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J.K. Nicholson
@jknicholson.bsky.social
Canadian dork who likes dork stuff. Just trying to be the best version of myself. He/Them/Any as long as you get the name right. #ActuallyAutistic. 🏳️‍🌈Safe space🏳️‍⚧️
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I don't wanna say everything was better "back in my day" (it, uh, was not), but books used to have REAL FUKKEN COOL COVERS instead of whatever the fuck usually passes for art now.
Omg just saw this cover in something and don’t wanna say what bc spoilers but coooool, i didn’t know this cover existed! I loved this book as a kid.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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i don't know a single damn career artist who isn't fucking poor
“Poor people have a right to art!”

They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
First of all, how dare you.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Why the fuck is Kevin O’Leary in MARTY SUPREME?
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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"Am I being really fucking stupid right now?" is an important question every single person should ask themselves regularly. We all make mistakes but it's a good way to course correct before you do something really embarrassing like getting suckered into thinking a chatbot is sentient.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh, we’re just gonna have the “no cultural relevance” conversation every time a new AVATAR movie comes out?

I thought we all settled this when THE WAY OF WATER crossed 2 billion?
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Rian “all bangers” Johnson
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If you liked SISU then I see no reason why you wouldn’t also like SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Your yearly reminder to not donate or volunteer with the Salvation Army. They’re not a charity. They’re a church that regularly discriminates against LGBTQIA+ folks.
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖

Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7

(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)

#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Precisely how many beavers are in Pixar’s HOPPERS?
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Helen destroying it has more meaning than him having it in the Glass Onion ever could have
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The film is basically positing that, for however historically significant it is, Miles' love of it is as hollow as the name dropping he does with everything else

(Jeremy Renner's Hot Sauce, Jared Leto's Hard Kombucha, Flynn writing his Murder Mystery Dinner game, etc.)
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Once again…
GLASS ONION was playing on the bar TV and I gotta say that an angry black woman burning the real Mona Lisa to humiliate to a fuckwit billionaire was the morally correct thing to do. @rianjohnson.bsky.social
Going to my first drag bingo tonight.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I adore this screenplay.
Watching GLASS ONION
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Do Ozma, cowards.
‘Wicked: For Good’ is a box-office smash. Now, the process of figuring out another sequel is ‘underway’ at Universal, the studio’s chief marketing officer tells us.
Universal Is Ready to ‘Figure Out’ More Wicked Sequels
‘Wicked: For Good’ is a box-office smash. Now, the process of figuring out another sequel is ‘underway’ at Universal, the studio’s chief marketing officer tells us.
www.vulture.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Does the fact that the actor Jeremy Renner exists in the same universe as a character played by Jeremy Renner come up in Wake up Dead Man???
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Miles Bron isn’t like Elon at all, looking back at it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching GLASS ONION
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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ok this is the first car-tailgate manifesto that i actually agree with tho
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM