@jessicadolph.bsky.social
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Seriously. They literally can’t do one thing right.
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Seriously. They literally can’t do one thing right.
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
If you haven’t already, get the fuck out of X.
And what doesn't get mentioned in this piece: this will almost certainly push and promote more right-wing garbage into everyone's feed as a result.
Brace for another wave of x refuges
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you haven’t already, get the fuck out of X.
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this is the people's ballroom
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
this is the people's ballroom
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Holy shit.
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Holy shit.
Tariff…shelf?? Huh.
Trump: "Recently they said they found billions of dollars. And they couldn't understand -- I said, 'check the tariff shelf.' And they come in the next hour and they say, 'Sir, you're right, it was from the tariffs.'"
October 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Tariff…shelf?? Huh.
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Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism.
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
October 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism.
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
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Some of us are like "this song is nice" and some of us are like "the use of the word 'green' is a reference to a comment left on an Audrey Hobart IG post by Conan Grey in 2023 where if you read it in reverse the first letters of the first four words are S-E-R-P which is obviously
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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YES!!!
October 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
YES!!!
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Does the vat of 80 different vaccines lead into the giant spigot that lets water flow down?
Trump: "I think it has -- I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse. You have a little child, a little fragile child, and you get a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess. 80 different blends. And they pump it in. So ideally, a woman won't take Tylenol."
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Portland is was a GEM
Every date should come with a polygraphic debrief. From S4E1 of Portlandia
September 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Portland is was a GEM
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Can you spot the difference? One photo is Tom Homan, the other is random meat scraps…
September 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Can you spot the difference? One photo is Tom Homan, the other is random meat scraps…
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
Fucking tasteless
September 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Fucking tasteless
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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The shot came from inside the diseased house of MAGA.
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The shot came from inside the diseased house of MAGA.
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Weird how MAGA went from “they must pay!” to “we must pray!” the minute they found out it was a white dude.
September 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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States. Cannot. Invade. Other. States.
“Pritzker put it in the starkest terms. ‘Any rational person who has studied history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under color of law, what comes next?’”
open.substack.com/pub/theunpop...
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Trump’s Leaked Plan to Deploy the Texas National Guard Against Illinois Will Tear Apart the Union
If it goes forward, it will plunge the country into an unprecedented constitutional crisis
open.substack.com
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
States. Cannot. Invade. Other. States.
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Changing the name of the Department of Defense will cost billions.We could build units for all unhoused veterans. Or give service members a pay raise so 35K active duty members wouldn’t have to rely on food stamps. Or… or… or…
September 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Changing the name of the Department of Defense will cost billions.We could build units for all unhoused veterans. Or give service members a pay raise so 35K active duty members wouldn’t have to rely on food stamps. Or… or… or…