Joakim Carlgren
@joakimcarlgren.com
Android, Kids, Dog, London/Sweden, ADHD, Homo.
Work: instructing robot lawnmowers to take over the world.
Work: instructing robot lawnmowers to take over the world.
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felt like we could all use a pick-me-up
March 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
felt like we could all use a pick-me-up
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It is obvious but worth repeating that regimes built on lies survive only as long as they can suppress truth. The promotion of complicit media (alternative facts) & denigration of objective media (facts) is not just desirable but essential. This process is being turbo-charged in the USA right now.
February 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It is obvious but worth repeating that regimes built on lies survive only as long as they can suppress truth. The promotion of complicit media (alternative facts) & denigration of objective media (facts) is not just desirable but essential. This process is being turbo-charged in the USA right now.
@sebastiano.dev only you would know this, but how can I get/use/find the yellow blob emojis?
No rush or anything, it's just a life or death situation. Or maybe cake or death, can't remember
No rush or anything, it's just a life or death situation. Or maybe cake or death, can't remember
February 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
@sebastiano.dev only you would know this, but how can I get/use/find the yellow blob emojis?
No rush or anything, it's just a life or death situation. Or maybe cake or death, can't remember
No rush or anything, it's just a life or death situation. Or maybe cake or death, can't remember
Out of the many options for navigation in a multiplatform context, what would the obvious choice be if you want something stable and "feature complete"? And are there any of the options which makes navigating "behave natively" on iOS specifically?
#cmp #multiplatform
#cmp #multiplatform
February 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Out of the many options for navigation in a multiplatform context, what would the obvious choice be if you want something stable and "feature complete"? And are there any of the options which makes navigating "behave natively" on iOS specifically?
#cmp #multiplatform
#cmp #multiplatform
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This is your daily reminder that both Merrick Garland and Mitch McConnell can go fuck themselves forever and ever.
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This is your daily reminder that both Merrick Garland and Mitch McConnell can go fuck themselves forever and ever.
Driving miss Daisy down to the head office. @hellman.io has been taking meetings for an hour so far, effectively preventing me from playing my shit music.
Kinda rude, probably homophobic*
*If you saw my playlist you'd understand
Kinda rude, probably homophobic*
*If you saw my playlist you'd understand
January 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Driving miss Daisy down to the head office. @hellman.io has been taking meetings for an hour so far, effectively preventing me from playing my shit music.
Kinda rude, probably homophobic*
*If you saw my playlist you'd understand
Kinda rude, probably homophobic*
*If you saw my playlist you'd understand
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I need recommendations for a new song, suitable for repeat listening until the dopamine rewards taper off.
January 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I need recommendations for a new song, suitable for repeat listening until the dopamine rewards taper off.
My new year's resolution is to not buy a single thing from Amazon. Killing prime membership as the first step.
I'm so grass-roots today
I'm so grass-roots today
January 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
My new year's resolution is to not buy a single thing from Amazon. Killing prime membership as the first step.
I'm so grass-roots today
I'm so grass-roots today
Using the mangle* in our communal laundry** made me realize that there's been little to no innovation, or technological advancement in the 40 years since I last used one. In fact, making it electric just made it more failure prone.
*The sheet-flattening thing
**Laundry room but with communism
*The sheet-flattening thing
**Laundry room but with communism
January 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Using the mangle* in our communal laundry** made me realize that there's been little to no innovation, or technological advancement in the 40 years since I last used one. In fact, making it electric just made it more failure prone.
*The sheet-flattening thing
**Laundry room but with communism
*The sheet-flattening thing
**Laundry room but with communism
January 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Anita Bryant died in December. In case you had not heard.
For more good news or other LGBTQI trivia, follow my account.
For more good news or other LGBTQI trivia, follow my account.
January 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Anita Bryant died in December. In case you had not heard.
For more good news or other LGBTQI trivia, follow my account.
For more good news or other LGBTQI trivia, follow my account.
Hiring ancient developers like myself will ensure your UI scales well enough to encompass accessibility-resized text.
Ignoring the need for glasses once your vision degrades, means scaling up the text.
Apps are awful at handling this.
Ignoring the need for glasses once your vision degrades, means scaling up the text.
Apps are awful at handling this.
January 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Hiring ancient developers like myself will ensure your UI scales well enough to encompass accessibility-resized text.
Ignoring the need for glasses once your vision degrades, means scaling up the text.
Apps are awful at handling this.
Ignoring the need for glasses once your vision degrades, means scaling up the text.
Apps are awful at handling this.
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so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
December 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
Bsky Notification deeplinks are broken on Android. Maybe time for some automated ui tests on the merge-to-main pipeline :)
December 27, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Bsky Notification deeplinks are broken on Android. Maybe time for some automated ui tests on the merge-to-main pipeline :)
I ate too much again, and now I'm one with the sofa
December 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I ate too much again, and now I'm one with the sofa
About living in Sweden:
👍 -> social welfare system
👎 -> "what's new in Pixel" showing Pixel Studio and fun new stickers you can make for GBoard. If you live in X, Y or Z markets. Classic Google.
Just don't show me "the fun things" if you're not going to let me use them.
👍 -> social welfare system
👎 -> "what's new in Pixel" showing Pixel Studio and fun new stickers you can make for GBoard. If you live in X, Y or Z markets. Classic Google.
Just don't show me "the fun things" if you're not going to let me use them.
December 23, 2024 at 10:53 AM
About living in Sweden:
👍 -> social welfare system
👎 -> "what's new in Pixel" showing Pixel Studio and fun new stickers you can make for GBoard. If you live in X, Y or Z markets. Classic Google.
Just don't show me "the fun things" if you're not going to let me use them.
👍 -> social welfare system
👎 -> "what's new in Pixel" showing Pixel Studio and fun new stickers you can make for GBoard. If you live in X, Y or Z markets. Classic Google.
Just don't show me "the fun things" if you're not going to let me use them.
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AOC: “Oh, I don’t think we’re witnessing the START of an oligarchy. I think we are fully here.” 🇺🇸
December 22, 2024 at 4:24 AM
AOC: “Oh, I don’t think we’re witnessing the START of an oligarchy. I think we are fully here.” 🇺🇸
I get it Figma, you want to make that money, but how about you don't me if I want dev mode every time I try and open a file?
December 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I get it Figma, you want to make that money, but how about you don't me if I want dev mode every time I try and open a file?
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
He's bored and restless. Why don't dogs love watching shit TV without pause for a whole day?
December 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
He's bored and restless. Why don't dogs love watching shit TV without pause for a whole day?
Anyone watching Hacks? It's amazing, first show in a long while to keep me entertained.
I want Jean Smart to narrate my life and insult my life choices.
I want Jean Smart to narrate my life and insult my life choices.
December 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Anyone watching Hacks? It's amazing, first show in a long while to keep me entertained.
I want Jean Smart to narrate my life and insult my life choices.
I want Jean Smart to narrate my life and insult my life choices.
First batch of fudge made, from some marshmallow Santa's. Very pink. Next is salt liquorice fudge from ground up "turkisk peppar"
#livingontheedgeofdiabetes
#livingontheedgeofdiabetes
December 21, 2024 at 6:26 PM
First batch of fudge made, from some marshmallow Santa's. Very pink. Next is salt liquorice fudge from ground up "turkisk peppar"
#livingontheedgeofdiabetes
#livingontheedgeofdiabetes