Jax_the_Sovereign👑 ey/they
@jaxsovereign.bsky.social
nail tech/residential cleaner, transmasculine eldritch horror gender blob. polyam, queer, kobold posting.
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this season on ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!
we give our kobold🦎 contestants unlimited BANG💣 ENERGY!!
the kobolds all stay in our new KOBOLD KAVE🛖!! now with a EGG🍆 ROOM!!
new weekly challenges!!!
all to see who is the MOST ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!!!
we give our kobold🦎 contestants unlimited BANG💣 ENERGY!!
the kobolds all stay in our new KOBOLD KAVE🛖!! now with a EGG🍆 ROOM!!
new weekly challenges!!!
all to see who is the MOST ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!!!
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A Kobold who will piss in the sink if it's at waist level
They'll even piss in it if it's too high. They'll stand on it.
They'll even piss in it if it's too high. They'll stand on it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A Kobold who will piss in the sink if it's at waist level
They'll even piss in it if it's too high. They'll stand on it.
They'll even piss in it if it's too high. They'll stand on it.
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i don't know how any of you are fitting a turkey in your freezer in the first place. it's a pretty big country
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i don't know how any of you are fitting a turkey in your freezer in the first place. it's a pretty big country
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kobold kobold kobold kobold
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
kobold kobold kobold kobold
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posting your epic own of elon that you tricked grok into doing has the same energy as "I edited the pope's wikipedia page to say that he's gay" only you burned an acre of the rainforest to do it
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
posting your epic own of elon that you tricked grok into doing has the same energy as "I edited the pope's wikipedia page to say that he's gay" only you burned an acre of the rainforest to do it
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livin la vida kobold
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
livin la vida kobold
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WHY ARE THERE 343 KOBOLD EGGS I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF THIS MANY?
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
WHY ARE THERE 343 KOBOLD EGGS I CAN’T TAKE CARE OF THIS MANY?
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Oh you're saying I can use a riddle to confound the inscrutable creature who wants to drain my life force?
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh you're saying I can use a riddle to confound the inscrutable creature who wants to drain my life force?
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Kobolds left unattended will be given scratch off tickets and a crippling gambling addiction
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Kobolds left unattended will be given scratch off tickets and a crippling gambling addiction
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle:
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle:
*little kobold walks slowly from stage right to the pulpit at the centre*
*kobold taps their papers centring them-self*
"YIP"
*the crowd erupts in applause and cheers*
*the kobold takes a bow*
*kobold taps their papers centring them-self*
"YIP"
*the crowd erupts in applause and cheers*
*the kobold takes a bow*
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
*little kobold walks slowly from stage right to the pulpit at the centre*
*kobold taps their papers centring them-self*
"YIP"
*the crowd erupts in applause and cheers*
*the kobold takes a bow*
*kobold taps their papers centring them-self*
"YIP"
*the crowd erupts in applause and cheers*
*the kobold takes a bow*
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Also, will have this as part of a shirt collab with forever stoked
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Also, will have this as part of a shirt collab with forever stoked
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my political position is "I don't fucking know just help people and try to be nice" but I just do happen to find that my goal there most aligns with anarchocommunism
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
my political position is "I don't fucking know just help people and try to be nice" but I just do happen to find that my goal there most aligns with anarchocommunism
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kobold eating a cinnamon roll
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
kobold eating a cinnamon roll
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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kobolds can use light attacks for free, and heavy attacks at the cost of 10 Stamina
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
kobolds can use light attacks for free, and heavy attacks at the cost of 10 Stamina
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anxious and overstimulated kobolds go back to bed challenge 2025
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
anxious and overstimulated kobolds go back to bed challenge 2025
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a new kobold appears every day
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
a new kobold appears every day
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I used chatgpt a grand total of 1 times when it was new, went "this is just cleverbot again", and have never used it since
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I used chatgpt a grand total of 1 times when it was new, went "this is just cleverbot again", and have never used it since
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"we have a useless energy sucking environment-raping machine that tells you to kill yourself and lets you drown in your own delusions, while also being useless for any practical task. But, get this, it also destroys your PC. So, do you wanna buy?"
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"we have a useless energy sucking environment-raping machine that tells you to kill yourself and lets you drown in your own delusions, while also being useless for any practical task. But, get this, it also destroys your PC. So, do you wanna buy?"
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I actually think it's really funny when transphobes tell me to kms because that's such a typical right-winger thing: immediately asking someone else to do all the actual work
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I actually think it's really funny when transphobes tell me to kms because that's such a typical right-winger thing: immediately asking someone else to do all the actual work