Sir Jaximus
@jaxh.bsky.social
23. He/They. Autistic. I fight for the glory of my Blue Heeler princess, and for peace and good will toward my fellow man. Life is short - embrace silliness! 💚 Luke 12:6-7 ✝️ https://jaxh.carrd.co
You know how disgusting cold and flu medicine usually tastes? When you need it, it's absolutely delicious.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You know how disgusting cold and flu medicine usually tastes? When you need it, it's absolutely delicious.
People in this country are struggling to eat. People in this country are struggling to find a place to live. People in this country are struggling to stay healthy. But sure, give Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn't, a trillion-dollar pay package. Good job, guys.
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
People in this country are struggling to eat. People in this country are struggling to find a place to live. People in this country are struggling to stay healthy. But sure, give Elon Musk, the man who had the chance to end world hunger and then didn't, a trillion-dollar pay package. Good job, guys.
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sorry babe I can’t come over tonight my executives are dysfunctioning
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sorry babe I can’t come over tonight my executives are dysfunctioning
Unlike you, I get my news from reliable sources.
October 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from reliable sources.
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Traffic violations.
(Featuring a green kangaroo @jaxh.bsky.social and a Mojo Swoptops superfan @briannacolson.bsky.social)
#NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld
(Featuring a green kangaroo @jaxh.bsky.social and a Mojo Swoptops superfan @briannacolson.bsky.social)
#NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld
October 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Traffic violations.
(Featuring a green kangaroo @jaxh.bsky.social and a Mojo Swoptops superfan @briannacolson.bsky.social)
#NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld
(Featuring a green kangaroo @jaxh.bsky.social and a Mojo Swoptops superfan @briannacolson.bsky.social)
#NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld
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Everybody gangsta till the Larry the Cable Guy tow truck says "Don't you remember? You was there too!"
September 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Everybody gangsta till the Larry the Cable Guy tow truck says "Don't you remember? You was there too!"
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August 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
No less than 24 hours after @rerez.net puts out their video on this game, I find it in my local second-hand games shop… is this an omen? Am I cursed? Is that kid on the cover following me?
August 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
No less than 24 hours after @rerez.net puts out their video on this game, I find it in my local second-hand games shop… is this an omen? Am I cursed? Is that kid on the cover following me?
"Protecting children" should not come at the cost of fucking over everything and everyone else. There's only one thing that can truly protect children: their parents.
July 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Protecting children" should not come at the cost of fucking over everything and everyone else. There's only one thing that can truly protect children: their parents.
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Can I get some GOOD news for a change, please?
July 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Can I get some GOOD news for a change, please?
I hate phone calls. Especially to politicians. But I can't stay quiet when PBS, one of the most uniting forces for good in American society that helped make me who I am today, is under attack just because they say things the president doesn't agree with. CALL YOUR SENATORS!! protectmypublicmedia.org
Protect My Public Media
Take a stand for the local stations and programs you love.
protectmypublicmedia.org
July 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I hate phone calls. Especially to politicians. But I can't stay quiet when PBS, one of the most uniting forces for good in American society that helped make me who I am today, is under attack just because they say things the president doesn't agree with. CALL YOUR SENATORS!! protectmypublicmedia.org
Kindness isn't "woke." Evil's just evil.
July 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Kindness isn't "woke." Evil's just evil.
Anybody know where I can get tickets to go see Xbox live? Asking for a friend
July 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Anybody know where I can get tickets to go see Xbox live? Asking for a friend
I’m doing my part. I’m practicing my pyrokinesis on every Tesla I see. I’ll soon be able to set them on fire with nothing but my mind.
Sadly more than a few in this neighborhood. At least one cybertruck. Ewww. But fortunately that means lots of practice!
(For legal reasons I am not an arsonist.)
Sadly more than a few in this neighborhood. At least one cybertruck. Ewww. But fortunately that means lots of practice!
(For legal reasons I am not an arsonist.)
July 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m doing my part. I’m practicing my pyrokinesis on every Tesla I see. I’ll soon be able to set them on fire with nothing but my mind.
Sadly more than a few in this neighborhood. At least one cybertruck. Ewww. But fortunately that means lots of practice!
(For legal reasons I am not an arsonist.)
Sadly more than a few in this neighborhood. At least one cybertruck. Ewww. But fortunately that means lots of practice!
(For legal reasons I am not an arsonist.)
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
I think the person I QRT'd this from will be pleased to know they're from a show he worked on, and I think you'll be pleased to know I'd be safe and sound.
I think the person I QRT'd this from will be pleased to know they're from a show he worked on, and I think you'll be pleased to know I'd be safe and sound.
July 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
I think the person I QRT'd this from will be pleased to know they're from a show he worked on, and I think you'll be pleased to know I'd be safe and sound.
I think the person I QRT'd this from will be pleased to know they're from a show he worked on, and I think you'll be pleased to know I'd be safe and sound.
With Nintendo putting GameCube games on the Switch 2 and Sakurai-sama busy with Kirby Air Riders, how much longer will it be before the Smash community is frothing at the mouth for a new Smash game and Nintendo replies by putting Melee on there? And it's the European patch version no one plays.
July 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
With Nintendo putting GameCube games on the Switch 2 and Sakurai-sama busy with Kirby Air Riders, how much longer will it be before the Smash community is frothing at the mouth for a new Smash game and Nintendo replies by putting Melee on there? And it's the European patch version no one plays.
One day, despite everything, the orange menace will be dead, his fascist regime being but a point in history that the future will not look back kindly on.
If for no other reason, keep living to see that day.
Take care of yourselves. The fight for basic decency isn't over. It's merely just begun.
If for no other reason, keep living to see that day.
Take care of yourselves. The fight for basic decency isn't over. It's merely just begun.
July 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
One day, despite everything, the orange menace will be dead, his fascist regime being but a point in history that the future will not look back kindly on.
If for no other reason, keep living to see that day.
Take care of yourselves. The fight for basic decency isn't over. It's merely just begun.
If for no other reason, keep living to see that day.
Take care of yourselves. The fight for basic decency isn't over. It's merely just begun.
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I posted about this on Twitter years ago, but I wanted to reshare it here.
On the DVD for "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie", there's a commentary track with series creators Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki, in-character as Mr. Lunt and Larry as if they were producers on the film.
And it's comedy gold.
On the DVD for "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie", there's a commentary track with series creators Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki, in-character as Mr. Lunt and Larry as if they were producers on the film.
And it's comedy gold.
June 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I posted about this on Twitter years ago, but I wanted to reshare it here.
On the DVD for "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie", there's a commentary track with series creators Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki, in-character as Mr. Lunt and Larry as if they were producers on the film.
And it's comedy gold.
On the DVD for "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie", there's a commentary track with series creators Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki, in-character as Mr. Lunt and Larry as if they were producers on the film.
And it's comedy gold.
I don't know who made the social media rule that you always have to be constantly angry and seething at people just living their life in a way that doesn't actively harm anybody and makes them happy, but I kind of hope that they aren't alive anymore.
June 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I don't know who made the social media rule that you always have to be constantly angry and seething at people just living their life in a way that doesn't actively harm anybody and makes them happy, but I kind of hope that they aren't alive anymore.
I have no interest in participating in ArtFight.
June 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I have no interest in participating in ArtFight.
"Hollywood's too reboot-focused! We want original movies!"
"Okay, here's an original movie."
"WHAT?! I have to pay money for that?! It's not the exact original movie that I wanted! I'm not going to see it!"
And the cycle repeats.
"Okay, here's an original movie."
"WHAT?! I have to pay money for that?! It's not the exact original movie that I wanted! I'm not going to see it!"
And the cycle repeats.
June 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"Hollywood's too reboot-focused! We want original movies!"
"Okay, here's an original movie."
"WHAT?! I have to pay money for that?! It's not the exact original movie that I wanted! I'm not going to see it!"
And the cycle repeats.
"Okay, here's an original movie."
"WHAT?! I have to pay money for that?! It's not the exact original movie that I wanted! I'm not going to see it!"
And the cycle repeats.