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Allow it fam
I don’t want AI. At all. In anything.
December 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Is there any justifiable reason for being a Bills fan? When you lose, it sucks. When you win, you just know some heartbreak is coming. And half the time they keep losing in ways that keep your hopes up just long enough to make it hurt twice as much.
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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So it’s real
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller has spent years weaponizing hatred to become the mastermind of Trump’s crackdown on marginalized groups.

Zeteo traces his most hateful, strange, and downright cringey moments along the way.
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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if hypothetically there were a very common and well known way to screw up redaction and if I hypothetically were a disgruntled FBI employee hauled in to do redaction I didn’t want to do, I might familiarize myself with that common screw-up
December 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Vinko Bogataj is the Yugoslavian ski jumper seen on the introduction of ABC's Wide World of Sports. He's shown falling off a ski jump during the 1970 Olympics.

“The agony of defeat."
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Right on, right on
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.

And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Nenko Gantchev should still be alive—home with his family. After 30 years contributing to Chicagoland as a small business owner and taxpayer, ICE detained him, ignored his medical needs, and he died in custody. This system is cruel, reckless, and must be held accountable.
December 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Trump hanging out in Epstein's bedroom:
December 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is a monumental burn. Bravo good sir
The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
🚨 "The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials. "

h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Für Elise

Stefanick’s campaign proved to be more pathétique than eroica. But if you asked her why she dropped out, she’d probably plead the fifth.

by Maureen Dowd
December 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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This will happen to Trump, too.
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I gotta say I find a lot of the edgy anti-lib posting these days to be more banal and hackneyed than anything else. This isn't 2012, guys.
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Kennedy Center => TRUMP-Kennedy Center

We can play this game too!

Epstein Files => TRUMP-Epstein Files
Trump Ballroom => Epstein Ballroom
Trump Tower New York => Letitia James Tower New York
Mar-a-Lago => Palm Beach Home for Victims of Domestic Abuse
lol. lmao even
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Sometimes when I listen to Trump speak I think he is well on his way to dementia.

Other times I think he’s on something.

Then I think it’s just because his vocabulary is very limited and he struggling to read someone else’s words.

But most of the time I think it’s all 3.
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Simpler times
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Where did you study all this goodly speech?
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Seriously, what is Trump on right now? He’s talking a mile a minute like the auctioneer from hell. Something is seriously wrong here.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Those of us who know understand that the president just gave an address gacked out of his mind
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM