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Hello, I'm a xennial! I remember forgotten things so millennials don't have to!

he/him,libra,Angels (FU Arte),Rams, Pomona Valley born and raised.
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Legal weed is the reason I quit drinking and lost a lot of weight. Just try and take it away from my cold dead hands, cucks. You’ll be saying hi to Charlie Kirk in a second.
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The early-mid 90s were awesome for kids sports movies.

The Sandlot
The Big Green
Little Giants
Air Bud
Rookie of the Year
Little Big League
Mighty Ducks
Angels in the Outfield
Cool Runnings
A Kid in King Arthur's Court (it counts)
Space Jam
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November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Whoever is making these hilarious memes should be ashamed of themselves.

Just stop it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That Clinton thing, am I right? A new disturbing Epstein bingo.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Rain or not, I’m taking the newly expanded A line to Pasadena to get my THC tincture and Planet Fitness nearby. Suck it, weather.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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‘you know if you’re not actually dead you have to feed me’
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One day he’ll get it like his dad did for my team in 2004. That 7 RBI game against the Red Sox with his buddy Pedro pitching is further proof.
Is there any world where this award isn't kind of a bullshit slag? Will they ever give this kind of thing to a white guy? Genuinely hate this and love Vladdy as one of the best baseball players in the world. www.thestar.com/sports/blue-...
Blue Jays’ Vladimir Guerrero Jr. becomes MLB’s first ‘Entertainer of the Year’
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. had a number of iconic moments from the 2025 MLB season that live on with fans despite the World Series loss.
www.thestar.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Your ratio is longer than 72 hours. Lighten up, Francis.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I would not be surprised if that new show with Kim Kartrashian was part of project 2025.

Fuck this timeline.
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton…

Seriously, if so, IDGAF.

Jail them all.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Inject the #MAGA collapse into my veins

#MTG & #Trump public tweet war

Nick Fuentes declaring “MAGA is dead.”

Joe Rogan calling the WH ballroom “real excessive.”

Tucker Carlson pushing FBI coverups.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Share a Christmas movie 🎄
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Judge is a great player, but Cal Raleigh had the best ever season by a catcher and should have been the MVP. Bad enough that the oligarch teams dominate the sport. They shouldn't geta leg up in post-season awards too.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Drop something BRIGHT 🚨🔦🖤💡🌟
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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These Epstein emails make at least one thing abundantly clear:

The rumors that Trump “kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago and cut ties with him” were bullshit.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Cal not winning MVP is so absurd #mariners
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I see Cal Raleigh got screwed over by Yankee bootlickers. He was more deserving than Judge, fact.

Love the leather, sheep?
a herd of sheep are gathered together in a field .
ALT: a herd of sheep are gathered together in a field .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I love Rachel in every universe.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Watching the news today knowing it's going to intensify over the next 24 hours.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Paramount, Netflix, and Comcast are putting in bids for Warner Bros. Discovery.

The Telecommunications Act of 1996 was, in the long run, a very bad idea with disastrous consequences.

www.wsj.com/business/med...
Exclusive | Paramount, Comcast, Netflix Prepare Bids for Warner as Deadline Approaches
Warner Bros. Discovery is holding an auction process in the hopes of having it completed by the end of the year.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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M3GAN > Megyn
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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If Torii wants to help Kurt out in any way, make him hitting coach or whatever idc!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Goon a movie

“Breakin 2 Electric Boogoonloo!”
Goon a movie

“Goon, Where’s My Car?”
Goon a movie

"Top Goon"
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM