J.K. Nicholson
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J.K. Nicholson
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Canadian dork who likes dork stuff.

He/Them/Any as long as you get the name right.

#ActuallyAutistic. 🏳️‍🌈Safe space🏳️‍⚧️
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Memento Amoris
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February 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
On top of everything else PREDATOR: BADLANDS also has a killer soundtrack.
February 19, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
pretty sure they “cure death” in search for spock, too.
February 19, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I need to watch WOLF CHILDREN again.
February 19, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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it is not interested in plot, it is not interested in worldbuilding, it is not interested in anything except throwing random disconnected snapshots of nostalgia at you

rise of skywalker kicks over the sandbox and leaves you uninterested in star wars in a way the prequels never did
I feel comfortable saying Rise of Skywalker was the worst Star Wars because it is the only one I genuinely do not remember enough of it to offer a coherent explanation of the plot. I think a knife and Poe’s ex-wife were somehow involved.
I feel like the harshest condemnation I can offer Episode IX right now is the honest one. I have no idea who Pryde is or indeed if I simply forgot them or if they were fabricated on the internet right now
February 18, 2026 at 8:23 PM
JOKER.

It was a piece of shit with a bad lead performance in 2019 and it’s somehow even worse today.

The sequel is a better movie. Still shit, but better shit.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?
February 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
So… another Evil Dead but with an Egyptian paint job.
February 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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If he wasn’t such an awful unbearable nitwit he might not be losing his MPs
It's going well.
February 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
A lot of us still think VR is pretty neat.
"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Kinda obsessed with Iman Vellani’s letterboxd.
February 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Desperately hoping nobody noticed.
February 18, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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surprise Matt Johnson appearance at the sold out cheap tuesday Scotia screening of Nirvanna the Band
February 18, 2026 at 2:11 AM
70mm IMAX releases are becoming the new gimmick, it seems.
February 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Stay home NEXT weekend!
Horror fans! It’s time for you to do your part and stay home this weekend!
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Horror fans! It’s time for you to do your part and stay home this weekend!
February 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
We’re doomed
February 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I’m gonna make gold coins and give one to everyone who’s never used ChatGPT. If you use it you have to return the coin.
February 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM