Johnny Brainwash
@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.
Didn't the navy shell his motorcade a few weeks ago?
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Didn't the navy shell his motorcade a few weeks ago?
I usually find them on top of my head, but on a couple of notable occasions I was holding them in my hand
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I usually find them on top of my head, but on a couple of notable occasions I was holding them in my hand
I don't know any pop music. I wouldn't know that song at all if it weren't for the Tom Holland lip sync deal being all over the internet.
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't know any pop music. I wouldn't know that song at all if it weren't for the Tom Holland lip sync deal being all over the internet.
yeah, come to think of it, lots of garlic with brown dried-up cloves, or else green and sprouting
either stored too long or just stored wrong
either stored too long or just stored wrong
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
yeah, come to think of it, lots of garlic with brown dried-up cloves, or else green and sprouting
either stored too long or just stored wrong
either stored too long or just stored wrong
I've found a surprising number of onions to be rotting on the inside in the last year or so.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I've found a surprising number of onions to be rotting on the inside in the last year or so.
i also appreciate how they end up saying the group is in opposition to solidarity with palestine
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i also appreciate how they end up saying the group is in opposition to solidarity with palestine
nah, fuck that guy
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
nah, fuck that guy
terrible place
i got as far away as i could as soon as i could
i got as far away as i could as soon as i could
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
terrible place
i got as far away as i could as soon as i could
i got as far away as i could as soon as i could
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deeeershowiiiitz
come out and plaa-aay
come out and plaa-aay
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
deeeershowiiiitz
come out and plaa-aay
come out and plaa-aay
deeeershowiiiitz
come out and plaa-aay
come out and plaa-aay
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
deeeershowiiiitz
come out and plaa-aay
come out and plaa-aay
if I was in NY, I'd be chanting for him in the streets
der-sho-witz
der-sho-witz
DER-SHO-WITZ
der-sho-witz
der-sho-witz
DER-SHO-WITZ
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
if I was in NY, I'd be chanting for him in the streets
der-sho-witz
der-sho-witz
DER-SHO-WITZ
der-sho-witz
der-sho-witz
DER-SHO-WITZ
ya know, I think bowtie plus goatee is a bad combo, especially a shitty half ass goatee like that
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ya know, I think bowtie plus goatee is a bad combo, especially a shitty half ass goatee like that
history shows us again and again
how nature points out the folly of men
bunzilla
how nature points out the folly of men
bunzilla
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
history shows us again and again
how nature points out the folly of men
bunzilla
how nature points out the folly of men
bunzilla