Jake Lovett
@jllovett.bsky.social
Currently: Kentuckian; designer, The Minnesota Star Tribune. Formerly: 206th Editor, Iowa State Daily; Iowan. Briefly: Texan, Washingtonian. Probably: Watching soccer or the nearest birds. Allons-y.
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THE BOSS!
Leading Louisville to their best year yet. 🔥
That’s 2025 Coach of the Year Bev Yanez to you.
That’s 2025 Coach of the Year Bev Yanez to you.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
THE BOSS!
It is not too late for you to change your mind here, Mr. Johnson.
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It is not too late for you to change your mind here, Mr. Johnson.
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Her ability to develop players, her unique mentality, her historic season with Racing Louisville, and persevering through everything that was thrown at her both on and off the field, here’s why I believe Bev Yanez deserves to be #NWSL Coach of the Year.
www.si.com/soccer/why-r...
www.si.com/soccer/why-r...
Why Racing Louisville’s Bev Yanez Should Be Named NWSL Coach of the Year
The player-turned-coach has elevated the once middling club, with those around her praising her player-centric approach.
www.si.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Her ability to develop players, her unique mentality, her historic season with Racing Louisville, and persevering through everything that was thrown at her both on and off the field, here’s why I believe Bev Yanez deserves to be #NWSL Coach of the Year.
www.si.com/soccer/why-r...
www.si.com/soccer/why-r...
Are we going to win The World Cup???™️
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Are we going to win The World Cup???™️
I have watched this 27 times, and I am not about to stop.
Scotland [4] - 2 Denmark - K. McLean 90+8'
It's done! No Playoff! Straight through! And WHAT A GOAL TO FINISH IT OFF!!!!
It's done! No Playoff! Straight through! And WHAT A GOAL TO FINISH IT OFF!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have watched this 27 times, and I am not about to stop.
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Reposted by Jake Lovett
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
✅ Alex Gordon
The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
✅ Alex Gordon
🎯
The good news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing thanks to increased investment and competition.
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
NWSL can’t keep Trinity Rodman and its current salary cap. It’s up to the league to choose
The rest of the world, and its biggest clubs, are watching the league's decision closely.
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🎯
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The good news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing thanks to increased investment and competition.
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
NWSL can’t keep Trinity Rodman and its current salary cap. It’s up to the league to choose
The rest of the world, and its biggest clubs, are watching the league's decision closely.
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The good news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing thanks to increased investment and competition.
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
The bad news for the NWSL: women’s soccer is growing and the current salary cap is not gonna cut it.
Trinity Rodman is the final test. All in? Or fall behind? www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
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What I'm really saying here is this:
If the NWSL isn't willing to raise the cap for the most marketable player in the league, one whose desire to stay is genuine & deep, then it becomes precedent to say it's not worth it to raise the cap for anyone else.
It's now or never.
If the NWSL isn't willing to raise the cap for the most marketable player in the league, one whose desire to stay is genuine & deep, then it becomes precedent to say it's not worth it to raise the cap for anyone else.
It's now or never.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
What I'm really saying here is this:
If the NWSL isn't willing to raise the cap for the most marketable player in the league, one whose desire to stay is genuine & deep, then it becomes precedent to say it's not worth it to raise the cap for anyone else.
It's now or never.
If the NWSL isn't willing to raise the cap for the most marketable player in the league, one whose desire to stay is genuine & deep, then it becomes precedent to say it's not worth it to raise the cap for anyone else.
It's now or never.
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Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
“Why?” asked Frog.
“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
no
my first prediction is your next KC Current head coach will be Bev Yanez
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
no
I can’t believe this is how I found out Kim didn’t pass the bar!
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I can’t believe this is how I found out Kim didn’t pass the bar!
Erling Haaland, the lad that you are. My word.
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Erling Haaland, the lad that you are. My word.
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
This morning my wife was in the air on a flight from AUS to ATL, connecting to CVG. Many thousands of feet in the air somewhere over, like, Mississippi, and Delta canceled her ATL to CVG flight, then rebooked her onto a fresh flight from AUS, an airport from which she had recently departed. So...
Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
Listen in ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This morning my wife was in the air on a flight from AUS to ATL, connecting to CVG. Many thousands of feet in the air somewhere over, like, Mississippi, and Delta canceled her ATL to CVG flight, then rebooked her onto a fresh flight from AUS, an airport from which she had recently departed. So...
Rocco Becht is, much like myself, clearly ready for this season to be over.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rocco Becht is, much like myself, clearly ready for this season to be over.
‘I will always show up’: Kaohly Her earned an historic victory in St. Paul on Tuesday night, now the work begins. In Thursday's @startribune.com, along with Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's re-election to a third term, and much more: www.startribune.com/st-paul-mayo...
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
‘I will always show up’: Kaohly Her earned an historic victory in St. Paul on Tuesday night, now the work begins. In Thursday's @startribune.com, along with Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's re-election to a third term, and much more: www.startribune.com/st-paul-mayo...
On what looks like a big day for Democrats nationwide, Minnesotans are still waiting to find out who prevailed in key races in the Twin Cities and across the state. www.startribune.com/live-results...
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
On what looks like a big day for Democrats nationwide, Minnesotans are still waiting to find out who prevailed in key races in the Twin Cities and across the state. www.startribune.com/live-results...
Hope this means we'll get Zohran on Sesame Street soon.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hope this means we'll get Zohran on Sesame Street soon.
Go on, you valiant defenders of democracy! Don't let anything stop you from having your voice heard!
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Go on, you valiant defenders of democracy! Don't let anything stop you from having your voice heard!
I think about this tweet no fewer than three times a week.
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I think about this tweet no fewer than three times a week.