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John Julitz
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Professional raconteur. World's okayest runner.

"We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams."
You don’t think that’s exactly how Cena wanted it?
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Going after religion in Texas is definitely a choice.
two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy
ALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy
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December 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Everyday Dementia Don looks more and more like Dan Aykroyd’s character in “Nothing But Trouble”
a man in a suit is eating a hot dog with ketchup and mustard
ALT: a man in a suit is eating a hot dog with ketchup and mustard
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December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
a sign that says get your eyes checked on it
ALT: a sign that says get your eyes checked on it
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December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Who could nazi that coming?
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
So he’s admitting they’re just fishermen?
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Maybe don’t lose to Northern Illinois at home then?

Thats the same Huskies team that won three games all year and their win in South Bend was their only road win of the season.
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There is a reason why Fallon is the preferred medium for these undesirables. He speaks fluent cringe.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I want to walk away from this giant piece of shit and anyone who supports/enables him.
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That’s the motto of the whole Trump administration.

Put this is ads for the dems.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Of course they do. Every attack is actually a confession.
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Good. But I see Caleb entering Javy Baez territory in that he can make the spectacular but struggles with the routine.
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I don’t want to be overreactionary following a loss to the Packers, but is it time to have a meaningful conversation about whether or not Caleb is the guy?
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You mean his Australian accent in Django didn’t do it for you?
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Jim Bowden’s asinine assessments strike again.
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So much for trying to grow the game in America. Pandering to Shitler won’t get you much goodwill.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Thank goodness things are so much better now as a result.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM