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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊
@jeniye.bsky.social
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Perpetually tired human held together by scotch tape and spite. I am mostly here to scream about pirates from my blanket fort. Gen X, yes I am old enough, and then some. Please let me see/read your art.
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · Nov 7
I realized I should probably pin this to my profile. Fluffy and sweet vibes through and through. Thank you to anyone who reads it. I post every Thursday like clockwork. 🩵💜
Title Card: You Had Me At Coffee by NifaFifa Summary: Stede & Mary go to get a Saturday morning cup of coffee to start off their childfree day. Things do not go as planned. AO3 Rating M OFMD Fandom
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday and happy just over two years to Dear Gentleman, in which chef Ed writes in to the Dear Gentleman advice columnist about his crush, Stede. You can guess who the columnist is... #OFMDfanfic
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Getting some game day fun together for a snow day in our Cards Against Humanity discord chat! Begins around 2pm EST, feel free to join and hang out with other snowbound people! discord.gg/caRaTpTz
Join the Pirates for CAH Discord Server!
Check out the Pirates for CAH community on Discord - hang out with 44 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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January 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
#WIPSnips #OFMDfanfic Moments of Gold
There is no chance to talk to Stede about what happened, of course, once they rejoin the group. Ed is nervous about that, but he did give Stede ample opportunity to pull away from the kiss. Not to mention, Stede gave Ed a flower for his hair! The others quietly notice the flower when Ed and Stede are back on the picnic blanket. Anne even smirks a little. Mercifully, none of them says anything. Ed is not yet sure what’s blossoming between him and Stede could withstand teasing, given how new things are between them.
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
jeniye.bsky.social
Trying to work on my next piece of writing and it's a collab with Zeppelin! Here's a snippet.
Work in progress writing with the word "notice" highlighted. The text reads: Stede seemed slightly annoyed by this and his bitchy tone returned. "Well, be that as it may, the realities of trying to get from point A to point B when you're this small are quite challenging, I assure you." His voice softened, "I don't suppose you'd be open to helping me?" "Oh, um, sure, I could do that. What do you need me to do?" "Could you possibly show me around? Give me a tour of the ship? I could sit right on your shoulder. You'll hardly even notice me."
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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ofmdcollabs.bsky.social
COLLAB REQUEST

SEEKING AN ARTIST🎨

Please contact @kalansphantomff.bsky.social for more info!
looking for artist, main pairing ed/stede, brief description Possible Skyfic (long one) of Ed finding a photo album in a second hand store from a young Stede Bonnet and identifying with him until he tries to reach out and find him, no archive warnings apply but references to domestic abuse and mild homophobia, level of collaboration close collab, contact KalansPhantom on discord
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 PM
jeniye.bsky.social
Trying my luck again this year. Didn't get picked last year, so if I do this year it will be my first official OFMD event! Fingers crossed! 🤞
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
What is wrong with me? Have a fic inspired by a song and a gc.
Thanks @jeniye.bsky.social you're partially to blame (thank?) for this.
archiveofourown.org/works/78190641
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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alecmoore.bsky.social
#OFMD and #Pluribus star
@sambaschutte.bsky.social ‘s brilliant lead turn in #AdvancedChemistry
has just landed on #Tubi today so you can watch for free. Yes, please tell all your cheap friends who haven’t watched yet!

tubitv.com/movies/10003...
Advanced Chemistry (2023)
A scientist injects his best friend with a compound he's created to help her stop cheating on her wife, leading to unexpected results.
tubitv.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
Chapter 2 of Where You Lead, my tour guide AU with a twist (which I'm still holding back mentioning for new readers for now).

In which Ed reels from the revelation at the end of Ch 1, bemoans the passage of time, and develops a super huge crush on his rival, Stede #OFMDfanfic

Tags & link ⬇️
A digital title card showing a photo of a man's hand holding a compass in black and white with a blurred background. It reads "Where You Lead | A modern gentlebeard AU | by WellSussed | Rated E"
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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baladria.bsky.social
If you're looking to get a head start on Please Let Me Hold You, which is currently at 285,500 words and WILL be completed (looking at you wait-for-the-end people 😜), on this AO3 outage day, there's always my podficced version which is a lot less complete lol #OFMD

archive.org/details/plmhy
Please Let Me Hold You Podfic : Baladria : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a podfic of Baladria's OFMD fanfic Please Let Me Hold You. Rated EThe original link to the story is...
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January 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Early #TakeTwoTuesday My heart belongs to this version of Stede so hard. I'll Leave A Light On. Mind the tags, but if you want some angst and lovers to exes this fic is for you. archiveofourown.org/works/536774...
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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baladria.bsky.social
I'm re-sharing this because my bad day has continued today, I want to laugh with people.
baladria.bsky.social Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · Oct 17
Sorry if you've been trying to talk to me. I was hyperfixating on making an image of a fake wiki for the cactus boys. Text in the image is in replies because it won't fit in the alt text. #OFMD
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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chaoticreader.bsky.social
Next chapter of secret lovers, fake rivals by the Chaotic Accountants (me and @whataccountantsdo.bsky.social): Permanent Ink is up!
archiveofourown.org/works/768226...
#OFMD #OFMDFanFic
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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gelatinousstand.bsky.social
Does anyone know whose art this is? I bought it in late 2023 I think and I simply cannot remember where. It’s one of my most beloved pieces! (Also sorry for the shitty picture, reflections are my nemesis)
A bad photo of a framed piece of art of Ed and Stede kissing under the moonlight. It’s all in blues with white highlights. There’s a reflection of a hand holding a phone in the glass, sigh
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
An evening bump for Father Stede and the hottest single phone sex scene I've ever written (in my not so humble opinion)
kalansphantomff.bsky.social KalansPhantom 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 10d
I hope this Sunday morning finds you gathered for Father Bonnet's sermon with open hearts, minds and well--willing to admit our sins.

