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Jarod
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Just zis guy, you know?
Content may include cats, robots, Star Trek, Star Wars, Disney, superheroes, toys, video games, food, drink, pediatrics, and *gasp* politics.
He/Him.
This is a “game changer”.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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INBOX: MAMDANI to Allow ARABIC Numerals to be Taught in Public Schools
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"dishonorable discharge" on all future physician job applications.

3. Medical students and residents, who intrinsically report to attendings, are being threatened with loss of representation in the AMA House of Delegates if they even try to protest Mehmet oz.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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2. On background, an anonymous current AMA member informed me that criticism of Oz will be silenced multiple ways:
- if you bring a poster to protest Oz, you may be subject to removal by police
- if you attempt to protest, you will be expelled from the AMA, and will be required to report this
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I shall continue my streak of never being a member of the AMA.
@kylegriffin1.bsky.social the @ama-assn.org has caved to Trump. They invited known grifter Dr Mehmet Oz to give a speech, but, the AMA board/ John Whyte decided to censor all delegates in the following way.
1. Questions can be asked, but all must be vetted.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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cool things we like at the library

-book

-another book

-whoa more books

-where are all these books coming from

-help, I’m scared (books)

-crushed to death under books

-ghost with glasses on, reading books
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

- Kirk is bored
- Kirk feels old
- Kirk looks for dead friend
- Kirk and now alive friend look for humpbacks
- Kirk looks for god
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

- space opera
- cheeky alternate history
- "Die Hard" in a (blank)
- ensemble comedy where they're friends in real life
- when the hero has to make the sacrifice and they look at the person they're sacrificing for and they both know it and then they go
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If You see This, QTP with a Sword ⚔️
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Do yourself a favor and check out PLUR1BUS on 🍎TV.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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This goes for Transphobes too.
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Them: “What’s your favorite TNG movie?”
Me: “Easy. INSURRECTION.”

Them: “What’s your favorite JJTrek movie?”
Me: “Easy. BEYOND.”

Them: “What’s your favoritie TOS movie?”
Me:
a man in a yellow shirt is rubbing his forehead with his hand .
Alt: Commodore Decker is distraught, for he cannot choose! (Also, the Doomsday Machine is about to eat him.)
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM