Joe Fruscione
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Joe Fruscione
@joefru.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Far be it from me to celebrate Christmas early but I’ll make an exception here. (Nicked from Instagram)
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can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
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Omg you guys didn’t have to get me anything for a Valentine’s Day! but that’s so sweet, I love it 🥰
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Omg you guys didn’t have to get me anything for a Valentine’s Day! but that’s so sweet, I love it 🥰
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Please inscribe this — my most viral post ever — on my otherwise very Jewish gravestone, just to confuse everyone
Oh, you think you walk the path of Christ? Name one sex worker who would weep over your death
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Please inscribe this — my most viral post ever — on my otherwise very Jewish gravestone, just to confuse everyone
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age verification?
i know who the real Aunt Viv is, that Pheobe’s twin Ursula was on Mad About You first, and remember Judy Winslow and Tori Scott existed
i know who the real Aunt Viv is, that Pheobe’s twin Ursula was on Mad About You first, and remember Judy Winslow and Tori Scott existed
age verification?
will a long list of abandoned livejournal accounts that haven’t been accessed since 2010 or so suffice?
will a long list of abandoned livejournal accounts that haven’t been accessed since 2010 or so suffice?
Age verification?
Here’s a chronological list of the song lyrics I put up as my AIM away message.
Here’s a chronological list of the song lyrics I put up as my AIM away message.
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
age verification?
i know who the real Aunt Viv is, that Pheobe’s twin Ursula was on Mad About You first, and remember Judy Winslow and Tori Scott existed
i know who the real Aunt Viv is, that Pheobe’s twin Ursula was on Mad About You first, and remember Judy Winslow and Tori Scott existed
Age verification?
I remember when a high school computer whiz almost started World War 3 because he wanted to play Global Thermonuclear War instead of a nice game of chess.
I remember when a high school computer whiz almost started World War 3 because he wanted to play Global Thermonuclear War instead of a nice game of chess.
age verification?
i know who the real Aunt Viv is, that Pheobe’s twin Ursula was on Mad About You first, and remember Judy Winslow and Tori Scott existed
i know who the real Aunt Viv is, that Pheobe’s twin Ursula was on Mad About You first, and remember Judy Winslow and Tori Scott existed
age verification?
will a long list of abandoned livejournal accounts that haven’t been accessed since 2010 or so suffice?
will a long list of abandoned livejournal accounts that haven’t been accessed since 2010 or so suffice?
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Age verification?
I remember when a high school computer whiz almost started World War 3 because he wanted to play Global Thermonuclear War instead of a nice game of chess.
I remember when a high school computer whiz almost started World War 3 because he wanted to play Global Thermonuclear War instead of a nice game of chess.
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Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
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So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
FDA won’t review Moderna application for first mRNA-based flu vaccine
The decision, which shocked company officials, comes as the FDA says it will take a stricter approach to federal vaccine approvals.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
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Find your next fresh, small press read here (coupon code SPRING good through 2/24!): riverriverbooks.org/store/ 📚💙🎉
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Find your next fresh, small press read here (coupon code SPRING good through 2/24!): riverriverbooks.org/store/ 📚💙🎉
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kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 AM
kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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I’m ready for the Bad Bunnification of the mainland
Then walked past a dude blasting salsa who extended his hand and had a brief dance with him 💃🏽
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I’m ready for the Bad Bunnification of the mainland
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We’re onto you, Ring
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
We’re onto you, Ring
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If only there were a newspaper in Washington, perhaps one owned by a person of considerable wealth, that still employed “metro” reporters who could cover a story of such intense local interest and importance
People of DC, more than two weeks into being totally iced in, now get news of measles spread—brought in by Right to Life marchers.
Looking for people exposed on the Metro, at DCA, at Children's Hospital, on Amtrak.
Gee, thanks, RFKJr et al.
dchealth.dc.gov/release/heal...
Looking for people exposed on the Metro, at DCA, at Children's Hospital, on Amtrak.
Gee, thanks, RFKJr et al.
dchealth.dc.gov/release/heal...
Health Officials Investigating Measles Exposures to DC Residents
(Washington, DC) - DC Health was notified of multiple confirmed cases of measles whose carriers visited multiple locations in the District while contagious. DC Health is informing people who were at t...
dchealth.dc.gov
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
If only there were a newspaper in Washington, perhaps one owned by a person of considerable wealth, that still employed “metro” reporters who could cover a story of such intense local interest and importance
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Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
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Relatedly, if you’re an academic and someone challenges doing scholarship at the intersection of pop-culture as “unscholarly” or “less important,” you can tell them to fuck off into the sun.
The intersection of pop-culture is where we LIVE.
The intersection of pop-culture is where we LIVE.
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Relatedly, if you’re an academic and someone challenges doing scholarship at the intersection of pop-culture as “unscholarly” or “less important,” you can tell them to fuck off into the sun.
The intersection of pop-culture is where we LIVE.
The intersection of pop-culture is where we LIVE.
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Some say if you play a Kid Rock record backwards you'll hear Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Kid Rock. www.totalprosports.com/nfl/kid-rock...
Kid Rock Is Getting Called Out For Blatantly Obvious Lip-Syncing During Turning Point USA Halftime Show [VIDEO]
Kid Rock was caught lip syncing during his Super Bowl Halftime performance on Sunday, because he was really bad.
www.totalprosports.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Some say if you play a Kid Rock record backwards you'll hear Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Kid Rock. www.totalprosports.com/nfl/kid-rock...
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February 9, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
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It's funny how all these billionaires started buying up all the social media apps, newspapers, and television networks right as all these revelations were starting to come out.
Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show
Newly released files from DoJ show the pair making plans in 2012 and 2013 for the Tesla CEO to visit Epstein’s island
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 AM
It's funny how all these billionaires started buying up all the social media apps, newspapers, and television networks right as all these revelations were starting to come out.
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The files are so evil and terrible and they also confirm that the wealthiest men in the world are the biggest bunch of losers in the world. Every single one of them is a sentient fedora.
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 AM
The files are so evil and terrible and they also confirm that the wealthiest men in the world are the biggest bunch of losers in the world. Every single one of them is a sentient fedora.
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It’s actually beautifully fluid. I could be wishing you gentle bees to make tasty honey or killer bees to stab you to death with tiny butt swords and you’ll never know which.
I mistyped an email sign off as “all the bees” instead of “all the best”. I reckon I’m going to stick with it. I can’t think of anything negative that can possibly come of wishing someone all the bees.
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It’s actually beautifully fluid. I could be wishing you gentle bees to make tasty honey or killer bees to stab you to death with tiny butt swords and you’ll never know which.
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remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 PM
remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.