Johnny Likes Tofu
@johnlytham.bsky.social
#FBPE Infected by the Remainer Mind Virus. PR please. Member of the “Guardian-reading , tofu-eating, wokerati”. Inveterate anti-fracker Increasingly vegetarian. EV driver. Solar panel owner. Weta trimaran sailor. Lake District lover.
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BROKEN PROMISES!
OF REFORM U.K. LTD!
Nigel Farage and Reform UK LTD promised to freeze council tax if they were elected to run councils in 2025.
In 2026 every Reform U.K. Council is hiking Council Tax.
OF REFORM U.K. LTD!
Nigel Farage and Reform UK LTD promised to freeze council tax if they were elected to run councils in 2025.
In 2026 every Reform U.K. Council is hiking Council Tax.
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 AM
BROKEN PROMISES!
OF REFORM U.K. LTD!
Nigel Farage and Reform UK LTD promised to freeze council tax if they were elected to run councils in 2025.
In 2026 every Reform U.K. Council is hiking Council Tax.
OF REFORM U.K. LTD!
Nigel Farage and Reform UK LTD promised to freeze council tax if they were elected to run councils in 2025.
In 2026 every Reform U.K. Council is hiking Council Tax.
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"Imagine the atrocities Israel is committing that they don’t want the world to know about."
via Robert Rosenthal
via Robert Rosenthal
January 1, 2026 at 9:13 AM
"Imagine the atrocities Israel is committing that they don’t want the world to know about."
via Robert Rosenthal
via Robert Rosenthal
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BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
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Wasn't one of the justifications for Brexit about not having foreigners telling us what we could and could not do?
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wasn't one of the justifications for Brexit about not having foreigners telling us what we could and could not do?
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Britain should join forces with Europe in a new defence pact because it can no longer trust Donald Trump’s America to defend it in the event of a military attack by Russia, voters believe
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
UK needs new defence pact with Europe amid fears over Trump, voters say
Polling for The Independent shows voters are concerned the US may not come to Britain’s aid in the event of an attack by Putin
www.independent.co.uk
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Britain should join forces with Europe in a new defence pact because it can no longer trust Donald Trump’s America to defend it in the event of a military attack by Russia, voters believe
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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"Dear Diary,
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"Dear Diary,
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
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For all the Smokers in the World January 1, 2026 🚭🚭🚭 I Quit 20 Years Ago..
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
For all the Smokers in the World January 1, 2026 🚭🚭🚭 I Quit 20 Years Ago..
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Let's all do whatever we can to encourage smokers to quit & others to never start. 🚭🚭🚭
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Let's all do whatever we can to encourage smokers to quit & others to never start. 🚭🚭🚭
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If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
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Some people do my head in.
This arse is one of them.
Why TF would we care about his business…? Did he care about all the SMEs bankrupted by Brexit? Does he feel any anxiety or shame about just how much that stupid idea has cost our country and many of us personally.
No.
He can absolutely do one.
This arse is one of them.
Why TF would we care about his business…? Did he care about all the SMEs bankrupted by Brexit? Does he feel any anxiety or shame about just how much that stupid idea has cost our country and many of us personally.
No.
He can absolutely do one.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Some people do my head in.
This arse is one of them.
Why TF would we care about his business…? Did he care about all the SMEs bankrupted by Brexit? Does he feel any anxiety or shame about just how much that stupid idea has cost our country and many of us personally.
No.
He can absolutely do one.
This arse is one of them.
Why TF would we care about his business…? Did he care about all the SMEs bankrupted by Brexit? Does he feel any anxiety or shame about just how much that stupid idea has cost our country and many of us personally.
No.
He can absolutely do one.
What kind of weirdo watches TV on a 20 “ screen standing up in the kitchen 😂
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
What kind of weirdo watches TV on a 20 “ screen standing up in the kitchen 😂
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I wish you all a very merry Christmas.
Except for you, Nigel. I hope you get a new bike, and immediately snag your scrotum on the handlebars.
Except for you, Nigel. I hope you get a new bike, and immediately snag your scrotum on the handlebars.
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I wish you all a very merry Christmas.
Except for you, Nigel. I hope you get a new bike, and immediately snag your scrotum on the handlebars.
Except for you, Nigel. I hope you get a new bike, and immediately snag your scrotum on the handlebars.
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Current special relationship is that Britain gives Donald Trump two state visits, and he attacks bans British citizens from entry to the US www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK social media campaigners among five denied US visas
The Trump administration bans five people who have called for tech regulation from entering the country.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Current special relationship is that Britain gives Donald Trump two state visits, and he attacks bans British citizens from entry to the US www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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NEW: last night, the US govt launched an assault on the ‘global censorship industrial complex’, aka European tech researchers/campaigners.
It’s a deeply chilling move & speaks as to why we need international solidarity more than ever.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
It’s a deeply chilling move & speaks as to why we need international solidarity more than ever.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
A message to America: we are not your enemy
Last night, the US launched an all-out assault on the "global censorship industrial complex", I respond with some deep breaths, solidarity and a vibey video (it's all I have)
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
NEW: last night, the US govt launched an assault on the ‘global censorship industrial complex’, aka European tech researchers/campaigners.
