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John Julitz
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Professional raconteur. World's okayest runner.

"We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams."
She’s gone from Dame Judi Dench to Damn Judi Dench
Veteran actress Dame Judi Dench said she’s forgiven Harvey Weinstein after his rape conviction and argued that Kevin Spacey has been “exonerated” in a new interview.
Judi Dench Still Texts Kevin Spacey, Says Harvey Weinstein Has 'Done His Time'
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December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The #Bears best defense against the #Vikings wide receivers today might be JJ McCarthy.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
After sleeping on it, spending the day ruminating, and pondering the budget deal, I actually wanted to take a moment to personally thank @durbin.senate.gov.

Thank you for retiring, you feckless coward. Your name will be permanently etched in the historical record as a capitulating failure.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Nothing short of prison for Sam Altman. bsky.app/profile/jona...
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Caleb Williams has to stop targeting Rome Odunze so much. His hands are suspect and forcing throws into double coverage is getting old fast. #Bears
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Any chance MLB’s next commissioner can be someone who actually likes baseball?
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A Christmas Gory
Ruin a holiday movie by making it a Halloween movie:

It's A Wonderful Knife 🔪
October 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The #YouTube algorithm is algorithming a bit too hard with this.
October 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Adam Amin is among the very best in the PxP game. But not knowing the difference between Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman is ALMOST unforgivable. #Tigers #Mariners
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hey Colleen Wolfe…

#NFLNetwork
October 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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NEW: In Texas redistricting case, a leading political scientist testified that he saw “evidence of intentional discrimination” in the map, which “aggressively seeks to roll back minority power.” www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Texas Gerrymander ‘Aggressively Seeks to Roll Back Minority Power,’ Expert Testifies
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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This you? Just two hours later?
September 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Didn't see this until after I published today, but yeah, this is really, really bad. www.nytimes.com/athletic/661...
Four VPs, others affiliated with Detroit Tigers accused of misconduct toward women
Three of the accused men exited in a six-month period beginning last November.
www.nytimes.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Oh my god, Trump actually got the NRA to come out to defend trans people owning a gun.
September 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM