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Lab grown meat is finally opening the door for ethical cannibalism, and I'd like to invite you to get in on the ground floor of my new human meat company, Beyond Gary.
The great thing about this jacket is, once it's empty you can pee in it and it's technically not public urination
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen we got him
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
REJOICE
Former US Vice President Dick Cheney has died aged 84. The Republican politician was VP to President George W Bush from 2001-09 and was a key architect in the US ‘war on terror’.

His death was announced in a statement by his family on Tuesday.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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"You can't defeat bad ideas by adopting them. You can't grow a coalition by selling out its members. And you can't persuade people who disagree with you that you can be trusted to fight for them when you won't even fight for those you say are with you." www.the-reframe.com/eventually-y...
Eventually You're Going to Have to Stand for Something
On accepting the fascist offer and being better than Ezra.
www.the-reframe.com
October 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Block this one too
The official White House account has been blocked by over 5,000 accounts since it was created less than two hours ago: clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
List for blocking federal govt accounts that are now on bluesky
Here is a block list for them bsky.app/profile/best...
Blockety block block BLOCK!!!
October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Huh, would you get a load of that
The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy.
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe
www.chosun.com
September 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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We used machine-learning tools in an attempt to recreate the method for cutting funding, and then applied it to past US NIH grants to reveal the broad-reaching consequences

go.nature.com/4pBArFH
What research might be lost after the NIH’s cuts? Nature trained a bot to find out
We used machine-learning tools in an attempt to recreate the method for cutting funding, and then applied it to past US National Institutes of Health grants to reveal the broad-reaching consequences of such action.
go.nature.com
September 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Feel free to continue arguing over the shooter's motives, but please understand that *it doesn't matter*.

There's a organized political movement that plans to suppress, arrest, or kill its political opposition. It it seeking pretexts. Anything will do. If it's not this, it'll be something else.
September 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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For those asking themselves why it's delusional for a liberal like Ezra Klein to venerate him on liberal terms.
September 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Oh ok, the people who lied about being electors so that they could hand Michigan to Trump, who knows what they intended by doing that

🎁 wapo.st/3V9CpPA
September 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Lots of scientists and faculty in here
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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This is such an embarrassing way to end a democracy.
Trump: "We send hundreds of millions of gallons of water a day to the Pacific Ocean. They turn a valve and the valve heads out. And we turned the valve back. I actually had to do it using force. We turned the valve back and now they have water."
August 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Who among us hasn't been in a pinch and substituted interior paint with an eggshell finish for concealer
both of these photos of Trump's hand were taken today (Getty)
August 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Federal government wasting huge amounts of money in an attempt to prove that cops aren't little twerps
Neptune Spear the operation that killed bin Laden, sent 23 Seals, 2 pilots, an interpreter, and a dog on-site to capture and/or kill the most wanted dangerous terrorist in the world amid his armed guards in hostile territory.

/1
August 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is why Yale is the state college of the ivy league
In which a Yale prof calls for jettisoning humanities to make way for science-only universities.

“scientists… are being punished for the sins of [humanities scholars] because we all live under one roof. I cannot see a compelling reason for our continued cohabitation.”
Unyoke the Sciences From the Humanities
Arts and sciences typically cohabitate. Should they?
thedispatch.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hero
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.

"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Go for it. I don't even care any more.
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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RFK Jr., back at the lab: "No no, I said two parts roadkill, one part whale juice! Do I have to do this all by myself?"
RFK has announced that he is developing a vaccine against all viruses. Yes, every single one. The whole, uh, "phylum"
August 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The right wing is full of pedophiles and we aren't investigating that enough as a society
Profound intimacy? What?
August 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Harvard apparently not entertaining "deal" with WH. Amazing no one at the NYT who ran last week's story did even the most basic fact check of just like... asking Harvard.
Important details from this story:

1) Yet another news-break by student journalists (this time @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social) www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

2) Harvard saying "see you in court," not "let's make a deal."

3) Per Garber, WH/MAGA leaked news of a "deal." NYT then ran with it.
August 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I'm curious what the government is going to use all this ransom money for
August 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM