Joanna M. Lawrie
@joannamlawrie.bsky.social
Author, artist, and cat minion. Now with a site on the web https://joannamlawrie.co.uk, Linktree at https://linktr.ee/joannamlawrie
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My digital art commissions are open! My speciality is animals but I do also enjoy portraits and the occasional plushie! Reply or message me if you’d like a commission. My rates are:
Pet (no background): $45
Human (“ “): $60
Plushie (“ “): $50
Multiples rates ad hoc.
Pet (no background): $45
Human (“ “): $60
Plushie (“ “): $50
Multiples rates ad hoc.
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Sometimes Monet planted his art before he painted it.
At Giverny, he redesigned nature like a canvas—diverting rivers, planting lilies, bamboo, and willows.
“My finest masterpiece,” he said, “is my garden.”
At Giverny, he redesigned nature like a canvas—diverting rivers, planting lilies, bamboo, and willows.
“My finest masterpiece,” he said, “is my garden.”
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sometimes Monet planted his art before he painted it.
At Giverny, he redesigned nature like a canvas—diverting rivers, planting lilies, bamboo, and willows.
“My finest masterpiece,” he said, “is my garden.”
At Giverny, he redesigned nature like a canvas—diverting rivers, planting lilies, bamboo, and willows.
“My finest masterpiece,” he said, “is my garden.”
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This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This is Pancho. He’s mad because he asked for five more minutes and then you woke him up five minutes later. Unforgivable. 12/10 (IG: panchothediva)
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My favorite Dick Van Dyke fact is that he once fell asleep on a float in the ocean, and was pushed back to shore by porpoises
In a matter of a few years in the 1960s, Dick Van Dyke became a star on Broadway, television and the silver screen. n.pr/4j0ZTkT
Dick Van Dyke is turning 100! Here's how he danced into our lives
In a matter of a few years in the 1960s, Dick Van Dyke became a star on Broadway, television and the silver screen.
n.pr
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My favorite Dick Van Dyke fact is that he once fell asleep on a float in the ocean, and was pushed back to shore by porpoises
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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Postcard from my collection, no date.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Postcard from my collection, no date.
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We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
Facebook memories: in 2020 you were excited because it started snowing!
Also Facebook memories: oh yeah and in 2010 you were still posting cringy cryptic lyric updates lol
🤦🏻
Also Facebook memories: oh yeah and in 2010 you were still posting cringy cryptic lyric updates lol
🤦🏻
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Facebook memories: in 2020 you were excited because it started snowing!
Also Facebook memories: oh yeah and in 2010 you were still posting cringy cryptic lyric updates lol
🤦🏻
Also Facebook memories: oh yeah and in 2010 you were still posting cringy cryptic lyric updates lol
🤦🏻
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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
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WORTH IT
Capricorn: On the plus side, your death will prove that at least one cryptid is real.
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
WORTH IT
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Just so we’re clear; if you use gen AI for your writing at all then I don’t care what themes the work contains or what point you are trying to make. Using gen AI tells me that you fundamentally cannot engage with or create art in any meaningful way and nothing you have to say to me has any value.
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Just so we’re clear; if you use gen AI for your writing at all then I don’t care what themes the work contains or what point you are trying to make. Using gen AI tells me that you fundamentally cannot engage with or create art in any meaningful way and nothing you have to say to me has any value.
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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A great excuse to repost @robinjohnson.bsky.social’s homage.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A great excuse to repost @robinjohnson.bsky.social’s homage.
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i know i'm adding to Promotional Noise, but it would be cool if you considered supporting artists who are trying to pay the bills rather than the mega-businesses when you can. so here's mine, and if you're a small artist, drop your links!
ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop
#artshop #shopsmall #cuteart
ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop
#artshop #shopsmall #cuteart
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i know i'm adding to Promotional Noise, but it would be cool if you considered supporting artists who are trying to pay the bills rather than the mega-businesses when you can. so here's mine, and if you're a small artist, drop your links!
ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop
#artshop #shopsmall #cuteart
ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop
#artshop #shopsmall #cuteart
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-"Oh! We found her!" "Shhhh you'll scare her off."-
a folklore illustration with watercolors
#art #kidlit #childrensbookillustration #illustration #Wolpertinger
a folklore illustration with watercolors
#art #kidlit #childrensbookillustration #illustration #Wolpertinger
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
-"Oh! We found her!" "Shhhh you'll scare her off."-
a folklore illustration with watercolors
#art #kidlit #childrensbookillustration #illustration #Wolpertinger
a folklore illustration with watercolors
#art #kidlit #childrensbookillustration #illustration #Wolpertinger
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today is ria's last day at her horrible job, which is great but does mean a significant drop in our income. today is also the black friday creator day at itch.io where you can get all of ria's books for sale if you feel like helping out a little: itch.io/s/168567/bla...
Black Friday Creator Day 2025 by Victoria Audley
A bundle by Victoria Audley, £10.50 for 5 games
itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
today is ria's last day at her horrible job, which is great but does mean a significant drop in our income. today is also the black friday creator day at itch.io where you can get all of ria's books for sale if you feel like helping out a little: itch.io/s/168567/bla...
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
- Steeleye Span (40th anniversary tour)
- Placebo (Sleeping with Ghosts tour)
- Panic! at the Disco/Plain White Ts/ Dashboard Confessional/ The Cab (Rockband Live Tour)
- Fall Out Boy (can’t choose just one)
- The Damned Things (London)
- Steeleye Span (40th anniversary tour)
- Placebo (Sleeping with Ghosts tour)
- Panic! at the Disco/Plain White Ts/ Dashboard Confessional/ The Cab (Rockband Live Tour)
- Fall Out Boy (can’t choose just one)
- The Damned Things (London)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
- Weird Al Yankovich
- Rush
- Vince Gill & Amy Grant’s Christmas at the Ryman
- Incubus (also at the Ryman)
- the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra playing the music of the Lord of the Rings, conducted by Howard Shore
- honorable mention: Gordon Lightfoot
- Weird Al Yankovich
- Rush
- Vince Gill & Amy Grant’s Christmas at the Ryman
- Incubus (also at the Ryman)
- the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra playing the music of the Lord of the Rings, conducted by Howard Shore
- honorable mention: Gordon Lightfoot
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Great Big Sea
Alkaline Trio
Tori Amos
Panic! at the Disco
Dessa
Great Big Sea
Alkaline Trio
Tori Amos
Panic! at the Disco
Dessa
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
- Steeleye Span (40th anniversary tour)
- Placebo (Sleeping with Ghosts tour)
- Panic! at the Disco/Plain White Ts/ Dashboard Confessional/ The Cab (Rockband Live Tour)
- Fall Out Boy (can’t choose just one)
- The Damned Things (London)
- Steeleye Span (40th anniversary tour)
- Placebo (Sleeping with Ghosts tour)
- Panic! at the Disco/Plain White Ts/ Dashboard Confessional/ The Cab (Rockband Live Tour)
- Fall Out Boy (can’t choose just one)
- The Damned Things (London)
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in the real world not nearly enough buckaroos goin around looking at clues with a magnifying glass
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
in the real world not nearly enough buckaroos goin around looking at clues with a magnifying glass
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers