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jesibeans.bsky.social
J
@jesibeans.bsky.social
paints, writes, yells about stupid shit. Work-in-progress. 30s

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Sup, I'm J, a NB artist/writing living in redder-than-blood Texas. I'm old by internet standards and fairly young by everyone else's. Same rule as X in that I intend this to be pretty open and mature-audience-minded.
I'm truly exhausted with this manager and cannot wait until they leave.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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March 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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being neurodivergent (or mentally ill) doesn't make you INHERENTLY problematic or evil or horrible or abusive etc. but people who are neurodivergent/mentally ill are also JUST AS CAPABLE as anybody else of being problematic and evil and horrible and abusive etc. we are not extra special in that way
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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As posted in a few servers and was alerted to this picture earlier today: What they said. DO NOT FILL IT OUT, it is there to fuck with your artist peers and yourself, they (paypal) can and will abuse this and steal your money by banning your account
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scrunkles gonna scrunkle
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This is a man who fucked with our safety nets, Christ.
oh so grok is *fucked* fucked
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Some elevator pitches

"What if X-men worked for the algorithm"

"Anime-niacs"

"Imagine if Roger and Jessica Rabbit were shady lowlife goons"
Gaze An Eagle Blind | A supernatural/cyberpunk story centering on a syndicate which exists to host and facilitate Royals: human anomalies with special abilities

script | @moonsheen.bsky.social
art | @artofchira.bsky.social

kofi | ko-fi.com/littlefoolery
main | littlefoolery.com
April 16, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Hand Stitched Alastor enamel pin reveal! 💚

Dropping next month to spread things out a bit on December 1st, 3pm et!

#HazbinHotelAlastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Ghostly dance #rabbitfollydraws #art
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Human voxval practice 🤤

#voxval #StaticMoth
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Nude Sunshine

If that ain't a pornstar name or a terrible euphemism for a butthole wax, I don't know what is.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.

GO.
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Spoke to a second source familiar with what’s going on with paypro censorship toward me. It seems I’ve been blacklisted among paypros as a creator, particularly for mommy domme content. This could escalate into debanking, I learned
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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What's happening to Ana should be a massive canary for kink artists/creatives, and how the pressure's escalated even in the last few months. Mommy domme content is *tame* in the scheme of things - this is a silencing campaign.
Spoke to a second source familiar with what’s going on with paypro censorship toward me. It seems I’ve been blacklisted among paypros as a creator, particularly for mommy domme content. This could escalate into debanking, I learned
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I will never criticize a genre for existing, as all art has the right to exist, whether I like it or find value in it

I will, however, criticize all the thin-skinned abusive weenies who wage war on people for not liking their favorite stuff, because they deserve no quarter
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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sometimes it is hard to exist and thats okay bud. we all get overwhelmed by big thoughts and big feelings, and acknowledging this universal trot is something that brings us together and makes us human. even in overwhelming times you prove love by simply being you
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
♪♫~ cat, cat / little potat ♪♫~
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Be extra kind to yourselves.
A lot of artists, including myself, are struggling.
It's not because we are failing; the system is failing us. A system that doesn't care about us. So we rely on those around us for support and kindness.
Keep your head up. We are doing our best ♡
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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god made us transmigrator oomfs because he knew we would be psych ward roomies as irls

#svsss
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Greg Abbott is a threat to my cortisol levels, my sanity, my peace of mind, my teeth, my well-being and ability to lead my life as I wish.

Not even remotely getting into the threat he poses to every Texan, that's too long a skeet.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said that Muslims are a “threat to our freedom” on Tuesday as he targeted the largest Muslim civil rights organization in the U.S. with a foreign terrorist organization label in an escalation of a movement of anti-Muslim hate in the state.
Abbott Says Muslims Are “Threat to Our Freedom” as He Targets Civil Rights Group With Terrorist Designation
Governors do not have the authority to designate groups as a foreign terrorist organization.
truthout.org
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Me before shaving: oh lord am I going to regret this

Me after: BALD HEADED HOE SHIT BALD HEADED HOE SHIT
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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How do you look at the unprecedented cultural success of something like Kpop Demon Hunters on one hand and the critical response to e.g. the live-action Snow White and conclude that you just have to squeeze the stone harder
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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if you're interested in a gift comm for the december holidays please let me know soon
Holiday Gift Commissions

❄️help a writer pay their bills and send your friends/mutuals a gift for the holiday season!

❄️dm me 1 ship/prompt, the name of your recipient, and I'll write them a little treat

❄️nov 4th–feb 14th(includes all winter/end of year holidays)

please share🙏
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM