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Just don't make him a bone-headed punchline. Like, Lobo's a drunken dipshit but also... he murdered his entire planet. Butchers his way through scores of antagonists. He's a walking slaughterhouse & a literal super genius. He fought Superman to a standstill - *twice.* Show the Main Man some respect.
Jason Momoa's Lobo Gets First Look in SUPERGIRL Trailer
We have our first look at Jason Momoa's Lobo in the first DCU trailer for Supergirl. Momoa has long wanted to play Lobo and he looks great.
nerdist.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just don't make him a bone-headed punchline. Like, Lobo's a drunken dipshit but also... he murdered his entire planet. Butchers his way through scores of antagonists. He's a walking slaughterhouse & a literal super genius. He fought Superman to a standstill - *twice.* Show the Main Man some respect.
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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Because the president decided to do some Night Poasting about how it’s treason to question his Definitely Great Cerebrovascular Health I want to tap the sign that the answer to what’s going on here is knowable.
Those MRI images would save the country a lot of time and accusations of treason.
Those MRI images would save the country a lot of time and accusations of treason.
Here’s the other thing —
The answers to all this exist. The actual MRI images they’ve taken of his brain would give the answer pretty straightforwardly.
He’ll continue to decline publicly, but the up or down answer to what’s going on is already knowable.
The answers to all this exist. The actual MRI images they’ve taken of his brain would give the answer pretty straightforwardly.
He’ll continue to decline publicly, but the up or down answer to what’s going on is already knowable.
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Because the president decided to do some Night Poasting about how it’s treason to question his Definitely Great Cerebrovascular Health I want to tap the sign that the answer to what’s going on here is knowable.
Those MRI images would save the country a lot of time and accusations of treason.
Those MRI images would save the country a lot of time and accusations of treason.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Jesus fucking Christ.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
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Can I let you in on a little secret?
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Can I let you in on a little secret?
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
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Remember the part in the old Peter Pan play where Peter tells the boys and girls in the audience that if they all just clap harder they can save Tinkerbell?
That's what Trump's Cabinet Meeting reminded me of. A bunch of children wildly applauding him, all in an effort to bring him back to life.
That's what Trump's Cabinet Meeting reminded me of. A bunch of children wildly applauding him, all in an effort to bring him back to life.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Remember the part in the old Peter Pan play where Peter tells the boys and girls in the audience that if they all just clap harder they can save Tinkerbell?
That's what Trump's Cabinet Meeting reminded me of. A bunch of children wildly applauding him, all in an effort to bring him back to life.
That's what Trump's Cabinet Meeting reminded me of. A bunch of children wildly applauding him, all in an effort to bring him back to life.
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if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
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Retired three-star general:
It’s important to note from a military perspective that if a subordinate is about to give an unlawful order & his senior knows about it, it’s also a requirement for the senior official to stop him from executing it. And then counsel/discipline him.
So there’s that, too.
So there’s that, too.
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Retired three-star general:
Books I Read in November 2025
WTF with the serial killers, Pacific Northwest? A lot of them lived in/passed through Corvallis, where I used to live.
WTF with the serial killers, Pacific Northwest? A lot of them lived in/passed through Corvallis, where I used to live.
Books I Read in November 2025
WTF with the serial killers, Pacific Northwest? A lot of them lived in/passed through Corvallis, where I used to live.
javaelemental.blog
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Books I Read in November 2025
WTF with the serial killers, Pacific Northwest? A lot of them lived in/passed through Corvallis, where I used to live.
WTF with the serial killers, Pacific Northwest? A lot of them lived in/passed through Corvallis, where I used to live.
Look, man, I *refuse* to get an ipod. Those things were a PITA the first time around & I don't believe they've gotten better.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Look, man, I *refuse* to get an ipod. Those things were a PITA the first time around & I don't believe they've gotten better.
Gross. No thank you. This guy AND this article can fuck right off into the sun forever.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Gross. No thank you. This guy AND this article can fuck right off into the sun forever.
I'd work one job instead of two. Use the extra time for college and/or writing. Maybe pick up some hobbies. Walk my dog twice a day instead of one hurried walk. See friends & family. I'd be less stressed & less tired. That would be nice.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'd work one job instead of two. Use the extra time for college and/or writing. Maybe pick up some hobbies. Walk my dog twice a day instead of one hurried walk. See friends & family. I'd be less stressed & less tired. That would be nice.
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To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Hey, so, I'm currently reading Ann Rule's The Stranger Beside Me & I just wanted to point out the terrifying similarities in the way Ted Bundy behaved fighting in court to the way Trump behaves in general. The entitlement, the lies, the audacity. There's a lot. Very similar personalities.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hey, so, I'm currently reading Ann Rule's The Stranger Beside Me & I just wanted to point out the terrifying similarities in the way Ted Bundy behaved fighting in court to the way Trump behaves in general. The entitlement, the lies, the audacity. There's a lot. Very similar personalities.
Just binged thru the first half of Stranger Things 5 & all I can say is the Duffer Brothers better stick the landing on this. If they start me off like this & wrap up with some BS "it was all a game night campaign" thing I'm gonna throw a riot.
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Just binged thru the first half of Stranger Things 5 & all I can say is the Duffer Brothers better stick the landing on this. If they start me off like this & wrap up with some BS "it was all a game night campaign" thing I'm gonna throw a riot.
They should *hope* they get the Luggage. We saw what Granny Weatherwax did to the vampires.
Terry Pratchett Star Trek crossover
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
They should *hope* they get the Luggage. We saw what Granny Weatherwax did to the vampires.
Is this doofus seriously trying to tell people they should add formal dress to an experience as miserable as air travel? Like being stuck in an airport & crammed into a plane doesn't suck enough, I should add heels & pantyhose?
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Is this doofus seriously trying to tell people they should add formal dress to an experience as miserable as air travel? Like being stuck in an airport & crammed into a plane doesn't suck enough, I should add heels & pantyhose?
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
need-a-penny, take-a-penny
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Holy Hecate. That is bad.
Oh, God, this is one of those "where do I even start" things, because Roblox is, like, *fractally* fucked. They are terrible at content moderation. A lot of the games are rated incorrectly, so kids can encounter graphic content (sex or violence) out of nowhere --
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Holy Hecate. That is bad.
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Yesterday I tried to put everything I knew about whistles—where to get them, where to get instruction sheets, how to distro—into one place so you can build off it for your own community's whistle needs: dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yesterday I tried to put everything I knew about whistles—where to get them, where to get instruction sheets, how to distro—into one place so you can build off it for your own community's whistle needs: dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
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somebody on here suggested awhile back that a pretty compelling 2028 Democrat campaign promise would be "on day one I will deploy a WPA-scale army of forensic accountants across every square inch of the federal government" and I think about that every day
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
somebody on here suggested awhile back that a pretty compelling 2028 Democrat campaign promise would be "on day one I will deploy a WPA-scale army of forensic accountants across every square inch of the federal government" and I think about that every day