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Jeff White
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I like sports. Chicago sports fan. Celery is the worst vegetable, don’t @ me.
Because Wicked has 47,000 showtimes, it has kicked out so many smaller movies from the theater.

How frustrating.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If little Debbie has her Christmas tree cakes out, we can set up outdoor lights.

I don’t make the rules.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We shouldn’t be celebrating that the government shutdown is over.

We shouldn’t have had it in the first place, but this country is run by incompetent people who aren’t focused on the people.

They are focused on power.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Dreams do come true.

Portillos in Georgia arrives next week.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Going to concerts in the mid-30s isn’t glamours work, but it must be done.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Is this weekend too early to put up Christmas lights?
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I just got a socket wrench set for my birthday.

This is what birthdays look like in your 30s.
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I got my first birthday freebie from Andy’s Frozen Custard.

Commence birthday countdown.

Turning 35 in 10 days. 😅
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Broncos throwback uniforms are so good it’s criminal.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I'm sorry, Canada (evergreen)
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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yamamoto gonna go nine isn't he
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In case anyone was wondering,

Gate agents at the airport do dress up for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Tonight ….

Roofman!
a man is carrying a teddy bear on his shoulders in a store .
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October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m going to Chicago this weekend and it’s cold.

I need to locate my pants. Haven’t worn them in months.
a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder
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October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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we used to be a real country
I forgot there's no free Taco Bell for a World Series steal anymore. Look what they took from us
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I still can’t get over that they stopped Game 2 of a World Series game for the Jonas Brothers to play a song.

Absolutely idiotic. They aren’t even from Canada.
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Wild group of movies 😂 #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Such a stressful game.

I feel like the Dodgers are going to whoop the Jays.

Only time will tell.
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It’s the bottom of the 8th.

“Let’s hear a quick word from Fanaduel.”

How about no?
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Every time I switch to MNF, the Mariners hit a home run.

I’ll keep doing that for the rest of the game. 🫡
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Just saw a TikTok comment that said the Cubs winning the world series put us in the bad timeline, the Mariners winning will take us out
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM