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A man, a plan, a canal: Jeff
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Bill Watterson: Licensing Calvin and Hobbes would cheapen my artistic endeavor.
Scott Adams:
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I loved this dickhead when I was a little aspiring corporate drone 8-year-old. Sayonara sucker.
The Dilbert dude died
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Filmstrip #4 - Natural Born Killers
7/12 ๐ŸŽฌ
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January 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I just picked an option other than the slowest one for shipping an online order and WOW do I feel FANCY
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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yeah I also just give money to the Trans People Should Be Killed Bulletin for the crossword puzzles
I suspect a lot of people have subs to the NYT for Wordle and shit
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Oh
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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JUST IN: Judge Mehta rules that Trump/Russ Vought's termination of environmental grants during the shutdown โ€” targeted solely at states that voted for Kamala Harris โ€” violated the 5th Amendment's Equal Protection clause and orders them restored.

www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
lmao came here to post this
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Check out my new game! It was so popular earlier that as soon as I posted it Bluesky broke. Maybe if we all play it at the same time it'll break forever!
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Filmstrip - The Movie Timeline Game
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January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Some friends and I were just gushing over the Handheld (etc.) History covers, exquisite.
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Then they sold the whole thing to the same company that owns all of consolidated entertainment media
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.

I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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i remember when the computer still demanded blood. my dad's Tandy took a mere pinprick from your finger, which was a revolutionary advancement from the bulky machines of the 80's that required a thimbleful to access usenet for a day. that itself was an improvement on the pint needed to join ARPANET
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
My neighbor was replacing their pride flag, noticed mine was ragged and got me a new one too! Chicago, baby! ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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glad the bears could help with the packers being publicly owned
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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ALWAYS DOWN, NEVER OUT
I think this Bears team might be the ultimate Chicago team: always down, never out.
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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The Cubs have signed Alex Bregman, per Jeff Passan.
January 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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The best time for Europe to start weaning itself off of US tech companies was 20 years ago, the second best time is now
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM