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jodiesattva
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Bio-Neural Entropy Machine / Astral Projection / Chief Chill Officer

Irreverent, gender non-compliant, disabled w/ #mecfs cook/gamer/dogmom. CYT🕉, EIT🧪 #IDIC

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I've tasted them all and can't pick a favorite
Photo of 6 homemade pop-tarts with frangipane and each a different jam. Each has had a triangle cut off and stacked underneath showing the different jams inside. The jams listed top-left to bottom-right: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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They are out and cooling. Now we wait. I guess I could have a verdict in 6 days.
Photo of 6 pizza-slice-shaped pop tarts on a cooling rack
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I am currently running a homemade pop-tart test. Ready-made pie dough, homemade frangipane, 6 different jams.

The jams listed clockwise starting at 10 o'clock: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose.

They're almost ready now and will not be iced.
Photo of a round of pie dough divided into 6 sections using egg wash. Each section has been spread with frangipane and a different jam. The jams listed clockwise starting at 10 o'clock: apricot, blueberry (homemade), guava, orange, pear (homemade), strawberry-rose. Photo of baking triangular pop tarts Photo of homemade pear butter (left) and blueberry jam (right)
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I Wanna Hold Your Hand
#dogsky #pitbull
Photo of Una, a dark brown and white pitbull. She is lying on her left side with her head on the right, angled inward such that her nose is mid-frame. Her right ear is flipped backwards and her right eye is open, looking toward her paw, which rests in an upturned human hand with fingers lightly wrapped around her "wrist" at the bottom of the frame. Her back legs are partially visible in the upper-left corner. She rests on a plush teal bedspread and a light-grey chenille blanket.
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Ice cream sandwich: Dutch chocolate ice cream on a homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. #stonerfood #baking #foodsky
Photo of an Ice cream sandwich consisting of 3 small scoops Dutch chocolate ice cream on a split homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. On a cutting board.
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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The only books I'm able to read! Looking forward to some lying down learning this afternoon.
Front-on photo of a stack of 4 books on a teal bedspread. The books from top to bottom: Ratio by Michael Ruhlman, Baking Imperfect by Lottie Bedlow, Dessert Person by Claire Saffitz (STL hometown girl!), and The Food Lab by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt (my fraternity brother from another chapter!).
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Pastelitos with frozen puff pastry!
Top-down photo of 4 homemade pastelitos cooling on a rack over a cutting board. Puff pastry slit thrice on top with cream cheese peeking through. Guava paste hiding underneath because we didn't think about presentation.
October 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Drake meme: Top (hand waving away) - universe Bottom (finger pointing) - omniverse
August 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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OK I asked for 1 lb of heirloom tomatoes. I received a 1 lb heirloom tomato. 😅🍅🍽
Top-down photo of a very large red heirloom tomato held in my very large hand. It the background, a blue ceramic dish of cream cheese, a bagel halved and topped with cream cheese and scallion greens, all on a maple cutting board.
August 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Bob Ross and Fortnite is not a partnership I ever would have imagined.
Photo of TV showing Bob Ross painting a mountain with his palette knife. In either corner is text saying, "Bob Ross Tycoon created in Fortnite" and "search for Bob Ross in Fortnite or use island code 5384-6885-8924"
August 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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In retrospect I should have shown her this dank meme I received earlier today:
Comic drawing of a dark-haired person with a nail polish brush painting one of Jesus's stigmata nails. Text at the top reads: "jesus getting his nails done."
July 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Una is a pillow princess (apple, tree, etc)
Photo of Una, the brown pitbull lying comfortably a bed pillow in a blue recliner.
July 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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More #noknead #sourdough #bagels #nks #baking #food #foodsky #bread #breadsky
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Plain & pretzel
Sesame & nigella & plain
Scallion, jalapeño, yellow bell pepper whipped cream cheese
Nigella bagel w/above cream cheese
Top-down photo of 5 plain bagels and 5 pretzel bagels on a wire cooling rack on a maple cutting board Top-down photo of 4 nigella seed, 2 plain, and 5 sesame seed bagels on wire cooling racks on a marble counter Top-down photo of half a bagel with scallion, jalapeño, and yellow bell pepper cream cheese of the left; deli container of said cream cheese on the right on a maple cutting board Photo of nigell bagel split and sandwiching the cream cheese then cut transversely and opened on a white plate
July 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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🍓 strawberry toast - one in a long list of reasons to always have fresh fruit on hand, especially when low on spoons. #food #foodsky #toast #lowspooncooking #spoonies
Overhead photo of two pieces of buttered toast with sliced strawberries and a light sprinkling of sugar. They are on a maple cutting board with a glass sugar jar, yellow bowl of fresh strawberries, and green apple butter dish.
July 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT BANKRUPTS SOCIAL SECURITY IN 10 YEARS?! FUCKING IMBECILES.

Oh well, I guess we disableds won't need it in the camps. ♿️💸🤬
Screenshot of email from the SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION Social Security Applauds Passage of Legislation Providing Historic Tax Relief for Seniors The Social Security Administration (SSA) is celebrating the passage of the One Big, Beautiful Bill, a landmark piece of legislation that delivers long-awaited tax relief to millions of older Americans
July 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Nice? 😩
Screenshot from smartwatch reading sleep time of 8h 12m (2:15 am - 11:01 am), and actual sleep time of 6h 9m.
June 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Una covets my #pem #breakfast #electrolytes #whatplantscrave
Overhead photo of avocado toast on a white plate next to a blue electrolyte drink on a wood table with Una, a brown pitbull, standing on the floor to the right staring at the food
June 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Una peei- wait
June 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Just having some dinner #deer #nature
June 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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OK now I'm kind of amazed. The samsung health app finally seems to understand my individual health! #mecfs #pem #chronicillness #dysautonomia
Screenshot of Samsung Health App. Text reads: "Time to recharge. Though your activity level has decreased recently, it appears to be a positive change. It's important not to overexert and strain yourself. Keep prioritizing rest and recovery and hold on to that right balance."
June 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Sleepy baby
Photo of sleeping Una, a brown pit bull, on her mama's (my) lap resting her head toward the camera, eyes closed, looking very peaceful. (Snores uncapturable by photo.)
June 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Visualizing P.E.M. with daily step tracking
#mecfs #pem
Chart of steps taken over the course of a week. The past two days show twice the number of every other day.
June 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Happy (nongendered) (any being's) mother's day! We are slaying it out here!
Multi-armed Hindu goddess, Kali, depicted standing amidst flames and skulls, holding a severed head, bowl of blood, sickle, and trident.
May 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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✅️ marked safe from Una stealing corn flakes + homemade granola
#food #dog #cereal #beddesk #pillow
Photo of a blue bowl filled with corn flakes and granola, topped with milk, with a spoon resting in it. The bowl sits on a dark brown bed desk, which is in front of a tall body pillow that walls off Una, the brown pitbull.
April 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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"I just have to eat something" #noappetite #nospoons #NEISvoid #foodsky #lunch #cheese #fruit #ThaiIcedTea
Photo of an orange bowl containing red apple slices, a thick slice of yellow cheese, a thick slice of white cheese, and 3 tortilla chips. To the right is a glass of Thai iced tea. In the background is a clear jug of tea base and part of an electric kettle.
April 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM