JeffIsInHell
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No wonder Kidman divorced him
The country music star caused a scene after performing a cover of Chappell Roan’s “Pink Pony Club” during a private event at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
No wonder Kidman divorced him
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
I know this is governed state by state, but it is fucking creepy as fuck that Rebuplicans think that 15 is "barely legal" Megyn Kelly is fucking gross
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I know this is governed state by state, but it is fucking creepy as fuck that Rebuplicans think that 15 is "barely legal" Megyn Kelly is fucking gross
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
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Trump’s gold bling in the WH reminded me of a clip I posted 5 years ago of Charlie Sheen in the UK telling a story of the time Trump gave him a wedding gift.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Trump’s gold bling in the WH reminded me of a clip I posted 5 years ago of Charlie Sheen in the UK telling a story of the time Trump gave him a wedding gift.
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Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
Are you having me on, FIFA? And who are you gonna give that (Quote/Unquote) peace prize to?
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington. n.pr/4968Bvg
FIFA head says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new peace prize
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Are you having me on, FIFA? And who are you gonna give that (Quote/Unquote) peace prize to?
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
How can you not love a guy like Flavor Flav who gets behind these Olympic sports and women athletes. It is incredible.
COOLEST RUNNINGS,,, cuz it’s Cooler than Cool Runnings.
Your boy Flavor Flav is now an Official Sponsor and The Official Hype Man of the USA Olympic Bobsled + Skeleton team. YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!
Your boy Flavor Flav is now an Official Sponsor and The Official Hype Man of the USA Olympic Bobsled + Skeleton team. YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
How can you not love a guy like Flavor Flav who gets behind these Olympic sports and women athletes. It is incredible.
Bigly Buye'rs Remorse
Elections are the one opportunity we have to see what the people think. And what they think is clear: Trump sucks.
His disapproval rating is a record 63%.
People are deeply sour about nearly everything, and they blame him for every single bit of it. trib.al/SUDKIPa
His disapproval rating is a record 63%.
People are deeply sour about nearly everything, and they blame him for every single bit of it. trib.al/SUDKIPa
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Bigly Buye'rs Remorse
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A friend showed me this screenshot and I started cackling, I was staining my tongue three different colors with OtterPops in 1998 are you fucking kidding me
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
A friend showed me this screenshot and I started cackling, I was staining my tongue three different colors with OtterPops in 1998 are you fucking kidding me
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Oklahoma City Thunder GM Sam Presti says Nikola Topic is being treated for testicular cancer with chemotherapy. Doctors are “extremely positive” about his outlook, Presti said. 🙏🏼
Oklahoma City Thunder guard Nikola Topić had a testicular procedure today. He will be re-evaluated in approximately four to six weeks.
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oklahoma City Thunder GM Sam Presti says Nikola Topic is being treated for testicular cancer with chemotherapy. Doctors are “extremely positive” about his outlook, Presti said. 🙏🏼
These people know he is a White Sox fan, right? He isn't going to intercede for you with his boss because you gave him a jersey
The nuns say Pope Leo spends most of his day holding up various baseball jerseys
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
These people know he is a White Sox fan, right? He isn't going to intercede for you with his boss because you gave him a jersey
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The photo credit is sending me bsky.app/profile/miaf...
When i met the great Sandy Koufax.
I was about 18 or 19. Mr Koufax came to dinner. (Photo by F Sinatra)
I was about 18 or 19. Mr Koufax came to dinner. (Photo by F Sinatra)
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The photo credit is sending me bsky.app/profile/miaf...
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This is Jesse Mack Butler from Oklahoma. Butler r*ped two teen girls over a period of 9 months, nearly killed them by strangulation, which was recorded on video. Butler was convicted of 11 counts of r*pe and sexual assault and was sentenced to 78 years in prison.
But he will serve 0 jail time
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But he will serve 0 jail time
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October 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is Jesse Mack Butler from Oklahoma. Butler r*ped two teen girls over a period of 9 months, nearly killed them by strangulation, which was recorded on video. Butler was convicted of 11 counts of r*pe and sexual assault and was sentenced to 78 years in prison.
But he will serve 0 jail time
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But he will serve 0 jail time
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We are once again asking the @sickoscommittee.org
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We are once again asking the @sickoscommittee.org
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the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change
October 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change
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“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
The all yellow Chargers uniforms are a choice for sure
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The all yellow Chargers uniforms are a choice for sure
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Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.
Time to put on my Mask for a surprise conference call with coworkers...
October 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Time to put on my Mask for a surprise conference call with coworkers...
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Now is an excellent time to do some white-collar crime
Breaking news: Nearly a quarter of FBI agents across the country are currently reassigned to immigration enforcement.
The large number of reassignments reflect a vast reshaping of the agency and could put other priorities at risk.
The large number of reassignments reflect a vast reshaping of the agency and could put other priorities at risk.
A quarter of FBI agents are assigned to immigration enforcement, per FBI data
Nearly a quarter of FBI agents are currently reassigned to immigration enforcement, with the number climbing above 40 percent in the bureau’s largest field offices.
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October 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Now is an excellent time to do some white-collar crime
They are not going top like that
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
They are not going top like that