Uncle Ian
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
Proud Stepfather, Husband to lottsa@bsky.social, and Jaguars/Kraken fan.
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Uncle Ian
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
· Jul 27
🎵This is not a song
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
Maybe don't try to downhill ski with a completely torn ACL?
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Maybe don't try to downhill ski with a completely torn ACL?
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We don't talk about Bruno, indeed.
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
We don't talk about Bruno, indeed.
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This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
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Fox News’ Gutfeld show roasted Nicki Minaj for denying the moon landing happened.
Comedian Adam Hunter: “Listen, Nicki, you’re not a space expert just because everyone stares at your anus.”
Comedian Adam Hunter: “Listen, Nicki, you’re not a space expert just because everyone stares at your anus.”
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Fox News’ Gutfeld show roasted Nicki Minaj for denying the moon landing happened.
Comedian Adam Hunter: “Listen, Nicki, you’re not a space expert just because everyone stares at your anus.”
Comedian Adam Hunter: “Listen, Nicki, you’re not a space expert just because everyone stares at your anus.”
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Y'all, this dog is just so ridiculous
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Y'all, this dog is just so ridiculous
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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I don't think they should go to jail...
Not first anyway.
National lottery and the winners get to throw hands against anyone on the list. And THEN they go to jail
Not first anyway.
National lottery and the winners get to throw hands against anyone on the list. And THEN they go to jail
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I don't think they should go to jail...
Not first anyway.
National lottery and the winners get to throw hands against anyone on the list. And THEN they go to jail
Not first anyway.
National lottery and the winners get to throw hands against anyone on the list. And THEN they go to jail
If you have a Sam's membership, this could be an amazing deal
(ymmv) Switch 2 Mario Kart Bundle $374.91 in select Sam's Club locations (clearance price)
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If you have a Sam's membership, this could be an amazing deal
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Man I love reading comics, but I FREAKING LOVE making my own
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Man I love reading comics, but I FREAKING LOVE making my own
Cade is untrustworthy 99% of the time. This is not one of those times.
The Muppet Show…
/tears up
Is perfect.
/tears up
Is perfect.
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Cade is untrustworthy 99% of the time. This is not one of those times.
And everyone who supports him is either racist as well or at the very least, doesn't care that he is.
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
And everyone who supports him is either racist as well or at the very least, doesn't care that he is.
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"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
Trump job approval rating by news platform
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
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Coogi sweaters confirmed for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. I'm going to make an accurate Notorious B.I.G. Mii. Comes out April 16.
Amazon: https://zdcs.link/9ZA4GR
Walmart: https://zdcs.link/aN3yED
Best Buy: https://zdcs.link/9l8bDX
GameStop: https://zdcs.link/Qd8L0p
Amazon: https://zdcs.link/9ZA4GR
Walmart: https://zdcs.link/aN3yED
Best Buy: https://zdcs.link/9l8bDX
GameStop: https://zdcs.link/Qd8L0p
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Coogi sweaters confirmed for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. I'm going to make an accurate Notorious B.I.G. Mii. Comes out April 16.
Amazon: https://zdcs.link/9ZA4GR
Walmart: https://zdcs.link/aN3yED
Best Buy: https://zdcs.link/9l8bDX
GameStop: https://zdcs.link/Qd8L0p
Amazon: https://zdcs.link/9ZA4GR
Walmart: https://zdcs.link/aN3yED
Best Buy: https://zdcs.link/9l8bDX
GameStop: https://zdcs.link/Qd8L0p
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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I Write Schizoposts Not Tragedies
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I Write Schizoposts Not Tragedies
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“A staffer” 🤔So will they name and fire this mystery staffer? Or do they think we are all morons?
Imagine buying this excuse. Especially after they already defended it.
Imagine buying this excuse. Especially after they already defended it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
“A staffer” 🤔So will they name and fire this mystery staffer? Or do they think we are all morons?
Imagine buying this excuse. Especially after they already defended it.
Imagine buying this excuse. Especially after they already defended it.
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In 2024, Trump stated that only himself and Dan Scavino have access to his Truth Social account.
This contradicts Karoline Leavitt’s implication that some random, unnamed low-level staffer was to blame for posting the now-deleted racist Obama ape video.
This contradicts Karoline Leavitt’s implication that some random, unnamed low-level staffer was to blame for posting the now-deleted racist Obama ape video.
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
In 2024, Trump stated that only himself and Dan Scavino have access to his Truth Social account.
This contradicts Karoline Leavitt’s implication that some random, unnamed low-level staffer was to blame for posting the now-deleted racist Obama ape video.
This contradicts Karoline Leavitt’s implication that some random, unnamed low-level staffer was to blame for posting the now-deleted racist Obama ape video.
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This is also what Trump said when he retweeted a post in 2015 that suggested Iowans were brain damaged by Monsanto leading to their preferring Ben Carson.
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
This is also what Trump said when he retweeted a post in 2015 that suggested Iowans were brain damaged by Monsanto leading to their preferring Ben Carson.
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Mamdani speaks more like Christ (his actual teachings, not the made up stuff) than any elected Christian in the country. It's ... really something.
He really exposes those public figures whose claim to faith and religion is only necklace deep.
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Mamdani speaks more like Christ (his actual teachings, not the made up stuff) than any elected Christian in the country. It's ... really something.