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Hello, I'm a xennial! I remember forgotten things so millennials don't have to!

he/him,libra,Angels (FU Arte),Rams, Pomona Valley born and raised.
"Congratulations, you just made Congo!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zoW...
Bruce Campbell - Congratulations! You just made Congo!
YouTube video by Piotr Panic
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November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Eat shit, Lindsey Suckingham.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If only Owen Wilson would put eye drops in his drink.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My intro to him when I was 2 1/2 years old on MTV.

Listening to Earthling right now oddly enough.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Even without this shit, he's still on my shit list just for the telecommunications act of 1996. It's ruined mainstream art in so many ways year after year.
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
These are the same idiots who call Obama a draft dodger while forgetting he was too young for Vietnam ffs.

As someone who was born the same year as Chelsea Clinton and had Gore as their first POTUS vote in Y2K, this ignorance disturbs me on a personal level.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This needs to be on not just Rifftrax but as a live Fathom event. Such a fun bad movie.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
That's racist white republican privilege for you. Cosby bad but dear leader good.

My estranged MAGAt mom is proof that these people exist. Disturbing.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Trump should be run over by a bus.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Charlize is great but that is a role that has not aged well no thanks to KKKelly.

Frankly, she should have been nominated for Young Adult. Still my favorite performance of hers.
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This as well.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This is like Axl Rose saying, "I made an in name only Guns N Roses album that sucked and you all hated but you got your free Dr. Pepper so lighten up."
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Fuck your steaks, cracker.
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Even choosing not to decide?
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November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Saw it in theaters during Spring break of 6th grade. Always nice when a childhood movie still stands the test of time.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM