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Sir Jaximus
@jaxh.bsky.social
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23. He/They. Autistic. I fight for the glory of my Blue Heeler princess, and for peace and good will toward my fellow man. Life is short - embrace silliness! 💚 Luke 12:6-7 ✝️ https://jaxh.carrd.co
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New #bluey video game announced, box art revealed

(None of you will get the reference)
A pencil drawing of a mock video game cover for “Bluey: Quest for the Gold Pen” on Nintendo Switch. Bluey, a cartoon Blue Heeler puppy, peeks out of a crudely drawn tub with an angry look. The game is rated E for Everyone and is published by PM Studios and Halfbrick. Underneath the drawing, it is dated the 23rd of October 2025, has a watermark of a conjoined “JH” in a crest-like design, and a “No AI” symbol.
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from reliable sources.
A screenshot from the Bluey episode "Hotel." A point-of-view shot of Bandit, a Blue Heeler dog father, sitting on his bed looking towards its end; his light blue footpaws visible. His daughter Bingo, a Red Heeler, stands up with her arms folded, pretending to be a news anchor. Older sister Bluey's triangular ears are also seen hiding in wait. A screenshot of the Unikitty! episode "Unikitty News." In a newsroom set, Hawkodile (a green and brown hawk-crocodile hybrid wearing boxing gloves), Dr. Fox (an orange fox in a labcoat), Unikitty (a pink cat-unicorn hybrid), Puppycorn (a blue and tan dog-unicorn hybrid with a chip in his horn) and Richard (a floating gray 1x3 LEGO brick) pose and smile, except Richard who looks unimpressed. All characters are blockily designed, as if to resemble being made of LEGO bricks. A lower-third graphic reads "UNI-TV NEWS TEAM" and features a silhouetted icon of Unikitty's head. A screenshot from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Patty Hype." A photorealistic tuna fish wearing a suit and tie in a newsroom. Papers are seen on the desk in front of him. In a frame behind him, a crowd of fish is seen cheering.
October 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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No less than 24 hours after @rerez.net puts out their video on this game, I find it in my local second-hand games shop… is this an omen? Am I cursed? Is that kid on the cover following me?
The cover for the Wii game “Walk It Out!” which features a boy in an orange shirt walking toward us on an island path with a Wii remote and Nunchuk in his hand. Other people, perhaps a family, are walking behind him. Apartment buildings are visible on our left, palm trees on a beach on the right. The game advertises that it is compatible with the Wii Balance Board and the Dance Dance Revolution controller. The game is rated E10+, published by Konami and is being sold for $10.99.
August 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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PARENTS, DO YOU FUCKING JOB AND BE A PARENT SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH A MAJOR HISTORICAL EVENT EVERY DAY LIKE WE ARE RIGHT NOW
A screencap from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Squid on Strike." Squidward, a pale blue octopus wearing a brown shirt, holds a megaphone and yells at a green fish wearing slacks so loud that the fish's eyeballs recede back into his head.
July 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

I think the person I QRT'd this from will be pleased to know they're from a show he worked on, and I think you'll be pleased to know I'd be safe and sound.
A still from an episode of "Phineas and Ferb." Phineas, a young boy with a triangle-shaped head, an orange-cream striped shirt and red hair, looks excitedly arms outstretched to his stepbrother Ferb, a boy with a tall head, bulbous nose, a collared shirt and green hair, as they both sit beneath the shade of a large tree in their backyard.
July 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I have no interest in participating in ArtFight.
A scene from Family Guy. The entire Griffin family (sans Meg) is trapped in a metal box with water sprinklers filling the room. Everyone is up to their necks in water, looking surprised and shocked at Peter.
June 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Some more of my favorite signs from today. All photos taken with consent of the holders. #NoKings
A woman wearing rainbow checkered shoes holds up a protest sign reading, “Last time tariffs were this bad we threw tea in the ocean.” A protest sign reading, “Hey Trump, nobody paid us to be here. We all hate you for free.” A woman holds up a protest sign of a green dinosaur with a yellow toupee, a crown, a white T-shirt and a golf club with a comet about to hit him. Text above reads, “Kings are extinct.” A protest sign reading, “If you want a parade, JUST RESIGN!”
June 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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LOL J/K. Called off work to be here. Democracy is more important than my $10.50/hour. Great crowd. Had fun. No one died. No one arrested. I am so proud of this community. #NoKings
A large protest crowd gathered on a sidewalk. Another photo of the protest crowd. A picture of a man wearing glasses, a fedora and black clothes holding up a sign reading, “Enough is enough! Put this overgrown baby in timeout!” with a drawing of a crown with a cross through it. A protest sign reading, “Need money to travel to 1943 to give Trump’s dad a condom!!”
June 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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World’s most tragic misinput. #MarioKartWorld #NintendoSwitch2
June 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Calendar months are temporary. Pride is forever. #PrideMonth
A digital drawing of a green kangaroo wearing glasses. He is holding a flagpole with an LGBTQIA+ flag (specifically, the intersex inclusive progress pride flag) hoisted upon it. He holds up a middle finger on his free hand with a defiant, mischievous look on his face. The flag features red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple horizontal stripes; on its left side are chevron stripes going from white, pink, light blue, brown, and black; on the inside space is a yellow triangle with a purple circle. To his left at his oversized paws is a can of red spray paint. Beside him are the words "Happy Pride Month" with "Pride" written in rainbow letters. The word "Month" is crossed out in red and underneath it is written "Forever," thus reading "Happy Pride Forever." The drawing is signed "Jax Hahn" and is dated the 1st of June 2025.
June 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Always keep your plushie pals on standby!

You consider it childish and immature. I consider it my tether to this plane of reality. We are not the same.

No really I lost her downtown once it was horrible
A photo of a plush toy of Bluey, a cartoon Blue Heeler puppy, inside of a green backpack on a hanger.
May 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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We need instructions on how to open a KitKat bar? We really are getting dumber as a species.
A close-up picture of the back of a package of KitKats, with the text “TO OPEN: Lift Flap and Tear at End” prominently featured above the ingredient list.
May 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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It's her! She's here! (Or rather, she's been here a long time but only just now getting around to making her presence here known.) Yes, it's Bluey! And don't look now, but she's not alone... Stay tuned!
(Originally filmed 11th July 2022)
March 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Oh, hey! My recent post is doing numbers! And they're from people that aren't one of my mutuals! I should check out their account - maybe they could be friends!

...

Oh.

Not only is it a bot that keeps track of trends, the trends are THOSE kinds of trends. Politics... YUCK!
A feed of a Bluesky account, the name and handle of which have been censored. All of their posts are marked as "Post hidden by muted word" with an icon of an eyeball with a slash through it.
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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What could it be? Who could it be? Did they bring snacks? Did they bring company? And what could their sneaking and peeking around here foretell...?
Inside a room with light blue walls, a mascot character of Bluey, a cartoon Blue Heeler puppy, peeks from behind a white doorframe.
March 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I hear posting pictures of your pets is popular on this app - as it is everywhere on the Internet - so here’s my local dingus poo brain idiots
Lily, a Cavalier King Charles spaniel, sits on a pillow covered by a green towel in a cardboard box. Beside her is a large soft toy pizza slice with pepperoni, green peppers, and black olives. Two domestic shorthair cats, Toast (front) and Eggs, lay on a bed and stare at us with murder on their mind. Also on the bed is a gray T-shirt and a blue roll of tape.
January 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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This is just as much of a reminder for me as it is for you
#bluey
A digital drawing of Bluey, a cartoon Blue Heeler puppy, hugging herself and smiling as her tail wags. A caption beneath her reads, “You deserve your own kindness.”
December 29, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Anyone with discerned taste will know exactly who’s coming over to hang out and watch football with exactly who…
A photo of a TV showing a football stadium. The on-screen graphics show that the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Baltimore Ravens are playing.
December 21, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Pro tip: make sure all your warning signs make grammatical sense. Because if they don’t, they can mean something else entirely.
#unikitty
A hand-drawn comic featuring Unikitty, a cat-unicorn hybrid, and her little brother Puppycorn, a dog-unicorn hybrid with a chip out of his horn. Both characters are blockily designed, as if to resemble LEGO bricks. Panel 1: Puppycorn points to a wet floor sign reading, "WARNING: Sleepery Area." He says, "Sis, be careful! We're entering a sleepery area!" Panel 2: Unikitty rolls her eyes with an incredulous look on her face. One of her hands is on her hip, the other is outstretched. She says, "I'm sure that's meant to say 'slippery area,' lil' bro. You're probably not gonna be falling aslee-" Panel 3: Before Unikitty can finish her sentence, Puppycorn is fast asleep. He lies on the side of his head; visible letter Z's above him signify him snoring. Unikitty looks surprised and places her hand on her chin. She says, "Oh. Maybe you might." A signature beneath panel 3 reads "Jax Hahn," and the comic is dated the 3rd of December 2024.
December 3, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Not like *official* ones are better half the time
Four mascot costumes of The Wiggles, adult men in colored shirts (from left to right: Anthony in blue, Murray in red, Sam in yellow, and Jeff in purple), stand pointing their fingers in front of a yellow castle decorated with flowers
November 20, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Yes, the resemblance to the iconic Bluey pose is very much intentional. You know what they say about imitation and flattery.

That, and I'm a huge fan. Since before the show even came out over here in America. Saw the live show in person five times. Don't get me started on my collection.
A screencap of Bluey, a cartoon Blue Heeler dog, jumping in the air with her arms outstretched.
November 15, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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I have a new icon I drew myself! I hesitate to call him my “fursona” out of fear of public ridicule, but I suppose in a way he kind of is.

His name is the same as mine. I’m a real creative powerhouse.
A digital drawing of a green kangaroo wearing glasses jumping in the air.
November 15, 2024 at 6:43 PM