Ed goes to LA to take care of some business and is very normal and casual about being away from Stede. So. Casual. archiveofourown.org/works/708153...
January 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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baladria.bsky.social
I'm having a bad day, so I'm going to post a WIP for the next chapter in Please Let Me Hold You. Yes! Another already!! We have the Chat back! I'll let you guess what that means. Anyway, they are saying unhinged things, and yes this is an #OFMD fandom read 🤣
Excerpt from an Our Flag Means Death fanfiction titled Please Let Me Hold You. The block of text is showing a rapid stream of chat messages from a Twitch livestream. Text reads: “omg y’all are messed up wtf” and “and check out the external links because it links to the rpfs” and “what does that mean?” and “rpf? real person fiction. people write fanfiction about these two 😆” and “someone’s first day on the internet?” and “they WHAT???” and “Imma suggest you start with Next Level by @bbgirlie because that’s considered a fandom classic” and “aww thanks for the shoutout!” and “if you want unhinged, definitely read Beating Off Around the Blueberry Bush by blackbeards_last_braincell…four words: blueberries as anal beads” and “lmao I love that one holy fuck stede doms bb. I’ll never forget the part ‘now sweetheart keep your hole nice and loose for me. If you squash a blueberry we’ll have to start alllll over, and I’m sure you don’t want that!’ like omg” and “I’m…scared…” and “my favorite is Game Over by consolecommander 😭” and “that one HURT ME! I liked it 😏” and “Didn’t Frenchie write one?” and “I think that was a joke 🤣”
January 18, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
Little Sexual Sunday bump 🍆
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina | ✨ chaos era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 15d
We’re back with “living on your breath” and Ed is dealing with Jack, dealing with Stede dealing with Jack, having amazing sex, shaving, and trying to make plans to save them from the navy. It’s a lot, okay?

Tags & link ⬇️ #OFMDfic

FYI I’m aiming to finish this over the next 6 weeks or so.
A digital title card showing a picture of Ed and Stede clinking brandy glasses in the candlelight. It reads “living on your breath | a season one canon divergent AU| | by WellSussed | rated E”
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
I hope this Sunday morning finds you gathered for Father Bonnet's sermon with open hearts, minds and well--willing to admit our sins.

Ed goes to LA to take care of some business and is very normal and casual about being away from Stede. So. Casual. archiveofourown.org/works/708153...
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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unfunpleasures.bsky.social
tbh we should all just be commenting more, period. fic, art, podfics, headcanons, snippets… we’re known for being yappers, but there’s always room to be more annoying.
thatmothra.bsky.social Livvy✨🏴‍☠️ @thatmothra.bsky.social · 11d
We talk a lot about commenting on fics, but please, PLEASE comment on art posted here too. Like even the smallest thing
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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thatmothra.bsky.social
We talk a lot about commenting on fics, but please, PLEASE comment on art posted here too. Like even the smallest thing
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
Weekend bump because it's the weekend? Also I really, really like looking at his sweet face
January 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Psst, I hope you've all been resting your knees for Our Father, because he'll be holding mass tomorrow.
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 PM
jeniye.bsky.social
If you're looking for a lesser known work that'll give you some fluffy sweetness in our current world of chaos I'll never stop screaming about my coffee boys! It's a complete work, so you can binge at your leisure. #OFMDfic #OFMDfluff #Gentlebeard

archiveofourown.org/works/535319...
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
jeniye.bsky.social
And if you are looking for recs, Xtina and Kalan are two solid writers to go with.
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina | ✨ chaos era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 11d
This, and also, as I've said, as an established writer, it's even getting hard to find the dopamine I need to continue sharing. It's a very natural feeling many of us can relate to.

I am trying to read as much as I can, as I scan Ao3 most days for new stuff and don't rely on recs.
kalansphantomff.bsky.social KalansPhantom 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 11d
Hey new writers in the fandom or those feeling lost in the shuffle of more popular fics. I know it can be frustrating and disheartening, sometimes it feels like you're writing for an empty room. We all say 'write for yourself' but let's not discount how much we love to get kudos and comments. 1/
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
jeniye.bsky.social
I'm still trying to get caught completely up (I'm currently on chapter 51), but it SOOOO good! If you enjoyed my coffee boys you'll DEFINITELY love this one! 😉🩵💜
baladria.bsky.social Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 11d
Weekend boost for anyone wondering how to spend their day.

The whole fic is an even 285,500 atm, which I think is an accomplishment. Not the length, but the fact it’s such an even number 👀

Slow burn, demisexual Stede awakening, down bad Ed, cactuses, library & Twitch settling, dork4dork
baladria.bsky.social Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 13d
Finally Ch59 in Please Let Me Hold You is posted! No I didn’t abandon this fic! I hope people are still reading it! As a treat, it’s long (15k) & has such BEAUTIFUL art by the very talented @sailorsruin92.bsky.social to whom I’m so grateful! #ofmd #ofmdfic

archiveofourown.org/works/606381...
January 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM