Sir Jaximus
@jaxh.bsky.social
24. He/They. Autistic. I fight for the glory of my Blue Heeler princess, and for peace and good will toward my fellow man. Life is short - embrace silliness! 💚 Luke 12:6-7 ✝️ https://jaxh.carrd.co
In case you needed any more reason to never use AI for anything ever. quitgpt.org
QuitGPT — OpenAI Execs are Trump's Biggest Donors
Join the movement. Delete ChatGPT. Cancel your subscription. It's time to quit.
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February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
In case you needed any more reason to never use AI for anything ever. quitgpt.org
Alright which one of you found this alternate-timeline version of me
3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Alright which one of you found this alternate-timeline version of me
Hey John, how many papas have you pizza’d?
February 2, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Hey John, how many papas have you pizza’d?
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![Image macro/meme depicting SpongeBob SquarePants yelling in excitement in a massive crowd. The caption reads “I FUCKING LOVE [ICONS, SIGNS, AND LOGOS]”; “I WANT TO FUCKING [KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE PRODUCT, KNOW WHO CREATED IT, OR SIMPLY JUST HAVE A NICE DECORATION AROUND ME USING A SIMPLE, RECOGNIZABLE SYMBOL]”.
Scattered around the photo are numerous logos of the type mentioned, including:
- ADT sign
- The flag of the United States of America
- A stamp reading “ANIME is a GATEWAY to CANABALLISM”
- A stop sign
- The official 88x31 website button advertising Internet Explorer
- A sign advising citizens that a security camera is nearby
- The “TV-PG-DLSV” rating box
- The “PG-13” rating box
- A sticker for Intel
- The 20th Century Fox intro](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fa5cvcpxjgee4tfizd2i6lyg/bafkreiejacmnytwafzyby4utkqrhu65a7ljmn6qiwfzukubwqtjdqnaysq@jpeg)
A simple wooden stick. So often overlooked. But within it holds the power to turn imagination, thoughts and dreams into reality. The power to make the impossible possible. The power to create worlds. The best part? It's so lightweight, anyone can pick it up and use it.
January 28, 2026 at 8:04 PM
A simple wooden stick. So often overlooked. But within it holds the power to turn imagination, thoughts and dreams into reality. The power to make the impossible possible. The power to create worlds. The best part? It's so lightweight, anyone can pick it up and use it.
If you support the current actions of the U.S. dictatorship and the domestic terrorists that call themselves Immigration and Customs Enforcement, kindly fuck off and never speak to me again. This is no longer a difference in political ideology. This is a difference in MORAL ideology.
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
If you support the current actions of the U.S. dictatorship and the domestic terrorists that call themselves Immigration and Customs Enforcement, kindly fuck off and never speak to me again. This is no longer a difference in political ideology. This is a difference in MORAL ideology.
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The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.
Will we listen to his words today?
Will we listen to his words today?
July 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.
Will we listen to his words today?
Will we listen to his words today?
Tonight on a very special episode of "David Ellison and His Fruitless Attempts to Tempt Warner Bros. Away from Netflix is the Reason Why Paramount and Nickelodeon Cannot Have Nice Things:"
According to Bob Camp, Paramount Skydance reportedly shut down operations of a Garfield show produced by Nickelodeon.
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Tonight on a very special episode of "David Ellison and His Fruitless Attempts to Tempt Warner Bros. Away from Netflix is the Reason Why Paramount and Nickelodeon Cannot Have Nice Things:"
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no matter how bad your art is, you're still a better artist than someone who uses AI. They're literally nothing
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
no matter how bad your art is, you're still a better artist than someone who uses AI. They're literally nothing
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no, the discord survey was not a phishing scam, it didn't even ask for your credentials or anything. calm the hell down
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
no, the discord survey was not a phishing scam, it didn't even ask for your credentials or anything. calm the hell down
I work at a Dairy Queen. You'd be surprised at the amount of people that come in and ask for Flurries instead of Blizzards. I tell them, "If you want a Flurry, you go to McDonald's." Technically, our Blizzards came out first. By like a decade. THEY'RE ripping US off. I demand royalties, Ronald
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I work at a Dairy Queen. You'd be surprised at the amount of people that come in and ask for Flurries instead of Blizzards. I tell them, "If you want a Flurry, you go to McDonald's." Technically, our Blizzards came out first. By like a decade. THEY'RE ripping US off. I demand royalties, Ronald
Alright, the clock's ticked over, it's 2026 now. Time for Ryan Seacrest to go back into his cave until next year. Right next to Mariah Carey.
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Alright, the clock's ticked over, it's 2026 now. Time for Ryan Seacrest to go back into his cave until next year. Right next to Mariah Carey.
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Try to be positive in 2026!
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Try to be positive in 2026!
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
Anti-piracy measure idea: If the game detects it’s a pirated copy, you can play through it totally normally, except you can’t buy things from shops. All the shopkeepers say, “I don’t sell to thieves.” The final boss to beat the game requires an item purchased in a shop. (Doing the math?)
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Anti-piracy measure idea: If the game detects it’s a pirated copy, you can play through it totally normally, except you can’t buy things from shops. All the shopkeepers say, “I don’t sell to thieves.” The final boss to beat the game requires an item purchased in a shop. (Doing the math?)
Grown-up life hack: Always have something to look forward to. No matter how big or small.
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Grown-up life hack: Always have something to look forward to. No matter how big or small.
The first best time to leave Twitter was when Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn’t, did a Nazi salute on Inauguration Day. The second best time to leave Twitter is right now.
December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The first best time to leave Twitter was when Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn’t, did a Nazi salute on Inauguration Day. The second best time to leave Twitter is right now.
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Here he is: the silliest, the Bluey-loving green kangaroo: Jax! He is now… a muppet? Wonder how that happened? 😅💚 @jaxh.bsky.social #muppets #art #digitalart #fyp #viral #bluesky #trending #ibispaintx
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Here he is: the silliest, the Bluey-loving green kangaroo: Jax! He is now… a muppet? Wonder how that happened? 😅💚 @jaxh.bsky.social #muppets #art #digitalart #fyp #viral #bluesky #trending #ibispaintx
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Belated birthday gift for @jaxh.bsky.social.
#cartoon #art #ArtistonBluesky #smallartist #cuteart #digitalart #kangaroo
#cartoon #art #ArtistonBluesky #smallartist #cuteart #digitalart #kangaroo
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Belated birthday gift for @jaxh.bsky.social.
#cartoon #art #ArtistonBluesky #smallartist #cuteart #digitalart #kangaroo
#cartoon #art #ArtistonBluesky #smallartist #cuteart #digitalart #kangaroo
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💚Birthday gift for @jaxh.bsky.social, featuring his green roo! 💚
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
💚Birthday gift for @jaxh.bsky.social, featuring his green roo! 💚
Oh no
I was born 24 times
I was born 24 times
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oh no
I was born 24 times
I was born 24 times
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Given it's both Stuffed Tummies Day (Thanksgiving) and le green roo's borthday, I decided to release this simultaneously Thanksgiving and Birthday drawing early in advance!
(Happi borthday @jaxh.bsky.social !)
(Happi borthday @jaxh.bsky.social !)
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Given it's both Stuffed Tummies Day (Thanksgiving) and le green roo's borthday, I decided to release this simultaneously Thanksgiving and Birthday drawing early in advance!
(Happi borthday @jaxh.bsky.social !)
(Happi borthday @jaxh.bsky.social !)
You know how disgusting cold and flu medicine usually tastes? When you need it, it's absolutely delicious.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You know how disgusting cold and flu medicine usually tastes? When you need it, it's absolutely delicious.
People in this country are struggling to eat. People in this country are struggling to find a place to live. People in this country are struggling to stay healthy. But sure, give Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn't, a trillion-dollar pay package. Good job, guys.
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
People in this country are struggling to eat. People in this country are struggling to find a place to live. People in this country are struggling to stay healthy. But sure, give Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn't, a trillion-dollar pay package. Good job, guys.
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sorry babe I can’t come over tonight my executives are dysfunctioning
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sorry babe I can’t come over tonight my executives are dysfunctioning