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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊
@jeniye.bsky.social
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Perpetually tired human held together by scotch tape and spite. I am mostly here to scream about pirates from my blanket fort. Gen X, yes I am old enough, and then some. Please let me see/read your art.
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It's the weekend, so here it is! Thanks again to @citrussyndicate.bsky.social for creating this GORGEOUS piece of artwork for my silly little fluffy fic. If you'd like to read the story it goes with you can read the completed 'You Had Me At Coffee' here.

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Artwork by CitrusSyndicate of a selfie of Stede smiling holding the camera aloft in a teal checked suit with his other arm reached behind him in Ed's hair. Ed has both his arms around Stede's waist with his hair in an updo while he smiles and laughs wearing a purple floral dress shirt and a black shimmery suit. Doug is standing smiling with his arms around Mary's waist with his head leaning down, resting atop hers. He is wearing a green dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up to reaveal daffodil tattoo sleeves on his forearms and unbuttoned at the collar to show a large floral neck tattoo. He is also wearing an earth toned plaid vest with brown pants. Mary is holding Doug's hand that he has wrapped around her and smiling up at him. Her hair is pulled up on top and down on the bottom. She is wearing a white on white patterned dress shirt with a black v-neck sweater, black pants, and an orange belt. Evelyn is turned facing Mary with her arm wrapped aroung her, smiling. She is wearing a red, low v-neck, sleeveless red textured shirt with a long black skirt. Her eyepatch strap is wrapped around her head. They all look so joyful and it is beautiful.
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Here it is folks! The final chapter of the coffee boys. It's hard to say goodbye, but it's time. As a special added treat this chapter has some absolutely gorgeous artwork by the insanely talented @citrussyndicate.bsky.social .
#OFMDfic #OFMDfluff #GentleBeard

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Title card for 'You Had Me At Coffee' by NifaFifa. Chapter 55: Life is Short, Stay Awake for It. Summary: The big day finally arrives! AO3 stats and tags for 'You Had Me At Coffee.'
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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🎶I SEE YOU DRIVIN' 'ROUND TOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVE AND I'M LIKE FUCK YOU! I GUESS THE CHANGE IN POCKET WASN'T ENOUGH, I'M LIKE FUCK YOU! YEAH AND FUCK HER TOO!🎶
Julie Andrews with an accoustic guitar singing rage songs at children.
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The next chapter of the coffee boys is up!

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Chapter Heading for 'You Had Me At Coffee' by NifaFifa Chapter 54: A Hug in a Mug Summary: Ed has an important decision to make. Tags & stats for 'You Had Me At Coffee'
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Okay, don't get me wrong, I love me some Pedro Pascal, but how many preorders do we have to wrangle up to get them to make these with Rhys?
Womens pajamas covered with drawings of Pedro Pascal in different outfits.
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I got u.
Meme wording at bottom which states: NOTE TO SELF... Picture of yellow post it note with blue writing that states 'Rue knows where the balls go.'
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I mean, in my heart that's what he's thinking. 🤣
October 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The next chapter of the coffee boys is up!

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AO3 title page for, 'You Had Me At Coffee' by NifaFifa Chapter 53: 'That's a Frappe Summary: Ed waits to hear the results of Stede's meeting. AO3 tags & stats for 'You Had Me At Coffee'
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Everything reminds me of them.
A sign at a breakfast bar that reads: "EXPLORE THE TOPPING POSSIBILITIES." A restaurant sign that reads, "Omega Eats."
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The next chapter of the coffee boys is up! Time to see what Zheng is brewing.

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AO3 chapter title card. 'You Had Me At Coffee' by NifaFifa Chapter 52: The End Justifies the Beans AO3 tags & stats for 'You Had Me At Coffee'
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Stede returns Zheng's call.

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AO3 chapter title card. 'You Had Me At Coffee' by NifaFifa Chapter 51: Plans Are Brewing Summary: Stede returns Zheng's call. AO3 tags & stats for 'You Had Me At Coffee'
October 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Drop something SKELETAL.

I'm afraid the first thing that popped into my head was this *interesting* costume I took a picture of at Spirit Halloween a few years ago.
Picture of a Spirit Halloween costume called 'Skeleboner.' The 'Includes' lists: skeleton jumpsuit, mask with attached hood, gloves, faux phallus, and air pump. It is a skeleton costume with a bone penis. There is also an inlay picture of the "functioning air pump motion" showing the bone penis erect.
October 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I know it's not great timing with Kinktober happening now, but we're finally back! Thank you for your patience. 🩵💜

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Title: 'You Had Me at Coffee' by NifaFifa Chapter 50: 'When Life is Brewtal - There's Always Coffee' Summary: Stede gets an unexpected phone call during his first day being unemployed. AO3 Tags & Stats listing.
October 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Emoji face looking horrified next to an emoji salad with the text 'Right in front of my salad?!?'
September 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Probably my favorite passage from the smut I've managed to write. (Trying to get back in the right headspace to finish off the coffee boys by rereading the last few chapters.)
Text which reads: Ed reached over to his bedside table drawer to grab some lube. “Okay, so we’ll need some of this to ease you in, but we start with fingers first. I don’t suppose you’ve ever fingered yourself? Or fingered someone else? Or maybe even gotten fingered?” Stede blushed straight down to his bare chest. “Goodness, no! Giving or getting head is the furthest I ever went back in boarding school.” “And you and Mary never experimented with…?” Stede looked a bit embarrassed. “No, I’m afraid sex between us was always perfunctory, at best.” Ed couldn’t help but feel sorry for this dear, sweet man who had only ever been exposed to sex as a means to an end. He stroked Stede’s cheek gently with his hand. “Well, I hope that we can manage something much better than ‘perfunctory’ tonight.” Stede’s face softened into an endeared smile. “Darling, we already have. The rest is just icing.” Ed beamed back at him. “Well, then, I guess it’s time we glaze this doughnut.” Stede sputtered out a laugh. “Oh, Ed, that was a truly awful joke.” Ed dropped his head down, giggling away. “I couldn’t resist it! I think your bad puns are rubbing off on me. Speaking of rubbing…” Ed grabbed Stede’s right hand and squeezed some lube onto his fingers, “let’s start with that.”
September 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Sometimes an idea is shared and you've just gotta follow it through. 😂
A joke cereal box that reads 'TAIKA WAITITI'S OOPS! ALL MUSHROOMS' with Taika Waititi taking the place of Cap'n Crunch.
September 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The Gentleman Pirate, I presume?
Cartoon titled: '9 Better Names for Corndogs' by Nathan W. Pyle. There are 9 identical cartoon corndogs depicted with scrolling banners above them which read 'Corncoat Gentleman' 'Weenie In Betweenie' 'Breadcocoon Meatpillar' 'Microphone Surprise' 'Two-Tone Squishlog' 'Salesman in a Tan Suit' 'Savory Softjacket' 'Love Note in a Cornvelope' and 'Professor Cornsleeve'
September 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I love the hit television show Our Flag Means Death.
Snoopy and Woodstock from The Peanuts dressed up as pirates on Snoopy's red doghouse which looks like a ship.
September 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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For @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social who needs more Rhys on their timeline. A special little ditty for September 21.
September 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Rhys Darby dressed as a priest looking a bit scared in the 'Love Death & Robots' episode 'Golgatha.'
September 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Hey @david-jenkins.bsky.social you might want to take a short trip to visit our beautiful city of Baltimore bc The Walter's is featuring a special exhibit of your favorite thing ever! (Hey, @gaywatson.bsky.social wanna meet up there so you can get some more inspo? 😸)
Facebook post from The Walter's Art Museum advertising their Paws on Parchment manuscript exhibit that featurs medieval cats.
August 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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This one. An orange tabby top with white belly munchkin cat.
A munchkin cat that is orange tabby stripes on top with a white belly and feet. It is also wearing a jaunty blue scarf around its neck.
August 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Hope it's a great one!
Divine from Pink Flamingos holding a birthday cake with the caption Happy Birthday.
August 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Zeus from the movie Clash of the Titans with the meme caption 'RELEASE THE KISSES'.
August 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM