Jillian's Myth
@jilliansmyth.bsky.social
Tongue breaking this life
into pure contradiction
I'm now my own myth
- not by me
This is my myth.
She/her
Auto-mute/ban unwanted nudity and 'ai' imagery.
into pure contradiction
I'm now my own myth
- not by me
This is my myth.
She/her
Auto-mute/ban unwanted nudity and 'ai' imagery.
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I dislike the entire concept of the baby/meow talk.
There are 2 sides, that your animal doesn't have opposable thumbs so you are typing on their behalf - in which case, you should know how to spell words properly.
There are 2 sides, that your animal doesn't have opposable thumbs so you are typing on their behalf - in which case, you should know how to spell words properly.
Ngl the way my generation writes ‘hooman’ when posting for their pets irritates me for some reason.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I dislike the entire concept of the baby/meow talk.
There are 2 sides, that your animal doesn't have opposable thumbs so you are typing on their behalf - in which case, you should know how to spell words properly.
There are 2 sides, that your animal doesn't have opposable thumbs so you are typing on their behalf - in which case, you should know how to spell words properly.
Every time I show Mark something cute about otters, he reminds me of this story we saw on the news with video of the otters going to town in these poor koi fish. And I'm all, they're still cute 🤭
Otters empty Manitoba koi pond
www.ctvnews.ca/winnipeg/art...
Otters empty Manitoba koi pond
www.ctvnews.ca/winnipeg/art...
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Every time I show Mark something cute about otters, he reminds me of this story we saw on the news with video of the otters going to town in these poor koi fish. And I'm all, they're still cute 🤭
Otters empty Manitoba koi pond
www.ctvnews.ca/winnipeg/art...
Otters empty Manitoba koi pond
www.ctvnews.ca/winnipeg/art...
So super cute!! I'm defo ordering if some of they are available when I see they are restocked!
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So super cute!! I'm defo ordering if some of they are available when I see they are restocked!
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November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
First sub-12 minute 1km walk! 🙌
Probably helped that it is so warm today. Not breathing in frigid air.
Probably helped that it is so warm today. Not breathing in frigid air.
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
First sub-12 minute 1km walk! 🙌
Probably helped that it is so warm today. Not breathing in frigid air.
Probably helped that it is so warm today. Not breathing in frigid air.
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Decoration Day, Armistice Day and Remembrance Day have all been days to honour Canada's veterans.
For a time, our day of remembrance fell on the same day as Thanksgiving.
But Remembrance Day as we know it has been celebrated 1931.
This is the story.
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For a time, our day of remembrance fell on the same day as Thanksgiving.
But Remembrance Day as we know it has been celebrated 1931.
This is the story.
🧵 1/9
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Decoration Day, Armistice Day and Remembrance Day have all been days to honour Canada's veterans.
For a time, our day of remembrance fell on the same day as Thanksgiving.
But Remembrance Day as we know it has been celebrated 1931.
This is the story.
🧵 1/9
For a time, our day of remembrance fell on the same day as Thanksgiving.
But Remembrance Day as we know it has been celebrated 1931.
This is the story.
🧵 1/9
This is hysterical. The day before the Cons wanted to defeat the budget. But now that someone else brings a non-confidence vote, they helped the budget (& Libs) survive. I laughed so hard! 🤣
#CanPoli 🇨🇦
Liberals survive second confidence vote.
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
#CanPoli 🇨🇦
Liberals survive second confidence vote.
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Liberals survive second confidence vote amid Tory caucus turmoil
The Conservatives helped the minority Liberal government survive a second confidence vote on the budget this afternoon.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is hysterical. The day before the Cons wanted to defeat the budget. But now that someone else brings a non-confidence vote, they helped the budget (& Libs) survive. I laughed so hard! 🤣
#CanPoli 🇨🇦
Liberals survive second confidence vote.
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
#CanPoli 🇨🇦
Liberals survive second confidence vote.
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Good lord I am out of shape. Although I guess spending most of the year in bed will do that.
Not that I was in great shape before but I just walked 1km in 13 minutes and then spent the next 20 minutes lying on the bed to let my heartrate & lung heaving subside.
*Reenactment of scene* ⬇️
Not that I was in great shape before but I just walked 1km in 13 minutes and then spent the next 20 minutes lying on the bed to let my heartrate & lung heaving subside.
*Reenactment of scene* ⬇️
a cartoon of a man with a beard and the words cn on the top
Alt: a cartoon of a man with a beard lying down with his hands on his chest, gasping for air
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November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Good lord I am out of shape. Although I guess spending most of the year in bed will do that.
Not that I was in great shape before but I just walked 1km in 13 minutes and then spent the next 20 minutes lying on the bed to let my heartrate & lung heaving subside.
*Reenactment of scene* ⬇️
Not that I was in great shape before but I just walked 1km in 13 minutes and then spent the next 20 minutes lying on the bed to let my heartrate & lung heaving subside.
*Reenactment of scene* ⬇️
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Just had one of the best feelings a human can have - I blew my nose and ALL the snot came out.
Not most of it but you still feel kinda stuffy, but ALL. I can't remember the last time I felt like I had a completely clear nose.
Not most of it but you still feel kinda stuffy, but ALL. I can't remember the last time I felt like I had a completely clear nose.
a man is sitting on a couch saying can i get a hallelujah !
Alt: A man wearing a red and black shirt is sitting on a couch, lifting up his arms, and saying 'Can I get a hallelujah!'
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November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Just had one of the best feelings a human can have - I blew my nose and ALL the snot came out.
Not most of it but you still feel kinda stuffy, but ALL. I can't remember the last time I felt like I had a completely clear nose.
Not most of it but you still feel kinda stuffy, but ALL. I can't remember the last time I felt like I had a completely clear nose.
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Exciting news! I've been working all year on a vertigo arts project in collaboration with others in academia, physical therapy, puppetry, and dance. Now the first part is out: I'm running a creative writing workshop for people who are directly or indirectly affected by vertigo. >
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Exciting news! I've been working all year on a vertigo arts project in collaboration with others in academia, physical therapy, puppetry, and dance. Now the first part is out: I'm running a creative writing workshop for people who are directly or indirectly affected by vertigo. >
Celeste has found her calling to be a book model. 🥰
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Celeste has found her calling to be a book model. 🥰
The other day I bought one of those boxes of Halloween sized assorted chips. I specifically told M that it wasn't to be saved for Halloween (because we don't get kids), I just wanted chips but couldn't decide on a flavour 🤣
So now I'm eating Cheetos puffs and have a bag of All-dressed on deck.
So now I'm eating Cheetos puffs and have a bag of All-dressed on deck.
a person wearing a red adidas raincoat and yellow pants
Alt: A person wearing a red hooded poncho and yellow pants dancing and twirling in a parking lot. The text reads "I'm livin' my best life!!!"
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October 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The other day I bought one of those boxes of Halloween sized assorted chips. I specifically told M that it wasn't to be saved for Halloween (because we don't get kids), I just wanted chips but couldn't decide on a flavour 🤣
So now I'm eating Cheetos puffs and have a bag of All-dressed on deck.
So now I'm eating Cheetos puffs and have a bag of All-dressed on deck.
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Boo Bees 😂
My friend made me these brooches based off this shirt.
My friend made me these brooches based off this shirt.
October 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Boo Bees 😂
My friend made me these brooches based off this shirt.
My friend made me these brooches based off this shirt.
Standing up for long enough to mix everything for banana bread was difficult.
But in an hour I will have delicious banana bread to eat made with extremely ripe bananas and I even put in some chocolate chips.
But in an hour I will have delicious banana bread to eat made with extremely ripe bananas and I even put in some chocolate chips.
a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and the words `` patiently waiting '' written above him .
Alt: a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin, tapping his other hand on the desk and the words `` patiently waiting '' written above him .
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October 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Standing up for long enough to mix everything for banana bread was difficult.
But in an hour I will have delicious banana bread to eat made with extremely ripe bananas and I even put in some chocolate chips.
But in an hour I will have delicious banana bread to eat made with extremely ripe bananas and I even put in some chocolate chips.
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October 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Find ones signed by #DollyParton, #WoodyHarrelson, #WilliamShatner, #JellyRoll, #KaneBrown, #ShaniaTwain, #WhoopiGoldberg, #ChrisHadfield, #TheBeachBoys, & more!
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Find ones signed by #DollyParton, #WoodyHarrelson, #WilliamShatner, #JellyRoll, #KaneBrown, #ShaniaTwain, #WhoopiGoldberg, #ChrisHadfield, #TheBeachBoys, & more!
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Turkey roast is in the oven, we have sunshine after a few cloudy days (even if it is only 5C), & M feels good enough to take the cats outside.
Thanksgiving afternoon is shaping up.
Thanksgiving afternoon is shaping up.
October 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Turkey roast is in the oven, we have sunshine after a few cloudy days (even if it is only 5C), & M feels good enough to take the cats outside.
Thanksgiving afternoon is shaping up.
Thanksgiving afternoon is shaping up.
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Happy Metric Thanksgiving everyone!
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October 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy Metric Thanksgiving everyone!
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Dolly is a national treasure. How do we make this happen, guys?
October 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Dolly is a national treasure. How do we make this happen, guys?