Jillian's Myth
@jilliansmyth.bsky.social
Tongue breaking this life
into pure contradiction
I'm now my own myth
- not by me
This is my myth.
She/her
Auto-mute/ban unwanted nudity and 'ai' imagery.
into pure contradiction
I'm now my own myth
- not by me
This is my myth.
She/her
Auto-mute/ban unwanted nudity and 'ai' imagery.
Ha! 🤭 That is some double trouble for sure.
When ours were little we didn't have a tree at all the first year and then there were probably 5ish years of just tree/lights, no ornaments.
But they are super cute poking their faces out at the top!
When ours were little we didn't have a tree at all the first year and then there were probably 5ish years of just tree/lights, no ornaments.
But they are super cute poking their faces out at the top!
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ha! 🤭 That is some double trouble for sure.
When ours were little we didn't have a tree at all the first year and then there were probably 5ish years of just tree/lights, no ornaments.
But they are super cute poking their faces out at the top!
When ours were little we didn't have a tree at all the first year and then there were probably 5ish years of just tree/lights, no ornaments.
But they are super cute poking their faces out at the top!
I'll come for lunch and just tell everyone I'm on a diet before we get to the Sunshine salad and steamed pudding...
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'll come for lunch and just tell everyone I'm on a diet before we get to the Sunshine salad and steamed pudding...
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Set a timer for 2 minutes and another for 30 minutes. Every 2 minutes, lift your head and look to see if something needs to be done. If not, put your head down for another 2 minutes.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Set a timer for 2 minutes and another for 30 minutes. Every 2 minutes, lift your head and look to see if something needs to be done. If not, put your head down for another 2 minutes.
Option 3 it is! 😂
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Option 3 it is! 😂
My best answer is exertion to get the blood flowing but I suspect that's the wrong answer.
Next is chewing on something crunchy.
Final option is to set a timer for 15 minutes & put your head down on your desk & close your eyes; sometimes giving in for a definite time can help your brain wake up.
Next is chewing on something crunchy.
Final option is to set a timer for 15 minutes & put your head down on your desk & close your eyes; sometimes giving in for a definite time can help your brain wake up.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My best answer is exertion to get the blood flowing but I suspect that's the wrong answer.
Next is chewing on something crunchy.
Final option is to set a timer for 15 minutes & put your head down on your desk & close your eyes; sometimes giving in for a definite time can help your brain wake up.
Next is chewing on something crunchy.
Final option is to set a timer for 15 minutes & put your head down on your desk & close your eyes; sometimes giving in for a definite time can help your brain wake up.
And they are gorgeous!
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
And they are gorgeous!
So many serious inspection whiskers. 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So many serious inspection whiskers. 🥰
Anyway, I mute all accounts I see using it because my brain doesn't like the gibberish.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Anyway, I mute all accounts I see using it because my brain doesn't like the gibberish.
As much as I'm all for Empress of the World Snuggles McGee, I'm pretty sure that our cats would say 'hoomons' are extraordinarily stupid; they've told us a million times that it's time for supper & yet we're still not feeding them.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
As much as I'm all for Empress of the World Snuggles McGee, I'm pretty sure that our cats would say 'hoomons' are extraordinarily stupid; they've told us a million times that it's time for supper & yet we're still not feeding them.
The other side is that somehow your animal has figured out all of the skills needed and yet you don't think they are smart enough to learn to communicate effectively.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The other side is that somehow your animal has figured out all of the skills needed and yet you don't think they are smart enough to learn to communicate effectively.
Awww, sweet snuggly baby
🥰 I wish I could do that right now.
🥰 I wish I could do that right now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Awww, sweet snuggly baby
🥰 I wish I could do that right now.
🥰 I wish I could do that right now.
Tbh, your cats probably weren't trying to catch the mouse; they were having too much fun with their new toy...
But you achieved the goal and I'd much rather put in the effort than wake up to a pile of mouse guts!
But you achieved the goal and I'd much rather put in the effort than wake up to a pile of mouse guts!
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Tbh, your cats probably weren't trying to catch the mouse; they were having too much fun with their new toy...
But you achieved the goal and I'd much rather put in the effort than wake up to a pile of mouse guts!
But you achieved the goal and I'd much rather put in the effort than wake up to a pile of mouse guts!
I am here for this!
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I am here for this!
Oh no! Normally bags of dumplings are at least a dozen. They sound tasty though.
I normally default to boil because that's what I do with pierogies. But I know lots of people don't like that method.
I normally default to boil because that's what I do with pierogies. But I know lots of people don't like that method.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oh no! Normally bags of dumplings are at least a dozen. They sound tasty though.
I normally default to boil because that's what I do with pierogies. But I know lots of people don't like that method.
I normally default to boil because that's what I do with pierogies. But I know lots of people don't like that method.
I would try all the ways then you know which is best and can do the rest that way.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I would try all the ways then you know which is best and can do the rest that way.
Oh great another thing 'ai' is fucking up that I didn't already think of.
a man behind a curtain says what world ami in ?
Alt: a man coming out from behind a curtain says "what world am i in?"
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November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh great another thing 'ai' is fucking up that I didn't already think of.
Our food bank will take canned goods up to 1 year past the stamped best before date, maybe check before tossing what is still good food.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Our food bank will take canned goods up to 1 year past the stamped best before date, maybe check before tossing what is still good food.