Josh H
@jfhbrook.bsky.social
Alaskan software engineer https://www.thisistheremix.dev/links/
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in retrospect, now that I’m in rehab from tiktok, it’s extremely funny that the algorithm convinced me to make modern dating an autistic special interest, especially given my real life dating history
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I'm still writing code the hard way. I'm slow. I like to think critically about every line of code and fiddle with variable names until everything looks right. I treat code as a liability and try to ship only what's necessary.
It's hard to imagine writing code any other way.
It's hard to imagine writing code any other way.
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I'm still writing code the hard way. I'm slow. I like to think critically about every line of code and fiddle with variable names until everything looks right. I treat code as a liability and try to ship only what's necessary.
It's hard to imagine writing code any other way.
It's hard to imagine writing code any other way.
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this is why they just *had* to destroy Hunter Biden, he was livin' the dream for Everyman 😎⛷️🍑🍑🍆
most guys' wildest forbidden fantasies max out at 2 consenting adult sex workers, an 8-ball, & 48 hours in a discreet hotel suite, but billionaires are built different
So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 30, 2026 at 10:31 PM
this is why they just *had* to destroy Hunter Biden, he was livin' the dream for Everyman 😎⛷️🍑🍑🍆
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they fired me for googling Jon Arbuckle from the work wifi
"you should already know about him"
"you should already know about him"
May 28, 2024 at 7:12 PM
they fired me for googling Jon Arbuckle from the work wifi
"you should already know about him"
"you should already know about him"
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Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
if Dunleavy really wanted to take one for the team, he’d ram through a personal income tax. even if it was nominal, having the infrastructure would solve so many problems www.adn.com/politics/202...
Dunleavy calls fiscal plan a ‘sacrifice’ of political goodwill as it meets tepid response from lawmakers, industry
The governor said his plan, including a statewide sales tax, was meant to address “volatility and chaos” in Alaska’s budget process.
www.adn.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
if Dunleavy really wanted to take one for the team, he’d ram through a personal income tax. even if it was nominal, having the infrastructure would solve so many problems www.adn.com/politics/202...
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@chicagovtfloor.bsky.social spotted this multicolor beauty in edgewater knocking doors for a political campaign
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
@chicagovtfloor.bsky.social spotted this multicolor beauty in edgewater knocking doors for a political campaign
not sure why this is getting traction but if it’s what the people want… my actual experience is sapiosexuality*, alexithymia and sensory issues causing something akin to being gray ace, and an autistically strong need for psychological safety with a partner
my relationship with Labels is Complicated because of autism and existing in a sexually conservative environment. but behaviorally, demisexuality is by far the easiest way to explain my really weird pacing in dating to people, and I’m at peace with that
Yes, demons are sexy, but demisexuality is actually the name for feeling sexual desire only ✨after✨ developing an emotional connection with someone, as @scribbletoons.bsky.social explains in this comic from our archive. 1/2
www.ohjoysextoy.com/demisexual-s...
www.ohjoysextoy.com/demisexual-s...
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
not sure why this is getting traction but if it’s what the people want… my actual experience is sapiosexuality*, alexithymia and sensory issues causing something akin to being gray ace, and an autistically strong need for psychological safety with a partner
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I just drove past an abandoned car, with the doors open. (wrong side of highway, others had already stopped.)
This is Minnesota. No one for any reason intentionally leaves their car on the side of the road w/the doors open in January
Please understand: nothing has changed here. Please tell people
This is Minnesota. No one for any reason intentionally leaves their car on the side of the road w/the doors open in January
Please understand: nothing has changed here. Please tell people
January 31, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I just drove past an abandoned car, with the doors open. (wrong side of highway, others had already stopped.)
This is Minnesota. No one for any reason intentionally leaves their car on the side of the road w/the doors open in January
Please understand: nothing has changed here. Please tell people
This is Minnesota. No one for any reason intentionally leaves their car on the side of the road w/the doors open in January
Please understand: nothing has changed here. Please tell people
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we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
I literally just posted about how tourism corporations use seasonal work visas to institute effective indentured servitude, so myth busted there
Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I literally just posted about how tourism corporations use seasonal work visas to institute effective indentured servitude, so myth busted there
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Full rights and citizenship actually means they’re not a “foreign labor class.” And that’s what he’s angry about. He’s mad citizenship is universal rather than restricted to white people like before the civil war bsky.app/profile/gbbr...
Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
January 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Full rights and citizenship actually means they’re not a “foreign labor class.” And that’s what he’s angry about. He’s mad citizenship is universal rather than restricted to white people like before the civil war bsky.app/profile/gbbr...
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
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it’s a good day to be a Bari Weiss hater
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
it’s a good day to be a Bari Weiss hater
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Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then it's Saturday.
Again, every time someone says "Trump can't do that" the only serious response is "Yes, he can, until Congress removes him"
Again, every time someone says "Trump can't do that" the only serious response is "Yes, he can, until Congress removes him"
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then it's Saturday.
Again, every time someone says "Trump can't do that" the only serious response is "Yes, he can, until Congress removes him"
Again, every time someone says "Trump can't do that" the only serious response is "Yes, he can, until Congress removes him"
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Different country, obv, but there’s a bar near Barclays Center where this *always happens* when there’s an event at Barclays that draws a critical mass of people into Brooklyn from the suburbs, and they’re always irritated when other people who know how to act in a bar just walk up and get served
One of the realy interesting post-pandemic trends are 'people doing a thing that they clearly can't possibly be enjoying and ignoring everyone else urging them not to'.
‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served
Bar owners say they struggle to dissuade people from forming a line as behavioural experts point to post-pandemic ‘new norms’
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Different country, obv, but there’s a bar near Barclays Center where this *always happens* when there’s an event at Barclays that draws a critical mass of people into Brooklyn from the suburbs, and they’re always irritated when other people who know how to act in a bar just walk up and get served
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my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
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when video games only let you pick between 4-8 preset faces it is because they tried a finer customization system but it was hard to avoid them coming out like this
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
when video games only let you pick between 4-8 preset faces it is because they tried a finer customization system but it was hard to avoid them coming out like this
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One reason this filth remains niche slop for virulent racists and has no broader appeal is most people live in the world and don't understand what he's on about. He's pitching to a country that exists only in his fantasies. Despite some complaints most people don't think America is a desolate ruin
Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 PM
One reason this filth remains niche slop for virulent racists and has no broader appeal is most people live in the world and don't understand what he's on about. He's pitching to a country that exists only in his fantasies. Despite some complaints most people don't think America is a desolate ruin
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Probably worth reminding everyone that the original Nazis were also a bunch of pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Probably worth reminding everyone that the original Nazis were also a bunch of pedophiles
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“qanon was right,” no they werent, stop it
they said democrats only were running a child sacrifice/baby blood drinking/satanic pedophile ring from the basement of a pizza shop that doesnt have a basement
a lot of people were actually right about this, qanon is not among them
they said democrats only were running a child sacrifice/baby blood drinking/satanic pedophile ring from the basement of a pizza shop that doesnt have a basement
a lot of people were actually right about this, qanon is not among them
January 31, 2026 at 7:51 PM
“qanon was right,” no they werent, stop it
they said democrats only were running a child sacrifice/baby blood drinking/satanic pedophile ring from the basement of a pizza shop that doesnt have a basement
a lot of people were actually right about this, qanon is not among them
they said democrats only were running a child sacrifice/baby blood drinking/satanic pedophile ring from the basement of a pizza shop that doesnt have a basement
a lot of people were actually right about this, qanon is not among them
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octopus garden - Sin Kubota
https://macthemes.garden/themes/397bad13e62c-octopus-garden
https://macthemes.garden/themes/397bad13e62c-octopus-garden
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
octopus garden - Sin Kubota
https://macthemes.garden/themes/397bad13e62c-octopus-garden
https://macthemes.garden/themes/397bad13e62c-octopus-garden
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pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
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checking the new epstein files and
January 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
checking the new epstein files and
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“average CBS contributor is in the epstein files 100 times” factoid actualy just statistical error. average CBS contributor is in the epstein files 8 times. Peter Attia, who lives on island & is in the epstein files 1752 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
January 31, 2026 at 7:11 PM
“average CBS contributor is in the epstein files 100 times” factoid actualy just statistical error. average CBS contributor is in the epstein files 8 times. Peter Attia, who lives on island & is in the epstein files 1752 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted