John Henderson
@jhenderson.bsky.social
Screenwriter. Taco aficionado. Repped by Adam Rejwan/Time Train
Two eps into TASK and already I'm thinking of chucking my "don't binge it all at once" rule in favor of devouring it this afternoon.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Two eps into TASK and already I'm thinking of chucking my "don't binge it all at once" rule in favor of devouring it this afternoon.
"Sometimes I think about leaving, do a little bummin' around/Throw my bills out the window, catch me a train to another town/But I go back working, I gotta buy my kids a brand new pair of shoes/I'll drink a little beer that evening/Cry a little bit of these working man blues"
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Sometimes I think about leaving, do a little bummin' around/Throw my bills out the window, catch me a train to another town/But I go back working, I gotta buy my kids a brand new pair of shoes/I'll drink a little beer that evening/Cry a little bit of these working man blues"
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Anyone remember MysteryExec? That was wild.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Anyone remember MysteryExec? That was wild.
Best I could get of last night's lights
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Best I could get of last night's lights
Major props for His Holiness referring to Howling II with the original subtitle Stirba: Werewolf Bitch rather than the US appendage Your Sister is a Werewolf.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Major props for His Holiness referring to Howling II with the original subtitle Stirba: Werewolf Bitch rather than the US appendage Your Sister is a Werewolf.
RIP Sally Kirkland
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
RIP Sally Kirkland
The Bond movies have the same concern for continuity as the Friday the 13th movies: zero. Trying to shoehorn a timeline or to even make sense of it all is to miss the point completely. Superhero phase movies and strict adherence to canon have zapped the fun out of fun movies.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Bond movies have the same concern for continuity as the Friday the 13th movies: zero. Trying to shoehorn a timeline or to even make sense of it all is to miss the point completely. Superhero phase movies and strict adherence to canon have zapped the fun out of fun movies.
What movie villain is a horrible person, but an absolute joy to watch onscreen?
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
What movie villain is a horrible person, but an absolute joy to watch onscreen?
Seated for THE ASPHALT JUNGLE
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Seated for THE ASPHALT JUNGLE
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Elon Musk saying MAN ON FIRE is great is a hate crime against cinema, get Tony Scott’s name out of your fuckin mouth
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Elon Musk saying MAN ON FIRE is great is a hate crime against cinema, get Tony Scott’s name out of your fuckin mouth
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Every day, some new horror.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Every day, some new horror.
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My only wish for the holiday season is for Santa to bring me John Turturro’s sweater from Michael Cimino’s THE SICILIAN.
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My only wish for the holiday season is for Santa to bring me John Turturro’s sweater from Michael Cimino’s THE SICILIAN.
Love that it makes a cameo in LAST ACTION HERO.
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Love that it makes a cameo in LAST ACTION HERO.
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
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Updated the bio this week...
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Updated the bio this week...
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How surprising would it be to learn one day that GPT has an entire section staffed by tech/frat boy trolls that the system automatically forwards prompts to from people needing help like this who then proceed to fuck with them for the lolz?
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
How surprising would it be to learn one day that GPT has an entire section staffed by tech/frat boy trolls that the system automatically forwards prompts to from people needing help like this who then proceed to fuck with them for the lolz?
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Been thinking about what is so intensely off-putting about these two and I think it’s that they’re miming fun instead of being fun and the uncanny valley of that seems hideous
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Been thinking about what is so intensely off-putting about these two and I think it’s that they’re miming fun instead of being fun and the uncanny valley of that seems hideous
Physically he's returning but like the rest of us, mentally he's checked out.
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Physically he's returning but like the rest of us, mentally he's checked out.