Uncle Ian
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
Proud Stepfather, Husband to lottsa@bsky.social, and Jaguars/Kraken fan.
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Uncle Ian
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
· Jul 27
🎵This is not a song
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
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ICE agent: “it wasn’t kidnapping. We just pulled up in a white van and asked your kid if he wanted some candy.“
Lyons says ICE agents actually "took care" of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos when they detained him, before shipping him off to a horrific Texas ICE facility.
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
He says ICE officers "comforted him" as they chased his dad, put him in their car to play "his favorite music, then took him to McDonalds."
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
ICE agent: “it wasn’t kidnapping. We just pulled up in a white van and asked your kid if he wanted some candy.“
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[googling best sports apps for upcoming MLB season, downloading number one result, Bluesky] hello, sports lovers
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
[googling best sports apps for upcoming MLB season, downloading number one result, Bluesky] hello, sports lovers
My response to all these mother fuckers when they want to mourn Trump's death, which hopefully is an assassination:
February 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My response to all these mother fuckers when they want to mourn Trump's death, which hopefully is an assassination:
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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I don’t know what was said, and I didn’t watch it , but from the look of the participants, it had to be very bad….
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I don’t know what was said, and I didn’t watch it , but from the look of the participants, it had to be very bad….
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If this were true he would be at the ground breakings
Trump: "Construction jobs are way up, right? Well, they're up because they're building all these factories all over the country. You have car plants under construction. I spoke to Mr. Toyota in Japan. I said, 'What's you name?' 'Toy-ota!' I said, 'If your name is Toyota you're a very rich guy.'"
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
If this were true he would be at the ground breakings
LFG
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
LFG
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Luke was *just* saying this the other day.
‘I Could Totally Do That,’ Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event https://theonion.com/i-could-totally-do-that-says-correct-man-watching-luge-event/
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Luke was *just* saying this the other day.
Polar Destroyer is the best indie comic I've ever read. The writing and art are worthy of being a major-two book. I know I hype it a lot, but it's for a very good reason. If you enjoy comics, you owe it to yourself to read this. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
#PolarDestroyer will change your perception of what indie comics can be!
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Polar Destroyer is the best indie comic I've ever read. The writing and art are worthy of being a major-two book. I know I hype it a lot, but it's for a very good reason. If you enjoy comics, you owe it to yourself to read this. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
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Lexar PLAY PRO 1 TB microSDXC Express Card (Switch 2 compatible) is $149.99 at Costco buff.ly/sWbBvyh
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Lexar PLAY PRO 1 TB microSDXC Express Card (Switch 2 compatible) is $149.99 at Costco buff.ly/sWbBvyh
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These MFs know things they shouldn't
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 PM
These MFs know things they shouldn't
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the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
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Truck Nuts on a Tesla
Lotta jokes about Kid Rock makes music for people who steal catalytic converters but like
Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters
Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Truck Nuts on a Tesla
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This is a tax on you.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
Trump's tariffs cost American households $1,000 last year: Research group
President Donald Trump’s tariffs cost the average American household $1,000 last year, according to new research from the nonpartisan Tax Foundation.
abcnews.go.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
This is a tax on you.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
You paid $1,000 more in a tax because of Trump.
This fucking idiot.
At Mar-a-Lago, Trump appears to be auctioning off an experience to see the UFC fight night at the White House in June
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
This fucking idiot.
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How much do you HATE the constant, non-stop, annoying, childish, WHINING, COMPLAINING and perpetual VICTIMNESS of Trump and his lackeys?
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
How much do you HATE the constant, non-stop, annoying, childish, WHINING, COMPLAINING and perpetual VICTIMNESS of Trump and his lackeys?
Just found out that Dairy Queen makes ice cream cupcakes. Of course, I asked @lottsa.bsky.social if I could get some. ❤️
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Just found out that Dairy Queen makes ice cream cupcakes. Of course, I asked @lottsa.bsky.social if I could get some. ❤️
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How are we not J6-ing over this?!?! THEY TOOK AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED CHILDREN. What is happening?! How is this as quiet as it is?!?!?!
Just a reminder that Trump’s former criminal defense attorney turned Dep. AG Todd Blanche transferred Ghislaine Maxwell to a Club Fed where she now plays with puppies and goes to yoga classes.
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
How are we not J6-ing over this?!?! THEY TOOK AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED CHILDREN. What is happening?! How is this as quiet as it is?!?!?!
RIP Discord. No one will do this.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
RIP Discord. No one will do this.
There's being relaxed, then there's whatever it is here that Zoey is
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
There's being relaxed, then there's whatever it is here that Zoey is
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Hey, the Jets finally drafted a QB that would lead a team to the Super Bowl, so they at least have that 😁
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Hey, the Jets finally drafted a QB that would lead a team to the Super Bowl, so they at least have that 😁
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I’m gonna be thinking about this halftime show for a long time! What a beautiful representation of the culture and the pride they have in PR and anywhere they reside. Bad Bunny you did that 🫡🥰🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I’m gonna be thinking about this halftime show for a long time! What a beautiful representation of the culture and the pride they have in PR and anywhere they reside. Bad Bunny you did that 🫡🥰🇵🇷