Joakim Carlgren
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Joakim Carlgren
@joakimcarlgren.com
Android, Kids, Dog, London/Sweden, ADHD, Homo.

Work: instructing robot lawnmowers to take over the world.
Driving miss Daisy down to the head office. @hellman.io has been taking meetings for an hour so far, effectively preventing me from playing my shit music.

Kinda rude, probably homophobic*

*If you saw my playlist you'd understand
January 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Using the mangle* in our communal laundry** made me realize that there's been little to no innovation, or technological advancement in the 40 years since I last used one. In fact, making it electric just made it more failure prone.

*The sheet-flattening thing

**Laundry room but with communism
January 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Teaching her card games I've played half my life, and not letting her win.

#parenting
January 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Anita Bryant died in December. In case you had not heard.

For more good news or other LGBTQI trivia, follow my account.
January 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'd say it's quite like the real one :D
December 23, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Apkmirror to the rescue :D

Here, have a sticker of what AI think my dog looks like
December 23, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Nice. I learnt how to knit 2 years ago, together with my then 9yo daughter. She quickly pivoted to crocheting and now she's really good. Very creative. The house is full of random creations at this point, most end up being dog-toys.
December 22, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I get it Figma, you want to make that money, but how about you don't me if I want dev mode every time I try and open a file?
December 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
He's bored and restless. Why don't dogs love watching shit TV without pause for a whole day?
December 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
First batch of fudge made, from some marshmallow Santa's. Very pink. Next is salt liquorice fudge from ground up "turkisk peppar"

#livingontheedgeofdiabetes
December 21, 2024 at 6:26 PM
A lapdog and some "pepparkakor".

Maybe not cheaper, nor better, than therapy. It'll do for now
December 6, 2024 at 6:58 PM
According to a quick search... Seems like it
November 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
@danabra.mov gif seems to work from web, so that bug can maybe be closed once released on Android.

The gif illustrates that your profile doesn't scroll if you start the scroll on the tab layout. Not sure it's worthy of a bug though.
November 25, 2024 at 5:02 PM
"why isn't it scrolling"

The most pointless nitpick of the day, but if you accidentally start your scroll on the tabs, you get nothing.

Maybe a slightly bigger issue is that i had to create a gif of the video as video support isn't there.

...maybe.
November 24, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Sneak peek. Just cleaned out and fitted new acrylic shelves for better airflow. Also need to treat plants for mites and gnats :D
November 23, 2024 at 10:42 AM
First scraping of snow, always so special. A sign of the winter depression to come.
November 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
It's a weather sealed Milsbo or Rudsta, with grow lights, fans and possibly humidifier although that last bit usually is excessive.

Below an example, not mine
November 19, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I guess this is what we're wearing this year
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Majestic floof.

Half dog, half terror. Bigger on the inside. Hater of doorbells.

Share your floof
November 18, 2024 at 12:13 PM