Uncle Ian
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
Proud Stepfather, Husband to lottsa@bsky.social, and Jaguars/Kraken fan.
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Uncle Ian
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
· Jul 27
🎵This is not a song
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
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I don't think they should go to jail...
Not first anyway.
National lottery and the winners get to throw hands against anyone on the list. And THEN they go to jail
Not first anyway.
National lottery and the winners get to throw hands against anyone on the list. And THEN they go to jail
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I don't think they should go to jail...
Not first anyway.
National lottery and the winners get to throw hands against anyone on the list. And THEN they go to jail
Not first anyway.
National lottery and the winners get to throw hands against anyone on the list. And THEN they go to jail
If you have a Sam's membership, this could be an amazing deal
(ymmv) Switch 2 Mario Kart Bundle $374.91 in select Sam's Club locations (clearance price)
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If you have a Sam's membership, this could be an amazing deal
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Man I love reading comics, but I FREAKING LOVE making my own
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Man I love reading comics, but I FREAKING LOVE making my own
Cade is untrustworthy 99% of the time. This is not one of those times.
The Muppet Show…
/tears up
Is perfect.
/tears up
Is perfect.
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Cade is untrustworthy 99% of the time. This is not one of those times.
And everyone who supports him is either racist as well or at the very least, doesn't care that he is.
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
And everyone who supports him is either racist as well or at the very least, doesn't care that he is.
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"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
Trump job approval rating by news platform
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
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Coogi sweaters confirmed for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. I'm going to make an accurate Notorious B.I.G. Mii. Comes out April 16.
Amazon: https://zdcs.link/9ZA4GR
Walmart: https://zdcs.link/aN3yED
Best Buy: https://zdcs.link/9l8bDX
GameStop: https://zdcs.link/Qd8L0p
Amazon: https://zdcs.link/9ZA4GR
Walmart: https://zdcs.link/aN3yED
Best Buy: https://zdcs.link/9l8bDX
GameStop: https://zdcs.link/Qd8L0p
February 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Coogi sweaters confirmed for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. I'm going to make an accurate Notorious B.I.G. Mii. Comes out April 16.
Amazon: https://zdcs.link/9ZA4GR
Walmart: https://zdcs.link/aN3yED
Best Buy: https://zdcs.link/9l8bDX
GameStop: https://zdcs.link/Qd8L0p
Amazon: https://zdcs.link/9ZA4GR
Walmart: https://zdcs.link/aN3yED
Best Buy: https://zdcs.link/9l8bDX
GameStop: https://zdcs.link/Qd8L0p
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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I Write Schizoposts Not Tragedies
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I Write Schizoposts Not Tragedies
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“A staffer” 🤔So will they name and fire this mystery staffer? Or do they think we are all morons?
Imagine buying this excuse. Especially after they already defended it.
Imagine buying this excuse. Especially after they already defended it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
“A staffer” 🤔So will they name and fire this mystery staffer? Or do they think we are all morons?
Imagine buying this excuse. Especially after they already defended it.
Imagine buying this excuse. Especially after they already defended it.
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In 2024, Trump stated that only himself and Dan Scavino have access to his Truth Social account.
This contradicts Karoline Leavitt’s implication that some random, unnamed low-level staffer was to blame for posting the now-deleted racist Obama ape video.
This contradicts Karoline Leavitt’s implication that some random, unnamed low-level staffer was to blame for posting the now-deleted racist Obama ape video.
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
In 2024, Trump stated that only himself and Dan Scavino have access to his Truth Social account.
This contradicts Karoline Leavitt’s implication that some random, unnamed low-level staffer was to blame for posting the now-deleted racist Obama ape video.
This contradicts Karoline Leavitt’s implication that some random, unnamed low-level staffer was to blame for posting the now-deleted racist Obama ape video.
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This is also what Trump said when he retweeted a post in 2015 that suggested Iowans were brain damaged by Monsanto leading to their preferring Ben Carson.
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
This is also what Trump said when he retweeted a post in 2015 that suggested Iowans were brain damaged by Monsanto leading to their preferring Ben Carson.
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Mamdani speaks more like Christ (his actual teachings, not the made up stuff) than any elected Christian in the country. It's ... really something.
He really exposes those public figures whose claim to faith and religion is only necklace deep.
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Mamdani speaks more like Christ (his actual teachings, not the made up stuff) than any elected Christian in the country. It's ... really something.
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
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Unnamed staffers apparently have access to the President’s social media account, which he uses to govern and address the country, and uses to dictate orders to his AG to prosecute enemies
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Unnamed staffers apparently have access to the President’s social media account, which he uses to govern and address the country, and uses to dictate orders to his AG to prosecute enemies
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Per the White House. Oh my god stop please.
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Per the White House. Oh my god stop please.
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The Desolation? Of SMAUG?!
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The Desolation? Of SMAUG?!
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So the President posted a racist cartoon video. Get over it Libs. Oh also it was a mistake, by the way, and a staffer did it, not the President,
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
So the President posted a racist cartoon video. Get over it Libs. Oh also it was a mistake, by the way, and a staffer did it, not the President,
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Pokémon Pinball Announced. Made by Stern Pinball. A Real Pinball Table, Not a Video Game. https://ow.ly/liAm50YacO3
February 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Pokémon Pinball Announced. Made by Stern Pinball. A Real Pinball Table, Not a Video Game. https://ow.ly/liAm50YacO3
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Unfuckingbelievable. Except that it is believable. I'm so goddamn angry right now.
Last night, Trump posted a video to his social media platform that contained a racist clip showing Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys. It's still up:
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Unfuckingbelievable. Except that it is believable. I'm so goddamn angry right now.
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What’s the point of sharing any of this shit (his repeated & unending lies, his tantrums, his involvement, his crimes, his racist posts, his crude behavior) if nobody is gonna do anything about him.
I’m seriously asking; cuz stop telling us and fucking do something about him.
I’m seriously asking; cuz stop telling us and fucking do something about him.
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
What’s the point of sharing any of this shit (his repeated & unending lies, his tantrums, his involvement, his crimes, his racist posts, his crude behavior) if nobody is gonna do anything about him.
I’m seriously asking; cuz stop telling us and fucking do something about him.
I’m seriously asking; cuz stop telling us and fucking do something about him.
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Lmao Browns!
Cleveland Browns defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz plans to resign, per source. NFL Network was on it.
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Lmao Browns!
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THE 👏RESPECT 👏AIN'T 👏COMING 👏
The sooner you realize that, the better off you will be.
0 MVP votes.
No COTY
NO CPOTY
Lucy will NEVER let you kick that ball, Charlie Brown.
The sooner you realize that, the better off you will be.
0 MVP votes.
No COTY
NO CPOTY
Lucy will NEVER let you kick that ball, Charlie Brown.
February 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
THE 👏RESPECT 👏AIN'T 👏COMING 👏
The sooner you realize that, the better off you will be.
0 MVP votes.
No COTY
NO CPOTY
Lucy will NEVER let you kick that ball, Charlie Brown.
The sooner you realize that, the better off you will be.
0 MVP votes.
No COTY
NO CPOTY
Lucy will NEVER let you kick that ball, Charlie Brown.
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein