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John Smith
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Web developer, snake owner and EPCOT stan. I watch bad films. Vue, Nuxt, Java. He/him.
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December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
As it’s ended up on in the background this Christmas Eve, I think the least realistic part of Santa Claus: The Movie is the American kids of 1985 being wowed by shitty wooden cup toys.
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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i guess it's illegal to jack off to fish now??
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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ska... good! good!! mmhemhm
I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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He saw the light.
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Oh my god…
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Oh, it's just incredible and effortless how Kristen Stewart dismantles and diagnoses the pathology and ego of Brando (and... well, all the dudes in Hollywood) here. www.youtube.com/shorts/_h-iK... There's just so many parallels to tech in this. And I'm so glad she's solid in herself to just SAY it.
Kristen Stewart on Men and Method Acting
YouTube video by The Interview
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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"Our reality is being destroyed all around us"
this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing

these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous

this is worth sharing and educating people about
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
With an asset worth hundreds of thousands of pounds. Honestly, homeowners are such babies. Compared to renting, even a disaster of a purchase will ultimately pay out big time.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Feel like fashion is finally catching up with Danny Glovers enormous trousers in Predator 2.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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imho James Garner really is the guy that everyone thinks Steve McQueen is. Garner's fit was so powerful that McQueen threw a tantrum about it and insisted they swap costumes.
Rewatched Great Escape on my last flight and I think we don’t talk enough about James Garner’s unreal drip
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You’ll be visited by three spirits…
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Scotland's gritter tracker is back! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❄️🧊

www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Celebrating International Men's Day in the traditional manner: by re-reading The Great Outdoor Fight
THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT
The Great Outdoor Fight: details forthcoming.
achewood.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Multiple customers” is a hell of a way to say “half the internet”. Kudos, Cloudflare.
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The Telegraph has gone batshit this week with it’s BBC stories. Here’s one from today complaining about the supposed support of a trans weightlifter (checks notes) four and a half years ago. The thing is, since the controversy is about “fairness” in sport they don’t discuss how Laurel Hubbard did.
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
High and Low. Ran. Harakiri. Sword of Doom. Tatsuya Nakadai was in some bangers.
Tatsuya Nakadai, Japanese actor of Ran, Yojimbo and Harakiri, dies aged 92
Star of Japan’s cinematic golden age, who collaborated with Kurosawa and played the lead in Kobayashi’s Human Condition trilogy, died from pneumonia
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I thought the bathroom tap in my rental digs looked familiar.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM