Jillian
@jlelder.bsky.social
Great taste in wine and food, terrible taste in music. Bears and anyone playing the Packers. Retail real estate and location strategy pay for my bougie lifestyle.
Bear Down! (He was actually grousing at the game 😳) 🐻⬇️
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Bear Down! (He was actually grousing at the game 😳) 🐻⬇️
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This team, man.
Bears 19, Vikings 17
Ben Johnson gets his first division win. More to come.
Bears 19, Vikings 17
Ben Johnson gets his first division win. More to come.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This team, man.
Bears 19, Vikings 17
Ben Johnson gets his first division win. More to come.
Bears 19, Vikings 17
Ben Johnson gets his first division win. More to come.
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Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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From the Bears’ account on the other site, here’s Caleb Williams presenting Ben Johnson a game ball for his first win
September 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
From the Bears’ account on the other site, here’s Caleb Williams presenting Ben Johnson a game ball for his first win
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They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal
September 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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Lots of men on this flight complaining they can’t find dinner idk
August 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Lots of men on this flight complaining they can’t find dinner idk
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Things I miss about the Midwest:
-ordering a stuffed baked potato the size of a newborn
-picking up groceries at the same store as plumbing supplies
-the cold makes you want to die yet you feel strangely alive
-world's largest French fry feed
-Wednesday tornado siren
-their concept of salad
-ordering a stuffed baked potato the size of a newborn
-picking up groceries at the same store as plumbing supplies
-the cold makes you want to die yet you feel strangely alive
-world's largest French fry feed
-Wednesday tornado siren
-their concept of salad
May 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Things I miss about the Midwest:
-ordering a stuffed baked potato the size of a newborn
-picking up groceries at the same store as plumbing supplies
-the cold makes you want to die yet you feel strangely alive
-world's largest French fry feed
-Wednesday tornado siren
-their concept of salad
-ordering a stuffed baked potato the size of a newborn
-picking up groceries at the same store as plumbing supplies
-the cold makes you want to die yet you feel strangely alive
-world's largest French fry feed
-Wednesday tornado siren
-their concept of salad
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
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Congrats Trump voters.
You elected a serial sexual predator who brags about grabbing women by the pussy & surrounds himself with rapists, sex traffickers & pedophiles, but at least you’re “protecting” your daughter from the nonexistent trans boy on her middle school basketball team.
You elected a serial sexual predator who brags about grabbing women by the pussy & surrounds himself with rapists, sex traffickers & pedophiles, but at least you’re “protecting” your daughter from the nonexistent trans boy on her middle school basketball team.
December 23, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Congrats Trump voters.
You elected a serial sexual predator who brags about grabbing women by the pussy & surrounds himself with rapists, sex traffickers & pedophiles, but at least you’re “protecting” your daughter from the nonexistent trans boy on her middle school basketball team.
You elected a serial sexual predator who brags about grabbing women by the pussy & surrounds himself with rapists, sex traffickers & pedophiles, but at least you’re “protecting” your daughter from the nonexistent trans boy on her middle school basketball team.
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America almost died from food poisoning, and now that she's feeling a little better... she's eating the leftovers.
December 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
America almost died from food poisoning, and now that she's feeling a little better... she's eating the leftovers.
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Across the country, people are starting meal preparations and traveling to be with friends and family.
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
November 27, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Across the country, people are starting meal preparations and traveling to be with friends and family.
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
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Mike Johnson
November 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Mike Johnson
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Trump’s first big bold thing is to slap tariffs on our three biggest trading partners. We import oil and lumber from Canada, fresh produce from Mexico, consumer goods from China. Prices will soar as the import tax is passed on to U.S. consumers. This is madness.
November 26, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Trump’s first big bold thing is to slap tariffs on our three biggest trading partners. We import oil and lumber from Canada, fresh produce from Mexico, consumer goods from China. Prices will soar as the import tax is passed on to U.S. consumers. This is madness.
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.