J
@jesibeans.bsky.social
paints, writes, yells about stupid shit. Work-in-progress. 30s
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
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This is my buddy’s cat Cookie, and he’s a sweet little old man. I’m flat busted but if anyone can help it would mean so much
Looking at nearly $400. Upper respiratory infection.
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
This is my buddy’s cat Cookie, and he’s a sweet little old man. I’m flat busted but if anyone can help it would mean so much
Bff is an angel and paid but ill need to take him next week to check his progress.
Looking at nearly $400. Upper respiratory infection.
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
🛒 Shop
📝 Writing
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
February 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Bff is an angel and paid but ill need to take him next week to check his progress.
Looking at nearly $400. Upper respiratory infection.
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
🛒 Shop
📝 Writing
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Looking at nearly $400. Upper respiratory infection.
Gonna try and get him in
So on top of being called in more, my elderly cat is possibly showing signs of asthma (possibly due to stress and/or allergies) and I'd like to take him to the vet sooner rather than later. Any little bit helps.
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
February 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Gonna try and get him in
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He's breathing real heavy and it scares me
So on top of being called in more, my elderly cat is possibly showing signs of asthma (possibly due to stress and/or allergies) and I'd like to take him to the vet sooner rather than later. Any little bit helps.
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
🛒 Shop
📝 Writing
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
He's breathing real heavy and it scares me
He's breathing real heavy and it scares me
So on top of being called in more, my elderly cat is possibly showing signs of asthma (possibly due to stress and/or allergies) and I'd like to take him to the vet sooner rather than later. Any little bit helps.
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
🛒 Shop
📝 Writing
☕️ Coffee/Tea/Tips
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
He's breathing real heavy and it scares me
Reposted by J
So on top of being called in more, my elderly cat is possibly showing signs of asthma (possibly due to stress and/or allergies) and I'd like to take him to the vet sooner rather than later. Any little bit helps.
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
🛒 Shop
📝 Writing
☕️ Coffee/Tea/Tips
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 AM
So on top of being called in more, my elderly cat is possibly showing signs of asthma (possibly due to stress and/or allergies) and I'd like to take him to the vet sooner rather than later. Any little bit helps.
So on top of being called in more, my elderly cat is possibly showing signs of asthma (possibly due to stress and/or allergies) and I'd like to take him to the vet sooner rather than later. Any little bit helps.
🎨 Portfolio
🛒 Shop
📝 Writing
☕️ Coffee/Tea/Tips
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
🛒 Shop
📝 Writing
☕️ Coffee/Tea/Tips
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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 AM
So on top of being called in more, my elderly cat is possibly showing signs of asthma (possibly due to stress and/or allergies) and I'd like to take him to the vet sooner rather than later. Any little bit helps.
Age verification?
I remember the only emergency drills I had in school were either fire or extreme weather-related.
I remember the only emergency drills I had in school were either fire or extreme weather-related.
Age verification? I saw The Little Mermaid in theaters. When it premiered.
Age verification?
There was only one Jurassic Park movie and it was such a massive hit the local news devoted a whole segment to it finally premiering on cable TV.
There was only one Jurassic Park movie and it was such a massive hit the local news devoted a whole segment to it finally premiering on cable TV.
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Age verification?
I remember the only emergency drills I had in school were either fire or extreme weather-related.
I remember the only emergency drills I had in school were either fire or extreme weather-related.
I wake up to go to the bathroom to find i am being called in on my days off because both a former manager and another coworker are on the verge of being fired and another coworker quit and this is why I keep a distance between myself and other people.
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I wake up to go to the bathroom to find i am being called in on my days off because both a former manager and another coworker are on the verge of being fired and another coworker quit and this is why I keep a distance between myself and other people.
