Jo Nordhoff-Beard
@jnordhoffbeard.bsky.social
Law student, women’s sports and tote bag enthusiast, former political professional, now leftist. She/her
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Jonah Coleman out there grinding with a broken-down body in a rivalry game his team's going to lose while his coach makes googly eyes at another job is REAL BALL
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Jonah Coleman out there grinding with a broken-down body in a rivalry game his team's going to lose while his coach makes googly eyes at another job is REAL BALL
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But whether it was the NWSL or the club itself that hired this plane, they should know that they can stipulate in the contract that they will not accept flights with these specific carriers that are involved in daily transport of chained humans.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
But whether it was the NWSL or the club itself that hired this plane, they should know that they can stipulate in the contract that they will not accept flights with these specific carriers that are involved in daily transport of chained humans.
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i just hope hal knows that isn’t on her ):
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i just hope hal knows that isn’t on her ):
@drewhamm5.bsky.social I can't with this game right now
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
@drewhamm5.bsky.social I can't with this game right now
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Obed Vargas telling MLS he should’ve been voted young player of the year
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Obed Vargas telling MLS he should’ve been voted young player of the year
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
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I have no clue why you’d discredit your own season and career of good work by saying this type of stuff, I just don’t know.
October 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have no clue why you’d discredit your own season and career of good work by saying this type of stuff, I just don’t know.
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AJ Barner national primetime breakout next Sunday imo
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
AJ Barner national primetime breakout next Sunday imo
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Brazil, full of NWSL players, seems to be doing fine against England, full of UWCL players. Just an observation.
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Brazil, full of NWSL players, seems to be doing fine against England, full of UWCL players. Just an observation.
@drewhamm5.bsky.social I'm a bandwagon stan of VJ Edgecombe now
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@drewhamm5.bsky.social I'm a bandwagon stan of VJ Edgecombe now
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the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.
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the mariners had a camera on the dugout in the middle of the 15th when humpy won the salmon race
October 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the mariners had a camera on the dugout in the middle of the 15th when humpy won the salmon race
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Sami Whitcomb +12 off the bench. The Big Gami delivers again.
Big Game Sami Whitcomb. The Big Gami.
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sami Whitcomb +12 off the bench. The Big Gami delivers again.
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There’s two ways to read this video and both are bad…
Either
1. Sophie is influencing Caitlin negatively
Or
2. Sophie has created a permission structure for Caitlin to act this way.
In any case, Indy probably has to figure that out.
Either
1. Sophie is influencing Caitlin negatively
Or
2. Sophie has created a permission structure for Caitlin to act this way.
In any case, Indy probably has to figure that out.
Sophie just WAVING OFF both of her assistant coaches..
yeah Sophie is who we have all been saying she is..
yeah Sophie is who we have all been saying she is..
September 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There’s two ways to read this video and both are bad…
Either
1. Sophie is influencing Caitlin negatively
Or
2. Sophie has created a permission structure for Caitlin to act this way.
In any case, Indy probably has to figure that out.
Either
1. Sophie is influencing Caitlin negatively
Or
2. Sophie has created a permission structure for Caitlin to act this way.
In any case, Indy probably has to figure that out.
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The officiating in women’s basketball (pro and college) has been horrific for years and hasn’t improved with the skill level and athleticism of players in any meaningful way.
I don’t know what WNBA refs make, I doubt it’s much, but they need to make those jobs more desirable for competent people.
I don’t know what WNBA refs make, I doubt it’s much, but they need to make those jobs more desirable for competent people.
September 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The officiating in women’s basketball (pro and college) has been horrific for years and hasn’t improved with the skill level and athleticism of players in any meaningful way.
I don’t know what WNBA refs make, I doubt it’s much, but they need to make those jobs more desirable for competent people.
I don’t know what WNBA refs make, I doubt it’s much, but they need to make those jobs more desirable for competent people.
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absolutely unbelievable that Claire Hutton is going to suit up for next game after that tackle
September 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
absolutely unbelievable that Claire Hutton is going to suit up for next game after that tackle
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The Apple Cup being played before it's cold is spiritually wrong and always will be.
September 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Apple Cup being played before it's cold is spiritually wrong and always will be.
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…she’s gotta be on for a Best XI
August 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
…she’s gotta be on for a Best XI
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There's something beautiful about Cal Raleigh, who has embraced the city of Seattle so much and has shown love to the SuperSonics on multiple occasions, taking OKC Thunder fan Adrian Houser deep.
#TridentsUp #BringEmBack
#TridentsUp #BringEmBack
August 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
There's something beautiful about Cal Raleigh, who has embraced the city of Seattle so much and has shown love to the SuperSonics on multiple occasions, taking OKC Thunder fan Adrian Houser deep.
#TridentsUp #BringEmBack
#TridentsUp #BringEmBack
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Looks like Trinity Rodman’s got her first signature cleat, which is fun! Listed on retail sites as the adidas Rodman F50 Sparkfusion with a pretty cool color scheme.
(Photos via soccerdotcom)
(Photos via soccerdotcom)
July 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Looks like Trinity Rodman’s got her first signature cleat, which is fun! Listed on retail sites as the adidas Rodman F50 Sparkfusion with a pretty cool color scheme.
(Photos via soccerdotcom)
(Photos via soccerdotcom)
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August 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Lianne Sanderson's love for Jess Fishlock extends to the Euros @thecoolerguild.bsky.social
July 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lianne Sanderson's love for Jess Fishlock extends to the Euros @thecoolerguild.bsky.social
Michigan’s height advantage is quite apparent
March 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Michigan’s height advantage is quite apparent
Quite sad that Elisa Mevius broke her hand and is officially out for the season @aghaubner.bsky.social
March 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Quite sad that Elisa Mevius broke her hand and is officially out for the season @aghaubner.bsky.social
Not going to stop talking about Hannah Stines
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Not going to stop talking about Hannah Stines