It’s a deeply chilling move & speaks as to why we need international solidarity more than ever.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
It’s a deeply chilling move & speaks as to why we need international solidarity more than ever.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
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Evidence of war crimes is "so well documented and compelling that the British government should cut all military collaboration with Israel"🗣️
A group of four former senior Army officers call for a full arms embargo on Israel🔗⬇️
A group of four former senior Army officers call for a full arms embargo on Israel🔗⬇️
Former Army officers urge Prime Minister to halt arms sales to Israel
The group of retired senior Army officers are also calling on Sir Keir Starmer to restrict any dealings with Israel-owned or Israel-supported defence companies
www.forcesnews.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Evidence of war crimes is "so well documented and compelling that the British government should cut all military collaboration with Israel"🗣️
A group of four former senior Army officers call for a full arms embargo on Israel🔗⬇️
A group of four former senior Army officers call for a full arms embargo on Israel🔗⬇️
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He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
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Letter to the FT that stingingly sums up Brexit and the shit creek we now find ourselves in.
A terrible idea (naive, prejudiced and uninformed) that has deeply divided us and left us poorer and less secure… but unwilling to face up to the damage we’ve done to ourselves. While the EU moves on.
A terrible idea (naive, prejudiced and uninformed) that has deeply divided us and left us poorer and less secure… but unwilling to face up to the damage we’ve done to ourselves. While the EU moves on.
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Letter to the FT that stingingly sums up Brexit and the shit creek we now find ourselves in.
A terrible idea (naive, prejudiced and uninformed) that has deeply divided us and left us poorer and less secure… but unwilling to face up to the damage we’ve done to ourselves. While the EU moves on.
A terrible idea (naive, prejudiced and uninformed) that has deeply divided us and left us poorer and less secure… but unwilling to face up to the damage we’ve done to ourselves. While the EU moves on.
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Bet365 CEO collects £280m (£104m salary + £176m dividend), pre-tax profits down from £627m to £349m.
CEO collected around £2.67bn over the last decade.
Gambling industry recently opposed increase in tax.
Public purse bears the cost of gambling addiction.
CEO collected around £2.67bn over the last decade.
Gambling industry recently opposed increase in tax.
Public purse bears the cost of gambling addiction.
Bet365 boss receives at least £280m in pay and dividends despite profit slump
Denise Coates’s gambling empire reports turnover of £4bn in year to March 2025, up from £3.7bn
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Bet365 CEO collects £280m (£104m salary + £176m dividend), pre-tax profits down from £627m to £349m.
CEO collected around £2.67bn over the last decade.
Gambling industry recently opposed increase in tax.
Public purse bears the cost of gambling addiction.
CEO collected around £2.67bn over the last decade.
Gambling industry recently opposed increase in tax.
Public purse bears the cost of gambling addiction.
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“He raped me.”
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
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Watch full scathing segment on Trump's illegal deportation policies that was killed by 60 Minutes just hours before Sunday night's airing.
CBS Buried The Truth To Do Trump's Bidding
Bari Weiss killed a finished 60 Minutes segment because it exposed Trump’s heinous deportation crimes — now it’s going global because the truth can’t be buried!
open.substack.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Watch full scathing segment on Trump's illegal deportation policies that was killed by 60 Minutes just hours before Sunday night's airing.
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Damn, Bill Clinton just called Trump & Pam Bondi's bluff. Clinton released a statement calling on Bondi to release all of the Epstein files that mention him - including photos.
This is what a president with a spine looks like.
Meanwhile, Trump is having the FBI scrub his name from the files.
This is what a president with a spine looks like.
Meanwhile, Trump is having the FBI scrub his name from the files.
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Damn, Bill Clinton just called Trump & Pam Bondi's bluff. Clinton released a statement calling on Bondi to release all of the Epstein files that mention him - including photos.
This is what a president with a spine looks like.
Meanwhile, Trump is having the FBI scrub his name from the files.
This is what a president with a spine looks like.
Meanwhile, Trump is having the FBI scrub his name from the files.
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It really doesn’t get a lot viler than this.
A state that is supposedly our ally slaughters civilians at a wedding.
No words…
A state that is supposedly our ally slaughters civilians at a wedding.
No words…
Yes, Israel bombed a wedding in Gaza today.
No, the mainstream media is not interested.
During a sham 'ceasefire'.
No, the mainstream media is not interested.
During a sham 'ceasefire'.
Israel bombs Gaza wedding as mediators hold ceasefire talks in US
Israeli attack kills at least six Palestinians attending wedding party at school-turned-shelter in Gaza City.
aje.io
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It really doesn’t get a lot viler than this.
A state that is supposedly our ally slaughters civilians at a wedding.
No words…
A state that is supposedly our ally slaughters civilians at a wedding.
No words…