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It's okay Discord says they'll use your data to see if you can skip the age verification photos, based on things like your played games, so if you've ever played a Myst game you're safe
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
It's okay Discord says they'll use your data to see if you can skip the age verification photos, based on things like your played games, so if you've ever played a Myst game you're safe
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February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Oh God how heartbreaking it is when your child is in pain and looks at you as if saying, 'Save me, save my life, and who else but you can save me? How my heart burns with agony over my helplessness to save his life I wish I hadn't been born poor
I wish I were the one to He dies
gofund.me/52a8eee2b
I wish I were the one to He dies
gofund.me/52a8eee2b
February 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Oh God how heartbreaking it is when your child is in pain and looks at you as if saying, 'Save me, save my life, and who else but you can save me? How my heart burns with agony over my helplessness to save his life I wish I hadn't been born poor
I wish I were the one to He dies
gofund.me/52a8eee2b
I wish I were the one to He dies
gofund.me/52a8eee2b
Pineapple upside down rum cake part two, let's fucking gooooo
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Pineapple upside down rum cake part two, let's fucking gooooo
Big mad no one is doing football squares at work, ugh.
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Big mad no one is doing football squares at work, ugh.
I won't dunk on that opinion piece but I will say opinion pieces have done more harm than good recently.
Half of these people should've stayed on Blogger/Wordpress. They wouldn't have a career if it weren't for their connections, Christ.
Half of these people should've stayed on Blogger/Wordpress. They wouldn't have a career if it weren't for their connections, Christ.
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I won't dunk on that opinion piece but I will say opinion pieces have done more harm than good recently.
Half of these people should've stayed on Blogger/Wordpress. They wouldn't have a career if it weren't for their connections, Christ.
Half of these people should've stayed on Blogger/Wordpress. They wouldn't have a career if it weren't for their connections, Christ.
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the only thing gatekeeping art is livable wages. which ironically are being gatekept from artists from people who don't want to hire them.
February 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
the only thing gatekeeping art is livable wages. which ironically are being gatekept from artists from people who don't want to hire them.
Hate this cowardly media SHOW ME OUR POLITICIANS GETTING BOOED/EGGED INTERNATIONALLY
lmao NBC is doing takedown requests for videos of JD Vance Getting boo'd at the Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Hate this cowardly media SHOW ME OUR POLITICIANS GETTING BOOED/EGGED INTERNATIONALLY
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respectfully, "why don't you use adobe alternative" is the equivalent of "why don't you just move"
artists know they have options, take a pause and ask if you're the one who isn't understanding the industry-wide infrastructure and the investment it takes to familiarize yourself with new programs
artists know they have options, take a pause and ask if you're the one who isn't understanding the industry-wide infrastructure and the investment it takes to familiarize yourself with new programs
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
respectfully, "why don't you use adobe alternative" is the equivalent of "why don't you just move"
artists know they have options, take a pause and ask if you're the one who isn't understanding the industry-wide infrastructure and the investment it takes to familiarize yourself with new programs
artists know they have options, take a pause and ask if you're the one who isn't understanding the industry-wide infrastructure and the investment it takes to familiarize yourself with new programs
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it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
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bad people can and often do make good art. attacking the art as retroactively subpar to free yourself of moral dilemma and give yourself permission to not care means you're innately equating quality of art as representative of moral virtue (it's not) which is how you get purity culture
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
bad people can and often do make good art. attacking the art as retroactively subpar to free yourself of moral dilemma and give yourself permission to not care means you're innately equating quality of art as representative of moral virtue (it's not) which is how you get purity culture
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Part of my coursework at tech school involved going to a dairy farm and deworming cattle, and part of my work at Texas A&M involved being up to my shoulder in cow vagina so believe me when I tell you they are SHIT FOUNTAINS and you want that milk more cooked than Kanye’s career
I live in Iowa so if you wanna see a cow up close, you have plenty of opportunities to do so. And when you do you understand exactly why pasteurization is an essential, life-saving process.
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Part of my coursework at tech school involved going to a dairy farm and deworming cattle, and part of my work at Texas A&M involved being up to my shoulder in cow vagina so believe me when I tell you they are SHIT FOUNTAINS and you want that milk more cooked than Kanye’s career