jodiesattva
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Bio-Neural Entropy Machine / Astral Projection / Chief Chill Officer
Irreverent, gender non-compliant, disabled w/ #mecfs cook/gamer/dogmom. CYT🕉, EIT🧪 #IDIC
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OH THE HUE-MANATEE
Irreverent, gender non-compliant, disabled w/ #mecfs cook/gamer/dogmom. CYT🕉, EIT🧪 #IDIC
youtube.com/@jodiesattva
twitch.tv/jodiesattva
OH THE HUE-MANATEE
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Breakthrough blood test finally confirms Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
A team of scientists has developed a highly accurate blood test for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. The test reads tiny DNA patterns that reveal the biological signature of the illness. For millions who’ve ...
www.sciencedaily.com
Breakthrough blood test finally confirms Chronic Fatigue Syndrome #mecfs
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Breakthrough blood test finally confirms Chronic Fatigue Syndrome #mecfs
Breakthrough blood test finally confirms Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
A team of scientists has developed a highly accurate blood test for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. The test reads tiny DNA patterns that reveal the biological signature of the illness. For millions who’ve ...
www.sciencedaily.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Breakthrough blood test finally confirms Chronic Fatigue Syndrome #mecfs
@dansavage.bsky.social have you seen the new Rosetta Stone commercial featuring the old farmer guy learning German (presumably) for the Berlin leather bars?! 🤣🤣🤣
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
@dansavage.bsky.social have you seen the new Rosetta Stone commercial featuring the old farmer guy learning German (presumably) for the Berlin leather bars?! 🤣🤣🤣
Regarding American Bake Off, if y'all could replace Zach Cherry with Mateo Lane (and also shoot in America with American judges *cough* Christina Tosi), that would be great. #gabs
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Regarding American Bake Off, if y'all could replace Zach Cherry with Mateo Lane (and also shoot in America with American judges *cough* Christina Tosi), that would be great. #gabs
Ice cream sandwich: Dutch chocolate ice cream on a homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. #stonerfood #baking #foodsky
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ice cream sandwich: Dutch chocolate ice cream on a homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. #stonerfood #baking #foodsky
The only books I'm able to read! Looking forward to some lying down learning this afternoon.
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The only books I'm able to read! Looking forward to some lying down learning this afternoon.
My greatest hope is that researchers find a cure for #mecfs by the time I finish watching every episode of all the Great Baking Shows (at least) three times.
October 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My greatest hope is that researchers find a cure for #mecfs by the time I finish watching every episode of all the Great Baking Shows (at least) three times.
Pastelitos with frozen puff pastry!
October 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pastelitos with frozen puff pastry!
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm finally tucking into The Great Canadian Baking Show, and I'm such a James. "Ugly but delicious" 🤣
October 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm finally tucking into The Great Canadian Baking Show, and I'm such a James. "Ugly but delicious" 🤣
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Nobody Wang Chungs tonight anymore and that's sad.
Nobody pours sugar on me anymore and that’s sad
Nobody blames it on the rain anymore and that's sad
September 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Nobody Wang Chungs tonight anymore and that's sad.
Dear Pervasive Perfume People:
YOU DO NOT SMELL NICE! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRIGGERING MIGRAINES.
#NEISvoid
YOU DO NOT SMELL NICE! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRIGGERING MIGRAINES.
#NEISvoid
a cartoon character is dancing in a field with a yellow background .
Alt: Gif of Pigpen from Peanuts a dancing in a fetid yellow cloud
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Dear Pervasive Perfume People:
YOU DO NOT SMELL NICE! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRIGGERING MIGRAINES.
#NEISvoid
YOU DO NOT SMELL NICE! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRIGGERING MIGRAINES.
#NEISvoid
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Hey so it's almost that time, probably not because of climate change, but do not rake leaf that fall down.
Leave leaf!
Do not rake leaf!
😡 Do 😡 not 😡 rake 😡 leaf!
Leave leaf!
Do not rake leaf!
😡 Do 😡 not 😡 rake 😡 leaf!
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hey so it's almost that time, probably not because of climate change, but do not rake leaf that fall down.
Leave leaf!
Do not rake leaf!
😡 Do 😡 not 😡 rake 😡 leaf!
Leave leaf!
Do not rake leaf!
😡 Do 😡 not 😡 rake 😡 leaf!
Why not go for a meter? Grow some balls!
Why not just make it a 2-footer? It's only 2 more inches. Cowards.
So apparently at Universal Studios, you can get a 22 inch hot dog. It seems you can also get that with chili and cheese. Go forth, brave soldiers and make terrible life choices.
September 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Why not go for a meter? Grow some balls!
Illinois was always a joke to me, growing up in St. Louis. Now, I feel lucky to live in this wonderful state that protects all of its citizens, not just the ones it likes. Thanks, gov.
I made a promise to the women of Illinois — as governor, I will ensure your medical decisions will be your own.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
August 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Illinois was always a joke to me, growing up in St. Louis. Now, I feel lucky to live in this wonderful state that protects all of its citizens, not just the ones it likes. Thanks, gov.
With the same poop.
August 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
With the same poop.
Napping? You mean sleep-edging.
August 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Napping? You mean sleep-edging.
Gentle reminder: you're not able-bodied, you're pre-disabled.
August 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gentle reminder: you're not able-bodied, you're pre-disabled.
I don't have to imagine this. I've been cooking for decades (sometimes professionally) and I've used ChatGPT to help me in the kitchen. It's been very helpful, especially when I'm at my most disabled. It's a tool like any other. Use responsibly.
Like imagine someone who uses AI to ask what recipes they could make with the stuff in their fridge. My normal suggestion for getting good at this problem would be "you develop an intuition for these things by making a variety of dishes from across cultures." The AI guy wouldn't understand.
August 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I don't have to imagine this. I've been cooking for decades (sometimes professionally) and I've used ChatGPT to help me in the kitchen. It's been very helpful, especially when I'm at my most disabled. It's a tool like any other. Use responsibly.