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Jerque Cousteau
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Jerque Cousteau @jerquecousteau.bsky.social · Jan 16
Me to 2025:
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what-n-tarnation.bsky.social
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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alxlndomountain.bsky.social
Guess what. This neighborhood is getting its heights frozen at 40' in the rezoning plan so that your rent controlled apartment can be demolished for an luxury tower
sfchronicle.com San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 4d
Protesters march during a “People Over Billionaires” protest in the Pacific Heights neighborhood of San Francisco.
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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alxlndomountain.bsky.social
San Francisco has had some great corruption scandals of sitting & former Supervisors in addition to this wage thief & tax cheat. Who remembers Ed Jew getting busted for taking cash bribes for approvals he could not make & Leland Yee for gun running & money laundering.
San Francisco’s newest supervisor agrees to resign amid pet store controversies
Beya Alcaraz agreed to resign at Mayor Daniel Lurie's request. Leaked text messages showed she paid for her business by paying employees under the table and writing off personal expenses.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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gmarkoff.bsky.social
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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buriedbybooks.bsky.social
They showed up way down here in NorCal. Barest pink visible with the naked eye.
Pink northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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alxlndomountain.bsky.social
I'm sure doing the drug war will work this time
LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME THAT WE SHOULD SIMPLY THREATEN TO JAIL PEOPLE USING DRUGS ON THE STREETS WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE? NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT ... ... BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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rubenbolling.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure it was this Dick Cheney comic that got me fired from The Washington Post. It was the first time they refused to run one of my weekly comics (after over ten years), and my comic was discontinued soon after.
From 2007:
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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gigawattconduit.bsky.social
Woke up today to the news
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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deanpreston.bsky.social
Amidst the Trump/MAGA/Tech disaster, there’s some amazing stuff happening on the ground

Solidarity organizing against racist ICE abductions

Independent journalism replacing legacy media

Public interest lawsuits & district judges holding firm

Leftist mayors on the rise

Stay strong. Block & build
October 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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hyphyrepublic.bsky.social
Palestinian with British citizenship was arrested at SFO today as he was flying to another US region on a speaking tour. More from CAIR. Drop Site its because Loomer fingered him.
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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svartflagg.bsky.social
Last night in Portland, Portland city council person @candaceavalos.bsky.social woke up to her car and home on fire from suspected arson. She has been a target of the far-right for months, by people like Andy Ngo, who has admitted on court record that his posts targeting people can lead to violence.
a photo of firefighters after putting out a large fire. multiple cars in a carport are charred, as well as the carport and side of a home screenshot of an andy ngo tweet that reads; Woke Portland city council member Candace Avalos @candaceforpdx has released a statement in support of the violent Antifa felony suspect charged with hurling a rock at a federal agent's head, seriously injuring him. Robert Hoopes' supporters have mobilized the support of the far-left on the city council, raising questions about how fit they are to serve office if they support people accused of engaging in violent insurrection against the U.S. government. Hoopes family is part of the @fgcquaker religious community and they claim he is nonviolent and peaceful. He was quickly released without bail despite the seriousness of the felony charges. instagram.com/reel/DMqmRurTu... screenshot of an andy ngo tweet that reads; Woke Antifa-supporting socialist Portland city council member Candace Avalos @candaceforpdx had taxpayers pay for her all-expenses trip to Vienna. screenshot of a tweet from TPUSA / johnathan choe; NEW: Portland councilmember Candace Avalos is advocating for a non-profit that reports ICE agents in the community. She's also blaming the Trump administration for inciting violence during recent chaotic protests outside the ICE
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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counciloravalos.bsky.social
I was able to get out safely with my cat Valentino. I’m being supported by my wonderful friends, neighbors, and loved ones as I navigate what comes next.

The incident is under active investigation, including as a possible arson. I’ll share more information as it becomes available.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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jadenschaul.com
BREAKING NEWS: Coast Guard Security Forces opened fire on a U-Haul van advancing through their barricade just before 10pm during protests at Alameda Coast Guard Island in Oakland.
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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oakland-observer.bsky.social
Despite Flock's participation with Trump's immigration machine and a negative recommendation from the Privacy Advisory Commission, OPD is bringing a plan for panopticon level surveillance in Oakland run by a problematic company that is rep'd by a former AIPAC lobbyist.
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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portlandmercury.com
POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR.
October 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
jerquecousteau.bsky.social
Hi there! Girl from Anaheim, reporting for duty, the only answer to this question is:

FUCK NO
kathbarbadoro.bsky.social Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · Oct 9
If you started dating someone and they seemed perfect for you but you found out they were a Disney adult would you still date them
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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idgordon.bsky.social
I was sort of curious to see how ChatGPT would manage this task. So here's my prompt, and the robot's intro email:
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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deanpreston.bsky.social
And despite all this, tomorrow will bring a new round of Ezra Kleins who instead of saying the leftists were right all along how can we support the resistance, will say the key is to move to the right to be more like the fascists.

Fortunately the people seem to have more sense than the pols/pundits
October 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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amorvincitomnia.bsky.social
Sending love to all under occupation in Portland tonight
October 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i love going to the store and buying food. i love knowing there's a very low chance the food i buy at the store will make me puke blood. i might go to the store right now just to buy some food with near complete confidence that won't happen to me
post from r/mushrooms (Picture of orange hen of the woods mushrooms on a big oak tree) These made me so sick I thought I was going to die. I have eaten COTW many times, is there a reason these weren’t edible? Growing on conifer maybe? user burd-the-wurd I've eaten pounds of COTW in the past, and then suddenly, it made me vomit my eyes out. I'm talking traces of blood in vomit and burst capillaries around my eyes. Same with HOTW. I've basically surmised that I developed an allergy to polypore mushrooms, and now I steer clear of them. The only exception was an especially young HOTW that I cooked for a VERY long time. The first day it did give me some stomach cramps, so the next day I cooked it for even longer, and that was okay for me to eat. Now I just avoid polypores completely! OP odd-description-6765 Wow! That is exactly what happened to me. I thought I was going to rupture something from the violent vomiting. I read that you can suddenly become allergic. Hard way to find out.
October 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
this is like half of r/ups now
Hi Andrew, You have a new invoice for $63,755.71 Tariff Fee on T Shirt Total Due: $83.27 Government Charges: $59.27 Brokerage Charges: $24.00 How to go about disputing an incorrect tariff charge? Total Due: $82.92 Government Charges: $68.92 UPS Brokerage fees: $14.00 I’ve received 15 different duties and tariff charges for items I didn’t order. Customer Seeking Help The title is the crux of the issue. Over the past 3 weeks I’ve received numerous brown envelopes all charging me for duty and tariff fees associated with items that I never ordered. The seller is somebody I’ve bought from before, but the last time I purchased from them was several months ago and my name is on the sold to slot. The “shipped to” person is someone I don’t know and the address and tracking address are both unrelated to me. I’ve sent emails to an address given to my by the one time I was able to get through the phone number listed on the paper bill. They said the invoices will be removed in 4-6 weeks but now I’ve started receiving late fee bills on top. I’ve tried to call in again once a day, but I either get hung up on or my call drops once the wait lasts over an hour. Any advice? I just don’t want this to go to collections or affect my credit for something I didn’t order or have any relation to besides my name being on something it shouldn’t have.
October 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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reazlepuff.bsky.social
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Oct 3
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
A photo of Diddy
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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normative.bsky.social
One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.
October 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
jerquecousteau.bsky.social
It’s insane that we have ICE detaining US citizens who are just as brown as Harmeet, for the simple act of being just as brown as Harmeet - but she’s going to cape for a white supremacist streamer who flew across the country to do Rittenhouse cosplay for 25 peaceful protestors in Portland
October 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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alxlndomountain.bsky.social
How does somebody make a statement like this and not realize they are completely out of touch
Ford CEO on his ‘epiphany’ after talking to his Gen Z factory workers: They were saying they ‘had to have three jobs’ | Fortune
During the UAW strike of 2023, Farley said he was shocked by what he heard: “Old-timers in our plants were saying, ‘It’s no longer a career, Mr. Farley.‘”
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October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM