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Sir Jaximus
@jaxh.bsky.social
24. He/They. Autistic. I fight for the glory of my Blue Heeler princess, and for peace and good will toward my fellow man. Life is short - embrace silliness! 💚 Luke 12:6-7 ✝️ https://jaxh.carrd.co
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February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Alright which one of you found this alternate-timeline version of me
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Hey John, how many papas have you pizza’d?
February 2, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
A simple wooden stick. So often overlooked. But within it holds the power to turn imagination, thoughts and dreams into reality. The power to make the impossible possible. The power to create worlds. The best part? It's so lightweight, anyone can pick it up and use it.
January 28, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If you support the current actions of the U.S. dictatorship and the domestic terrorists that call themselves Immigration and Customs Enforcement, kindly fuck off and never speak to me again. This is no longer a difference in political ideology. This is a difference in MORAL ideology.
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.

Will we listen to his words today?
July 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Tonight on a very special episode of "David Ellison and His Fruitless Attempts to Tempt Warner Bros. Away from Netflix is the Reason Why Paramount and Nickelodeon Cannot Have Nice Things:"
According to Bob Camp, Paramount Skydance reportedly shut down operations of a Garfield show produced by Nickelodeon.
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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no matter how bad your art is, you're still a better artist than someone who uses AI. They're literally nothing
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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no, the discord survey was not a phishing scam, it didn't even ask for your credentials or anything. calm the hell down
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I work at a Dairy Queen. You'd be surprised at the amount of people that come in and ask for Flurries instead of Blizzards. I tell them, "If you want a Flurry, you go to McDonald's." Technically, our Blizzards came out first. By like a decade. THEY'RE ripping US off. I demand royalties, Ronald
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Alright, the clock's ticked over, it's 2026 now. Time for Ryan Seacrest to go back into his cave until next year. Right next to Mariah Carey.
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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Try to be positive in 2026!

Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Anti-piracy measure idea: If the game detects it’s a pirated copy, you can play through it totally normally, except you can’t buy things from shops. All the shopkeepers say, “I don’t sell to thieves.” The final boss to beat the game requires an item purchased in a shop. (Doing the math?)
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Grown-up life hack: Always have something to look forward to. No matter how big or small.
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The first best time to leave Twitter was when Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn’t, did a Nazi salute on Inauguration Day. The second best time to leave Twitter is right now.
December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Here he is: the silliest, the Bluey-loving green kangaroo: Jax! He is now… a muppet? Wonder how that happened? 😅💚 @jaxh.bsky.social #muppets #art #digitalart #fyp #viral #bluesky #trending #ibispaintx
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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💚Birthday gift for @jaxh.bsky.social, featuring his green roo! 💚
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh no

I was born 24 times
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Given it's both Stuffed Tummies Day (Thanksgiving) and le green roo's borthday, I decided to release this simultaneously Thanksgiving and Birthday drawing early in advance!

(Happi borthday @jaxh.bsky.social !)
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You know how disgusting cold and flu medicine usually tastes? When you need it, it's absolutely delicious.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
People in this country are struggling to eat. People in this country are struggling to find a place to live. People in this country are struggling to stay healthy. But sure, give Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn't, a trillion-dollar pay package. Good job, guys.
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
New #bluey video game announced, box art revealed

(None of you will get the reference)
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sorry babe I can’t come over tonight my executives are dysfunctioning
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM