John C 🏃♂️🤷🏼♂️
@johncomstock.bsky.social
Running, Corporate M&A
VCU, Wazzu
Commanders, Nationals
RVA to ATL
2x Dad. Big dad energy.
My kid plays lacrosse 🥍
VCU, Wazzu
Commanders, Nationals
RVA to ATL
2x Dad. Big dad energy.
My kid plays lacrosse 🥍
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I’ve got two weeks off and you know what that means: an endless list of home improvement projects because if I allow myself to relax for even one second I’ll be dragged to hell for idleness
April 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’ve got two weeks off and you know what that means: an endless list of home improvement projects because if I allow myself to relax for even one second I’ll be dragged to hell for idleness
Don’t threaten me with a good time. rawr.
Musk: Losing this judge race has good chance of causing Republicans to lose control of the house. You lose control of the house, there will be nonstop impeachment hearings and subpoenas
April 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time. rawr.
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I couldn’t filibuster. I have IBS.
April 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I couldn’t filibuster. I have IBS.
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*me, filibustering* and now I am going to describe each one of the 28,479 screenshots on my phone
April 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
*me, filibustering* and now I am going to describe each one of the 28,479 screenshots on my phone
Your whole truck is held together by one strap, but it’s my fault if something falls out and hits my windshield. That’s so stupid.
April 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Your whole truck is held together by one strap, but it’s my fault if something falls out and hits my windshield. That’s so stupid.
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Twitter Jerry Jones
🤝
Not planning to be active during free agency
🤝
Not planning to be active during free agency
March 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Twitter Jerry Jones
🤝
Not planning to be active during free agency
🤝
Not planning to be active during free agency
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hey if you're visiting here because Vichy Twitter is down... don't go back! Bad website. Bluesky... pretty good website. At the very least, delete the X app from your phone and set your account to protected (when you can log in and do that again)
March 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hey if you're visiting here because Vichy Twitter is down... don't go back! Bad website. Bluesky... pretty good website. At the very least, delete the X app from your phone and set your account to protected (when you can log in and do that again)
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely
February 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely
I guess I’m looking to start a revolution. Repost this if you want to join
February 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I guess I’m looking to start a revolution. Repost this if you want to join
Will someone explain to me why there’s a fucking foreigner in charge of anything about our country? I can’t believe the rednecks aren’t up in arms about this.
February 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Will someone explain to me why there’s a fucking foreigner in charge of anything about our country? I can’t believe the rednecks aren’t up in arms about this.
No one is dumber than the man who thinks he knows everything.
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
No one is dumber than the man who thinks he knows everything.
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
Trump is ruining brunch with eggs and now coffee. Gen Z will not like this.
January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump is ruining brunch with eggs and now coffee. Gen Z will not like this.
They really should teach more about falling iguanas in school.
January 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They really should teach more about falling iguanas in school.
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Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
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if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits
January 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits
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In case there was any confusion on Elon, a handy guide:
January 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
In case there was any confusion on Elon, a handy guide:
Zero respect for rule of law. The repercussions will be huge. For what? He made his billions grifting his followers the day before the inauguration. Predictable but still sad.
January 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Zero respect for rule of law. The repercussions will be huge. For what? He made his billions grifting his followers the day before the inauguration. Predictable but still sad.
Fairly sure we will be able to trace the beginning of America’s decline to yesterday. A complete withdrawal from world leadership.
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Fairly sure we will be able to trace the beginning of America’s decline to yesterday. A complete withdrawal from world leadership.
Barron Trump giving off strong Severus Snap vibes. #inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Barron Trump giving off strong Severus Snap vibes. #inauguration
They can’t even end daylight savings time, let alone change the constitution 🤷🏼♂️
January 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
They can’t even end daylight savings time, let alone change the constitution 🤷🏼♂️
January 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM