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John Julitz
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Professional raconteur. World's okayest runner.

"We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams."
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Who could nazi that coming?
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You mean his Australian accent in Django didn’t do it for you?
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
In fairness, it doesn’t take a lot to get over his head.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Oh the humanity!
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
100% this.

Trump may not have thrown Pete under the bus yet, but he’s warming it up.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“Those people”
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“Fun” Fact: The original Gobbledy Gooker was portrayed by Héctor Guerrero of the famous Guerrero wrestling family.
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Cornelis is a a world class twatwaffle.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It took two people to write this and they both botched the narrative.
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s still better than this.
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Like roll over and give republicans an out?
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The #Bears best defense against the #Vikings wide receivers today might be JJ McCarthy.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I much prefer John Voight, the periodontist
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM