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Uncle Ian
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
Proud Stepfather, Husband to lottsa@bsky.social, and Jaguars/Kraken fan.
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🎵This is not a song
This is a revival
A revival

This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
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Free hot or iced coffee at Dunkin w/ code GOODWILLDUNKIN (redeem in app on offers section)
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Commission work done for @dogemario12.bsky.social
Tiffany makes a devastating blow to Morrigan

#fanart #pixelart #spritework #anime #manga #Boxing #punchout #crt #CAPCOM
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Imagine paying $7300 for nosebleeds to watch this game.
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Gonna be very cool having Fred Taylor lead the first DUUUVAL at Super Bowl LXI next year
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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KURT RUSSELL SIGHTING.

Hawks by a million
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
Judge a quarterback by what he'll take a knee for.
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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But wait, there IS another option. One that is fitting of all pdfiles, sex traffickers, and those who allow them all to exist. But yall don’t seem to be ready for that level of commitment to the cause
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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I don’t give a fuck about Bill Belichick
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
What's the over/under on people on the SB programming all day today who are on the Epstein List? Kraft is a given.
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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I disagree with Congressman Gonzales that 5-year-old American citizen children are helped in any way by their kindergarten classmates being kisbnapped and disappeared by marked, armed thugs.
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Ohhhhh, the video was about election integrity?? Well, in that case, I guess the blatant, overt racism was completely justified!
BRENNAN: Do you think the president needs to apologize for the video?

REP. TONY GONZALES: It's up to the president. There's no room in the country for racism, antisemitism, socialism -- all the isms need to go. What no one is talking about is the video was about election integrity.
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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IF THIS WORKED, SHE WOULDN'T NEED TO SELL THE TECHNIQUES TO YOU
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Today is going to be a nightmare for those humorless lib posters who get mad at sports posters for posing about sports on Bluesky, the sports app. Sports
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Absolute game-wrecker on the interior.
Shoutout to My Football Monster, the 1987 Super Bowl MVP. 🏈
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Representing a country in sport is not the same thing as pledging loyalty to a fascist regime.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Maybe don't try to downhill ski with a completely torn ACL?
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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We don't talk about Bruno, indeed.
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Fox News’ Gutfeld show roasted Nicki Minaj for denying the moon landing happened.

Comedian Adam Hunter: “Listen, Nicki, you’re not a space expert just because everyone stares at your anus.”
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM