Jax_the_Sovereign👑 ey/they
@jaxsovereign.bsky.social
nail tech/residential cleaner, transmasculine eldritch horror gender blob. polyam, queer, kobold posting.
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this season on ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!
we give our kobold🦎 contestants unlimited BANG💣 ENERGY!!
the kobolds all stay in our new KOBOLD KAVE🛖!! now with a EGG🍆 ROOM!!
new weekly challenges!!!
all to see who is the MOST ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!!!
we give our kobold🦎 contestants unlimited BANG💣 ENERGY!!
the kobolds all stay in our new KOBOLD KAVE🛖!! now with a EGG🍆 ROOM!!
new weekly challenges!!!
all to see who is the MOST ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!!!
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it is the lizard they spoke of in the prophecy
🔅
🌧🦎 🍂
🪨
🔅
🌧🦎 🍂
🪨
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
it is the lizard they spoke of in the prophecy
🔅
🌧🦎 🍂
🪨
🔅
🌧🦎 🍂
🪨
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a kobold gives you a rock and smiles at you.
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
a kobold gives you a rock and smiles at you.
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Big sippy of my "GoGo Juice"
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Big sippy of my "GoGo Juice"
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I genuinely believe If You Give a Mouse a Cookie was propaganda for Reaganomics
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I genuinely believe If You Give a Mouse a Cookie was propaganda for Reaganomics
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That feel when you go to bed, only for your body to go "uhh no. We are in pain now."
Why? Oh just cus fuck you.
Why? Oh just cus fuck you.
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
That feel when you go to bed, only for your body to go "uhh no. We are in pain now."
Why? Oh just cus fuck you.
Why? Oh just cus fuck you.
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You can't tell me what to do!!
(Picks self up by the tail lifting kobold high into the air achieving flight)
(Picks self up by the tail lifting kobold high into the air achieving flight)
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
You can't tell me what to do!!
(Picks self up by the tail lifting kobold high into the air achieving flight)
(Picks self up by the tail lifting kobold high into the air achieving flight)
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Kobold licking ur face with their sandpaper tongue: I'm cleaning u (mlem)
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Kobold licking ur face with their sandpaper tongue: I'm cleaning u (mlem)
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she is 1/4th fluffbold on her mother’s side
a light orange kobold who is slightly fuzzy, like a peach
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
she is 1/4th fluffbold on her mother’s side
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they’re putting a kobold in the kobold stretcher tomorrow. yeah they’re turning him into a dragon
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
they’re putting a kobold in the kobold stretcher tomorrow. yeah they’re turning him into a dragon
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putting a sticker on my CPAP that says "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY"
slapping on nipple pasties that say “I BOUGHT THESE BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY”
March 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
putting a sticker on my CPAP that says "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY"
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Making a snow dragon
October 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Making a snow dragon
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as a summation of my past 2 big threads
the fact you like a game with predatory monetization does not mean the monetization is no longer predatory
the fact you like a game with predatory monetization does not mean the monetization is no longer predatory
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
as a summation of my past 2 big threads
the fact you like a game with predatory monetization does not mean the monetization is no longer predatory
the fact you like a game with predatory monetization does not mean the monetization is no longer predatory
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Chat gpt is not a search engine.
Chat gpt is not a confidant.
Chat gpt is not your friend.
Chat gpt is not a reliable source.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real!
Chat gpt is not a confidant.
Chat gpt is not your friend.
Chat gpt is not a reliable source.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real!
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Chat gpt is not a search engine.
Chat gpt is not a confidant.
Chat gpt is not your friend.
Chat gpt is not a reliable source.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real!
Chat gpt is not a confidant.
Chat gpt is not your friend.
Chat gpt is not a reliable source.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real.
Chat gpt is not real!
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the wildest thing to me is that I'm so used to every ad being a scam that it throws me off when I get ads on amazon prime video and they're just like, normal ads, and often very niche normal ads
I once got an ad that was just like, spreading awareness of what vitiligo is
I once got an ad that was just like, spreading awareness of what vitiligo is
crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
the wildest thing to me is that I'm so used to every ad being a scam that it throws me off when I get ads on amazon prime video and they're just like, normal ads, and often very niche normal ads
I once got an ad that was just like, spreading awareness of what vitiligo is
I once got an ad that was just like, spreading awareness of what vitiligo is
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some folks have gotten mad at me in the past for "being biased against gacha games" but
like
yeah
I am
I really don't like games that are trying to exploit you into spending hundreds of dollars for a few new characters
like
yeah
I am
I really don't like games that are trying to exploit you into spending hundreds of dollars for a few new characters
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
some folks have gotten mad at me in the past for "being biased against gacha games" but
like
yeah
I am
I really don't like games that are trying to exploit you into spending hundreds of dollars for a few new characters
like
yeah
I am
I really don't like games that are trying to exploit you into spending hundreds of dollars for a few new characters
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If you're ever feeling alone just remember that on average there are 3.7 kobolds in the walls of your house at any given time, so maybe you're not as alone as you'd think
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If you're ever feeling alone just remember that on average there are 3.7 kobolds in the walls of your house at any given time, so maybe you're not as alone as you'd think
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"This is CANADA, bitch; we regulate up in this MF"
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"This is CANADA, bitch; we regulate up in this MF"
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Kobold being interviewed: Okay, so basically, I'm very smol! 🥺
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Kobold being interviewed: Okay, so basically, I'm very smol! 🥺
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Kobold Wrapped
- you hoarded 204 stones and gems
- you made a cute noise 14,492 times
- you took an average of 0.771 naps per day
- you were small 98% of the time
- you hoarded 204 stones and gems
- you made a cute noise 14,492 times
- you took an average of 0.771 naps per day
- you were small 98% of the time
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kobold Wrapped
- you hoarded 204 stones and gems
- you made a cute noise 14,492 times
- you took an average of 0.771 naps per day
- you were small 98% of the time
- you hoarded 204 stones and gems
- you made a cute noise 14,492 times
- you took an average of 0.771 naps per day
- you were small 98% of the time