and it's everywhere.
I don't trust the neighborhood watch guy who puts on his Take Back the Night events, but maybe I'll borrow his slogan.
But it's not just these guys, it's everyone's fear and it's everywhere.
I don't trust the neighborhood watch guy who puts on his Take Back the Night events, but maybe I'll borrow his slogan.
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Anyways, these people have names and addresses. Stealing the night should come with consequences.
But it's not just these guys, it's everyone's fear and it's everywhere.
I don't trust the neighborhood watch guy who puts on his Take Back the Night events, but maybe I'll borrow his slogan.
But it's not just these guys, it's everyone's fear and it's everywhere.
I don't trust the neighborhood watch guy who puts on his Take Back the Night events, but maybe I'll borrow his slogan.
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Stealing the night sky. Who the fuck do these people think they are.
Out of all the things to be mad about, I think I might be maddest at someone stealing the night. But it's going to just be one more drop, one more thing no one cares about until it's done and too late.../
Out of all the things to be mad about, I think I might be maddest at someone stealing the night. But it's going to just be one more drop, one more thing no one cares about until it's done and too late.../
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Stealing the night sky. Who the fuck do these people think they are.
Out of all the things to be mad about, I think I might be maddest at someone stealing the night. But it's going to just be one more drop, one more thing no one cares about until it's done and too late.../
Out of all the things to be mad about, I think I might be maddest at someone stealing the night. But it's going to just be one more drop, one more thing no one cares about until it's done and too late.../
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I guess I'll just be an old fart about it. I told people constant surveillance was bad for thirty years and nobody cared. Now they're on the verge of finding out.
Now I want to tell people we can't give up the darkness, we can't give up the night. And here's these techbros stealing the night sky../
Now I want to tell people we can't give up the darkness, we can't give up the night. And here's these techbros stealing the night sky../
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I guess I'll just be an old fart about it. I told people constant surveillance was bad for thirty years and nobody cared. Now they're on the verge of finding out.
Now I want to tell people we can't give up the darkness, we can't give up the night. And here's these techbros stealing the night sky../
Now I want to tell people we can't give up the darkness, we can't give up the night. And here's these techbros stealing the night sky../
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Turn out the lights at night and my house is lit up by the LEDs. I caught my modem having a 3am rave the other night, blinking and flashing like wild. No idea what that was about. I turned it off.
Can't see more than a dozen stars at night. I haven't seen the milky way in twenty years.../
Can't see more than a dozen stars at night. I haven't seen the milky way in twenty years.../
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Turn out the lights at night and my house is lit up by the LEDs. I caught my modem having a 3am rave the other night, blinking and flashing like wild. No idea what that was about. I turned it off.
Can't see more than a dozen stars at night. I haven't seen the milky way in twenty years.../
Can't see more than a dozen stars at night. I haven't seen the milky way in twenty years.../
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Some guy walking his dog with a super bright flashlight, pointing it at me on the sidewalk a hundred paces away. The neighbor's back porch lighting up my backyard all night long. The cold white streetlight shining in the front window all night..../
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Some guy walking his dog with a super bright flashlight, pointing it at me on the sidewalk a hundred paces away. The neighbor's back porch lighting up my backyard all night long. The cold white streetlight shining in the front window all night..../