Jared Petty
@pettycommajared.bsky.social
Writer/human. 🇨🇦 in the making. Marketing @Other Ocean. Narrative Design, Wizardry. Prev Limited Run, Google, Kinda Funny, EA, IGN. Host, producer, marketer, video game human. He/him. Living with mental illness. Personal account. Quaker. Screw MAGA.
New Game: Boarding Simulator. Call me.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
New Game: Boarding Simulator. Call me.
My partner and I have spent the last 25 Valentine's Days together and I just... I don't have words to express how lucky a man I am. ♥️
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
My partner and I have spent the last 25 Valentine's Days together and I just... I don't have words to express how lucky a man I am. ♥️
How many Jet Pack Sharks will we face in this masterpiece?
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
How many Jet Pack Sharks will we face in this masterpiece?
I had one of those.
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I had one of those.
War and Peace has been treated as a comedy prop for so long that people have forgotten it's a spellbinding book.
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
War and Peace has been treated as a comedy prop for so long that people have forgotten it's a spellbinding book.
I accidentally typed "crones" instead of "crimes" but there are indeed some evil witches among the guilty parties.
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I accidentally typed "crones" instead of "crimes" but there are indeed some evil witches among the guilty parties.
Only a true revolution can restore, reform, and preserve American democracy for this generation and all to come. The killings, kidnappings, victimizations, crones, theft, and lies will not end until this government steps aside in favor of more enlightened leaders and a far more democratic system.
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Only a true revolution can restore, reform, and preserve American democracy for this generation and all to come. The killings, kidnappings, victimizations, crones, theft, and lies will not end until this government steps aside in favor of more enlightened leaders and a far more democratic system.
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I'm spending all Sunday watching Ice Dancing and Curling and you can't stop me.
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I'm spending all Sunday watching Ice Dancing and Curling and you can't stop me.
My only Super Bowl opinion.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My only Super Bowl opinion.
I was digging through some ancient hard drive backups and came upon this dubious gem I created with
@strawfoot.bsky.social during the Second Gulf War. Seems like an almost quaint complaint by modern standards. We stuck these up all over our Christian college campus. They got torn down fast.
@strawfoot.bsky.social during the Second Gulf War. Seems like an almost quaint complaint by modern standards. We stuck these up all over our Christian college campus. They got torn down fast.
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I was digging through some ancient hard drive backups and came upon this dubious gem I created with
@strawfoot.bsky.social during the Second Gulf War. Seems like an almost quaint complaint by modern standards. We stuck these up all over our Christian college campus. They got torn down fast.
@strawfoot.bsky.social during the Second Gulf War. Seems like an almost quaint complaint by modern standards. We stuck these up all over our Christian college campus. They got torn down fast.
Some of us still do.
February 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Some of us still do.
I am 47 years old. My current computer has 500,000 times the RAM of my first computer. This is a bamboozling fact to consider.
What things that have changed in your lifetime blow your mind?
What things that have changed in your lifetime blow your mind?
a man sitting in front of a dell monitor
ALT: a man sitting in front of a dell monitor
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I am 47 years old. My current computer has 500,000 times the RAM of my first computer. This is a bamboozling fact to consider.
What things that have changed in your lifetime blow your mind?
What things that have changed in your lifetime blow your mind?
I had the exact same passage hit me a few weeks ago when I stumbled onto an AI-authored page.
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I had the exact same passage hit me a few weeks ago when I stumbled onto an AI-authored page.
I'm spending all Sunday watching Ice Dancing and Curling and you can't stop me.
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I'm spending all Sunday watching Ice Dancing and Curling and you can't stop me.
I'm so happy. It's a very odd duck among DQ games, but also an enjoyable one. When you're done, find a way to play V. That's a true masterpiece.
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I'm so happy. It's a very odd duck among DQ games, but also an enjoyable one. When you're done, find a way to play V. That's a true masterpiece.
I grew up in North Carolina. Black folks were routinely referred to in racist terms & slurs at kitchen tables, church functions (outside the building, never inside), school hallways, or really almost anywhere else, with no shame, consequence, or accountability for white people.
Nothing changes in 🇺🇸
Nothing changes in 🇺🇸
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I grew up in North Carolina. Black folks were routinely referred to in racist terms & slurs at kitchen tables, church functions (outside the building, never inside), school hallways, or really almost anywhere else, with no shame, consequence, or accountability for white people.
Nothing changes in 🇺🇸
Nothing changes in 🇺🇸
The Olympic opening ceremony speechwriters apparently took the last two years off. These messages have all the passion and coherency of a 2012-era Electronic Arts E3 press conference.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a flag
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a flag
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The Olympic opening ceremony speechwriters apparently took the last two years off. These messages have all the passion and coherency of a 2012-era Electronic Arts E3 press conference.
🚨BREAKING🚨 During Winter Olympic opening ceremonies, Australia surprises the world by introducing their Ice Dancing secret weapon:
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨 During Winter Olympic opening ceremonies, Australia surprises the world by introducing their Ice Dancing secret weapon:
Me waiting for Dragon Quest VII to come out.
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Me waiting for Dragon Quest VII to come out.
I miss talking to my friends on Twitter in like 2016.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I miss talking to my friends on Twitter in like 2016.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
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Dunno what the economic impact would be, but if Bitcoin drops to 0️⃣, I'll declare a personal holiday, take off work, put on sunglasses indoors, & buy myself a treat at the thought of the predatory grifters & insufferable techbros watching their get-rich-quick electrons disappear back into the wiring.
a dog is giving a thumbs up sign .
ALT: a dog is giving a thumbs up sign .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Dunno what the economic impact would be, but if Bitcoin drops to 0️⃣, I'll declare a personal holiday, take off work, put on sunglasses indoors, & buy myself a treat at the thought of the predatory grifters & insufferable techbros watching their get-rich-quick electrons disappear back into the wiring.
Please ask him about Fire Pro Wrestling and Let It Die!
February 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Please ask him about Fire Pro Wrestling and Let It Die!