John Moorehouse
@jmoorehouse.bsky.social
Husband, son, and dad. Man of letters.
Sports nonsense @i81sports.bsky.social
Writing about costumed murder gymnastics @imhwrestling.bsky.social.
Sports nonsense @i81sports.bsky.social
Writing about costumed murder gymnastics @imhwrestling.bsky.social.
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Jeff Bezos has enough spare change under the seat cushions of his rocket to keep this newspaper afloat. Can't he just pretend that the Washington Post is, like, a $75 million vanity documentary
Breaking News: The Washington Post began sweeping layoffs that were slated to shrink the scope of the publication.
Washington Post Begins Sweeping Layoffs
The layoffs are slated to shrink the newsroom by hundreds of journalists, cutting into The Post’s local, international and sports coverage.
nyti.ms
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Jeff Bezos has enough spare change under the seat cushions of his rocket to keep this newspaper afloat. Can't he just pretend that the Washington Post is, like, a $75 million vanity documentary
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Given his usual response to any questioning, it's a surprise Mike Johnson didn't reflexively say he hadn't seen the Bible.
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Given his usual response to any questioning, it's a surprise Mike Johnson didn't reflexively say he hadn't seen the Bible.
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More From the Crow's Nest! 🤼♂️📼
Our series on Portland Wrestling continues... This week we look at available footage from November 1977.
LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/02/01/f...
Our series on Portland Wrestling continues... This week we look at available footage from November 1977.
LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/02/01/f...
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
More From the Crow's Nest! 🤼♂️📼
Our series on Portland Wrestling continues... This week we look at available footage from November 1977.
LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/02/01/f...
Our series on Portland Wrestling continues... This week we look at available footage from November 1977.
LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/02/01/f...
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As tensions build with Canada, many young Republicans are expressing concern about their future ability to visit their girlfriends.
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
As tensions build with Canada, many young Republicans are expressing concern about their future ability to visit their girlfriends.
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Congratulations to the Kamala Will Take Your Guns crowd
Q: Do you agree with the assessment from some of your own officials that Alex Pretti is a domestic terrorist or assassin?
TRUMP: Well, I haven't heard that, but he certainly shouldn't have been carrying a gun. I don't like that he had a gun.
TRUMP: Well, I haven't heard that, but he certainly shouldn't have been carrying a gun. I don't like that he had a gun.
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Congratulations to the Kamala Will Take Your Guns crowd
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Does #Vols PG Ja'Kobi Gillespie have a problem in crunch time?
The numbers suggest he does. @jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores in this week's column for I-81.
LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...
The numbers suggest he does. @jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores in this week's column for I-81.
LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Does #Vols PG Ja'Kobi Gillespie have a problem in crunch time?
The numbers suggest he does. @jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores in this week's column for I-81.
LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...
The numbers suggest he does. @jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores in this week's column for I-81.
LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...
Me full of Jameson's and cereal party mix which is just a conglomerate of butter and various salts
“You gotta catch that!!”- me full of pot roast, holding a donut on my couch
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Me full of Jameson's and cereal party mix which is just a conglomerate of butter and various salts
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Two true statements:
1️⃣ #Vols would be screwthings that seem opposed can be true:
hout Ja'Kobi Gillespie.
2️⃣ Gillespie has been a liability during winning time in close games.
@jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores and explains in his weekly column
LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...
1️⃣ #Vols would be screwthings that seem opposed can be true:
hout Ja'Kobi Gillespie.
2️⃣ Gillespie has been a liability during winning time in close games.
@jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores and explains in his weekly column
LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...
January 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Two true statements:
1️⃣ #Vols would be screwthings that seem opposed can be true:
hout Ja'Kobi Gillespie.
2️⃣ Gillespie has been a liability during winning time in close games.
@jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores and explains in his weekly column
LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...
1️⃣ #Vols would be screwthings that seem opposed can be true:
hout Ja'Kobi Gillespie.
2️⃣ Gillespie has been a liability during winning time in close games.
@jmoorehouse.bsky.social explores and explains in his weekly column
LINK: i81sports.com/weekly-rant-...
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If you want a shirt of our DWJ/Brody King collab…you got a week. Courtesy of Edgemen Printing.
You have even less time to get our comic.
You should definitely get both. All proceeds go to MN Immigrant Rights Action Committee.
You have even less time to get our comic.
You should definitely get both. All proceeds go to MN Immigrant Rights Action Committee.
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 PM
If you want a shirt of our DWJ/Brody King collab…you got a week. Courtesy of Edgemen Printing.
You have even less time to get our comic.
You should definitely get both. All proceeds go to MN Immigrant Rights Action Committee.
You have even less time to get our comic.
You should definitely get both. All proceeds go to MN Immigrant Rights Action Committee.
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This has been true for weeks, but today I just have to say it: caring about football nowadays feels ridiculous. You will still see Pats content from me for the same reasons you have been: it’s my job and I hope it provides a distraction.
But above all else, stay safe. Hold your loved ones. Resist.
But above all else, stay safe. Hold your loved ones. Resist.
January 24, 2026 at 9:46 PM
This has been true for weeks, but today I just have to say it: caring about football nowadays feels ridiculous. You will still see Pats content from me for the same reasons you have been: it’s my job and I hope it provides a distraction.
But above all else, stay safe. Hold your loved ones. Resist.
But above all else, stay safe. Hold your loved ones. Resist.
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I’m trying to understand Republicans’ latest interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. You can now be executed by federal agents if you possess a firearm? Even after you are disarmed? I’m just trying to keep your position straight on this “shall not be infringed” stuff.
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I’m trying to understand Republicans’ latest interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. You can now be executed by federal agents if you possess a firearm? Even after you are disarmed? I’m just trying to keep your position straight on this “shall not be infringed” stuff.
The darkest timeline? Perhaps. The dumbest timeline? Definitely.
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The darkest timeline? Perhaps. The dumbest timeline? Definitely.
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From the Crow's Nest, our series exploring the old Portland wrestling territory, continues. This installment covers October 1977.
#wrestlesky #prowrestling #oldschoolwrestling #Portlandwrestling
LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/01/23/f...
#wrestlesky #prowrestling #oldschoolwrestling #Portlandwrestling
LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/01/23/f...
January 23, 2026 at 7:52 PM
From the Crow's Nest, our series exploring the old Portland wrestling territory, continues. This installment covers October 1977.
#wrestlesky #prowrestling #oldschoolwrestling #Portlandwrestling
LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/01/23/f...
#wrestlesky #prowrestling #oldschoolwrestling #Portlandwrestling
LINK: inmoorehousewrestling.com/2026/01/23/f...
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The White House posted an edited photo of the activist involved in the Minneapolis church protest, made to look like she was crying.
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The White House posted an edited photo of the activist involved in the Minneapolis church protest, made to look like she was crying.
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The #CFB #transferportal is closed but moves are still happening.
1️⃣ #Vols add a local player and veteran from App State
2️⃣ The latest on #ETSU comings and goings
3️⃣ #Hokies made two Saturday additions
LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...
1️⃣ #Vols add a local player and veteran from App State
2️⃣ The latest on #ETSU comings and goings
3️⃣ #Hokies made two Saturday additions
LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...
Transfer Portal Report - I-81 Sports
I-81 Sports is tracking incoming and outgoing players in the transfer portal for Tennessee, ETSU, and Virginia Tech.
i81sports.com
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The #CFB #transferportal is closed but moves are still happening.
1️⃣ #Vols add a local player and veteran from App State
2️⃣ The latest on #ETSU comings and goings
3️⃣ #Hokies made two Saturday additions
LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...
1️⃣ #Vols add a local player and veteran from App State
2️⃣ The latest on #ETSU comings and goings
3️⃣ #Hokies made two Saturday additions
LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...
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NFL PLAYOFF PARLAY
J.T. Chadwell has a five-leg parlay on Sunday's two postseason games in our Play of the Day
LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...
#POTD #sportsbetting #NFLparlay #NFLplayoffs #Rams #Bears #Texans #Patriots
J.T. Chadwell has a five-leg parlay on Sunday's two postseason games in our Play of the Day
LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...
#POTD #sportsbetting #NFLparlay #NFLplayoffs #Rams #Bears #Texans #Patriots
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 PM
NFL PLAYOFF PARLAY
J.T. Chadwell has a five-leg parlay on Sunday's two postseason games in our Play of the Day
LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...
#POTD #sportsbetting #NFLparlay #NFLplayoffs #Rams #Bears #Texans #Patriots
J.T. Chadwell has a five-leg parlay on Sunday's two postseason games in our Play of the Day
LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...
#POTD #sportsbetting #NFLparlay #NFLplayoffs #Rams #Bears #Texans #Patriots
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NFL PLAYOFF PARLAY
The divisional round of the #NFLPLayoffs starts this afternoon. J.T. Chadwell has you covered with this three-leg parlay.
LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...
#POTD #NFLparlay #sportsbetting
The divisional round of the #NFLPLayoffs starts this afternoon. J.T. Chadwell has you covered with this three-leg parlay.
LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...
#POTD #NFLparlay #sportsbetting
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
NFL PLAYOFF PARLAY
The divisional round of the #NFLPLayoffs starts this afternoon. J.T. Chadwell has you covered with this three-leg parlay.
LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...
#POTD #NFLparlay #sportsbetting
The divisional round of the #NFLPLayoffs starts this afternoon. J.T. Chadwell has you covered with this three-leg parlay.
LINK: i81sports.com/play-of-the-...
#POTD #NFLparlay #sportsbetting
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The portal closes...
As the transfer portal closes, here's the latest for @Vol_football, @ETSUFootball and @HokiesFB
Check out our Transfer Portal Report.
LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...
As the transfer portal closes, here's the latest for @Vol_football, @ETSUFootball and @HokiesFB
Check out our Transfer Portal Report.
LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The portal closes...
As the transfer portal closes, here's the latest for @Vol_football, @ETSUFootball and @HokiesFB
Check out our Transfer Portal Report.
LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...
As the transfer portal closes, here's the latest for @Vol_football, @ETSUFootball and @HokiesFB
Check out our Transfer Portal Report.
LINK: i81sports.com/transfer-por...
Terrifying
REPORTER: Do you commit to not militarily engaging NATO partners?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Terrifying
Tonight @hntdove.bsky.social reposted me on here, so I'm gonna be useless for the next few days, thanks
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Tonight @hntdove.bsky.social reposted me on here, so I'm gonna be useless for the next few days, thanks
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
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"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing."
January 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing."
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a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
a piece of chicken
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
a piece of broccoli
(a) corn tortilla
one other thing
is that piece of chicken a wing? a leg?
how big is "a piece" of broccoli?
do you just eat your corn tortilla dry?
what's "one other thing"? a dollop of salsa? a rice kernel?
these are deeply unserious, wicked people.
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I DM'd him on Facebook to tell him his name had been released, and he may want to private his socials. His response was to change his PFP to this.
Absolute king shit, gives zero fucks
Absolute king shit, gives zero fucks
January 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I DM'd him on Facebook to tell him his name had been released, and he may want to private his socials. His response was to change his PFP to this.
Absolute king shit, gives zero fucks
Absolute king shit, gives zero fucks