Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
Proud Stepfather, Husband, and Jaguars/Kraken fan.
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🎵This is not a song
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
Never forget that Midge is responsible for this mess as much as anyone.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Never forget that Midge is responsible for this mess as much as anyone.
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Donica Lewinsky IMO
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Donica Lewinsky IMO
There are like... endless amount of things wrong with this statement. That being said, Megyn, you can't say he liked "barely legal" and then say he liked 15-year-olds, because 15-years-olds aren't legal, let alone "barely" legal.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There are like... endless amount of things wrong with this statement. That being said, Megyn, you can't say he liked "barely legal" and then say he liked 15-year-olds, because 15-years-olds aren't legal, let alone "barely" legal.
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November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Oh no not bill clinton and lawrence summers anyone but those, mr president
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh no not bill clinton and lawrence summers anyone but those, mr president
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God: "I love you so much. Please love each other as well."
MAGA: "Let me ruin that message for you."
MAGA: "Let me ruin that message for you."
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
God: "I love you so much. Please love each other as well."
MAGA: "Let me ruin that message for you."
MAGA: "Let me ruin that message for you."
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...
meidasnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...
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Guess who I met 10 years ago today yall. Before Twitter was a complete shit hole hellscape it was a dating app lol cc @biggmike904.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Guess who I met 10 years ago today yall. Before Twitter was a complete shit hole hellscape it was a dating app lol cc @biggmike904.bsky.social
If someone wants to get me a Christmas present...
Kith Marvel Vs. Capcom Figures Go On Sale in 45 Minutes via Kith. $45 Each.
Ryu https://ow.ly/g0QL50XqzLk
Mega Man https://ow.ly/3N7b50XqzLl
Wolverine https://ow.ly/ORNL50XqzLm
Captain America https://ow.ly/NGj650XqzLp
Ryu https://ow.ly/g0QL50XqzLk
Mega Man https://ow.ly/3N7b50XqzLl
Wolverine https://ow.ly/ORNL50XqzLm
Captain America https://ow.ly/NGj650XqzLp
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If someone wants to get me a Christmas present...
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Check out this weeks pod as @laurcunn.bsky.social joins Spaghetti Town
Also available as a regular aural podcast on the regular platforms.
Check out her Kickstarter too!
Also available as a regular aural podcast on the regular platforms.
Check out her Kickstarter too!
Demon Potatoes - Episode 332 - What's Your Spaghetti Policy Podcast!
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November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Check out this weeks pod as @laurcunn.bsky.social joins Spaghetti Town
Also available as a regular aural podcast on the regular platforms.
Check out her Kickstarter too!
Also available as a regular aural podcast on the regular platforms.
Check out her Kickstarter too!
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Do you think he asked for tips and tricks?
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Do you think he asked for tips and tricks?
Sounds to me like Mike Johnson is saying we no longer need to be paying for Congresspeople/Trump's healthcare, and I couldn't agree more!
Mike Johnson: "If there was gonna be an extension, you'd be massive reforms. You'd need income caps. You should not be subsidizing healthcare for wealthy people. You'd also need Hyde protections on those things and other innovations."
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sounds to me like Mike Johnson is saying we no longer need to be paying for Congresspeople/Trump's healthcare, and I couldn't agree more!
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corrupt to the core
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
corrupt to the core
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No AI content is peak
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
No AI content is peak
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
Can't wait!!!
Fallout Season Two Official Trailer. https://ow.ly/E3rq50Xr8sP
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Can't wait!!!
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He was sexually abusing **children**. Somebody gotta make his old ass square up, man. Deserving of every ass beating AND jail, bro
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
He was sexually abusing **children**. Somebody gotta make his old ass square up, man. Deserving of every ass beating AND jail, bro
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Not for nothing, but if the couch fucker was worth his political salt, he'd be back channeling a way to get mango Mussolini out so he could take over. Like, there's no better time. Unpopular shutdown, ballroom, and the files! You can tell he's just as incompetent & wholly unprepared for the moment.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Not for nothing, but if the couch fucker was worth his political salt, he'd be back channeling a way to get mango Mussolini out so he could take over. Like, there's no better time. Unpopular shutdown, ballroom, and the files! You can tell he's just as incompetent & wholly unprepared for the moment.
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Please. This guy looks like he screams "I'm a pussy" whenever he's hurt or sick
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Please. This guy looks like he screams "I'm a pussy" whenever he's hurt or sick