Chris
@jerseyhokie.bsky.social
gay. male. software product owner. geek. cat dad. gin lover. le creuset obsessed. these are just thoughts, I think.. 🏳️🌈🍸🤓 🙀👨🏻💻🥖🏝️
Sitting here watching Hallmark Christmas movies and talking to myself about them.
Just realized the door is wide open and I’m probably entertaining neighbors
Cherry Lane for the win with Wine
Just realized the door is wide open and I’m probably entertaining neighbors
Cherry Lane for the win with Wine
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sitting here watching Hallmark Christmas movies and talking to myself about them.
Just realized the door is wide open and I’m probably entertaining neighbors
Cherry Lane for the win with Wine
Just realized the door is wide open and I’m probably entertaining neighbors
Cherry Lane for the win with Wine
I love being able to catch a rocket launch from my neighborhood. Starlink 6-87 launch from Cape Canaveral tonight. Course my skills at night video on an IPhone aren’t great.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I love being able to catch a rocket launch from my neighborhood. Starlink 6-87 launch from Cape Canaveral tonight. Course my skills at night video on an IPhone aren’t great.
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I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Epcot Food & Wine 2025
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Epcot Food & Wine 2025
Leaving Perfect Day… which was exactly that
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Leaving Perfect Day… which was exactly that
Kid walking into the casino… “is this the adult arcade!?l”
Hahaha.. yes
Hahaha.. yes
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Kid walking into the casino… “is this the adult arcade!?l”
Hahaha.. yes
Hahaha.. yes
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Rest In Peace Diane Keaton (1946-2025)
October 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Rest In Peace Diane Keaton (1946-2025)
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In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
Grandmother too! All 4 of my grand parents
September 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Grandmother too! All 4 of my grand parents
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Nobody really knows what the hell they are doing. We’re all just winging it to the best of our ability/knowledge.
Also, try to be kind to everyone but especially to people in retail/service industry.
Also, try to be kind to everyone but especially to people in retail/service industry.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nobody really knows what the hell they are doing. We’re all just winging it to the best of our ability/knowledge.
Also, try to be kind to everyone but especially to people in retail/service industry.
Also, try to be kind to everyone but especially to people in retail/service industry.
You'll make more friends and learn far more admitting it than creating BS. We all know certain things well - no one knows it all.
Also - learn the signs that someone is full of BS
Also - learn the signs that someone is full of BS
There's absolutely zero shame to admitting you don't know something.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You'll make more friends and learn far more admitting it than creating BS. We all know certain things well - no one knows it all.
Also - learn the signs that someone is full of BS
Also - learn the signs that someone is full of BS
Once the damage is done... man it sucks
Wear ear plugs to concerts!
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Once the damage is done... man it sucks
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Wear Sunscreen! Also, find at least one thing you like to do that doesn't involve a screen and make time for it.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wear Sunscreen! Also, find at least one thing you like to do that doesn't involve a screen and make time for it.
100% and this will not be easy. It's so hard to reprogram that mess away. 47 and I still catch myself thinking and feeling things that don't matter but they certainly did at a formative age.
A wise friend recently said "will I care about this in 6 months?" if not - let it go or don't care. 100%
A wise friend recently said "will I care about this in 6 months?" if not - let it go or don't care. 100%
Letting go of shame is the path to real happiness. The sooner you stop trying to be "cool" or "popular", the happier you'll be. Embrace your weird and your cringe. Trying to impress people who you don't even like is never worth the effort.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
100% and this will not be easy. It's so hard to reprogram that mess away. 47 and I still catch myself thinking and feeling things that don't matter but they certainly did at a formative age.
A wise friend recently said "will I care about this in 6 months?" if not - let it go or don't care. 100%
A wise friend recently said "will I care about this in 6 months?" if not - let it go or don't care. 100%
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Fuck the grind culture. It’s not worth ruining your mental and physical health for a job. Take the PTO. Take the sick time. Take your breaks and lunch.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fuck the grind culture. It’s not worth ruining your mental and physical health for a job. Take the PTO. Take the sick time. Take your breaks and lunch.
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Wear sunblock regularly. If you wear low cut shirts, sunblock there as well.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Wear sunblock regularly. If you wear low cut shirts, sunblock there as well.
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Tell the people in your life that you love them. Say it out loud. All the time.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tell the people in your life that you love them. Say it out loud. All the time.
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Another moment of Venn.
September 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Another moment of Venn.
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Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.
December 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.
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They grow up so quickly!
August 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
They grow up so quickly!
Another morning of humidity here in FL. Two more months. Just two more months
August 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Another morning of humidity here in FL. Two more months. Just two more months
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Maybe we all should be wearing tin foil hats🤷.
August 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Maybe we all should be wearing tin foil hats🤷.