Jarno Niemelä
@jarnon.bsky.social
Grumpy infosec guy who has been on the blue team since late 90s. Dabbles on the red side on occasion. Been working with various detection AI and threat detection and management automation since late 2000s
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“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
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Mark, why does it feel like we're living in the first pages of a knock-off Tom Clancy book someone asked an LLM to write?
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Mark, why does it feel like we're living in the first pages of a knock-off Tom Clancy book someone asked an LLM to write?
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Mä luulen, että etätyöt oli syy 1800-luvun suuriin nälänhätiin. Rahvas vaan laiskotteli ja kuoli piruuttaan nälkään.
January 19, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Mä luulen, että etätyöt oli syy 1800-luvun suuriin nälänhätiin. Rahvas vaan laiskotteli ja kuoli piruuttaan nälkään.
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Although we don’t yet have footage of what the two Finnish soldiers in Greenland are doing while pissing off the Temu Mussolini, you may consider this an artist’s impression:
www.instagram.com/reel/DTX4uTF...
www.instagram.com/reel/DTX4uTF...
Petri Sjöholm on Instagram: "Kiitos olutkuriiri @massijukela ! Nyt maistui sauna, seura ja juoma 💪
#telttasauna #finnishsauna #iceswimming #sauna #tentsauna"
188K likes, 974 comments - sjoholmp on January 11, 2026: "Kiitos olutkuriiri @massijukela ! Nyt maistui sauna, seura ja juoma 💪
#telttasauna #finnishsauna #iceswimming #sauna #tentsauna".
www.instagram.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Although we don’t yet have footage of what the two Finnish soldiers in Greenland are doing while pissing off the Temu Mussolini, you may consider this an artist’s impression:
www.instagram.com/reel/DTX4uTF...
www.instagram.com/reel/DTX4uTF...
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Europe watched the US re-elect a pro-Russian man who attempted a coup.
We know now that their democracy is volatile.
We cannot build our future on a partner that might turn into an enemy every four years. We have to stand on our own.
The trust is broken
We know now that their democracy is volatile.
We cannot build our future on a partner that might turn into an enemy every four years. We have to stand on our own.
The trust is broken
January 19, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Europe watched the US re-elect a pro-Russian man who attempted a coup.
We know now that their democracy is volatile.
We cannot build our future on a partner that might turn into an enemy every four years. We have to stand on our own.
The trust is broken
We know now that their democracy is volatile.
We cannot build our future on a partner that might turn into an enemy every four years. We have to stand on our own.
The trust is broken
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Official confirmation that the widely quoted letter from Trump to the Norwegian Prime Minister is indeed as reported earlier today.
www.politico.eu/article/norw...
www.politico.eu/article/norw...
Norway’s PM says Trump sent letter tying Nobel prize snub to Greenland ambitions
American president says his failure to win the Nobel Peace Prize has shifted his focus, as he ramps up bid to take over huge Arctic island.
www.politico.eu
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Official confirmation that the widely quoted letter from Trump to the Norwegian Prime Minister is indeed as reported earlier today.
www.politico.eu/article/norw...
www.politico.eu/article/norw...
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JFC.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
![Nick Schifrin
@nickschifrin
NEW:
@potus
letter to
@jonasgahrstore
links
@NobelPrize
to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ji7lroxun3yvv2pxhcf7jqsn/bafkreiacnq65zyhibvgcurronexc6jujh3m4ujldgb3ygdolthoeeqbqw4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 AM
JFC.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
When Trump wanted Greenland during his previous presidency, I used to joke that Finland should sell Åland to him. As Åland is demilitarized and thus problematic for security.
The joke is not funny anymore 🤐
The joke is not funny anymore 🤐
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 AM
When Trump wanted Greenland during his previous presidency, I used to joke that Finland should sell Åland to him. As Åland is demilitarized and thus problematic for security.
The joke is not funny anymore 🤐
The joke is not funny anymore 🤐
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
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The Epstein emails reveal exactly what we feared. He wasn't just coordinating with Thorbjørn Jagland.
He was helping Russian officials gather leverage to blackmail Donald Trump.
This explains everything.
Trump is compromised by Russia
He was helping Russian officials gather leverage to blackmail Donald Trump.
This explains everything.
Trump is compromised by Russia
January 19, 2026 at 8:09 AM
The Epstein emails reveal exactly what we feared. He wasn't just coordinating with Thorbjørn Jagland.
He was helping Russian officials gather leverage to blackmail Donald Trump.
This explains everything.
Trump is compromised by Russia
He was helping Russian officials gather leverage to blackmail Donald Trump.
This explains everything.
Trump is compromised by Russia
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A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
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Honestly all Denmark needs to do is to withdraw all Ozempic exports to the US and Americans will finally revolt
January 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Honestly all Denmark needs to do is to withdraw all Ozempic exports to the US and Americans will finally revolt
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I called the Herr's Product Quality Concerns line and reached a nice lady. She listened to my whole little saga.
She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!"
I may never recover.
She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!"
I may never recover.
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I called the Herr's Product Quality Concerns line and reached a nice lady. She listened to my whole little saga.
She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!"
I may never recover.
She waited, then said, "I bet you believe they're made from real potatoes now!"
I may never recover.
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Lähetään näillä fiiliksillä perjantaihin.
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Lähetään näillä fiiliksillä perjantaihin.
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Women protesters are "wine moms".
Student protesters are "ANTIFA".
Protesters of color are "thugs."
The only legitimate protester is a divorced father with no visitation rights, three domestic violence convictions, four AR-15s and a MAGA hat, storming Congress over something he read on Stormfront.
Student protesters are "ANTIFA".
Protesters of color are "thugs."
The only legitimate protester is a divorced father with no visitation rights, three domestic violence convictions, four AR-15s and a MAGA hat, storming Congress over something he read on Stormfront.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Women protesters are "wine moms".
Student protesters are "ANTIFA".
Protesters of color are "thugs."
The only legitimate protester is a divorced father with no visitation rights, three domestic violence convictions, four AR-15s and a MAGA hat, storming Congress over something he read on Stormfront.
Student protesters are "ANTIFA".
Protesters of color are "thugs."
The only legitimate protester is a divorced father with no visitation rights, three domestic violence convictions, four AR-15s and a MAGA hat, storming Congress over something he read on Stormfront.
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European armies are slowly realizing the importance of unmanned systems, yet we still mostly treat them as a niche.
Their role will only increase, while Russia’s lead over us continues to grow.
We must step up far more than we currently do. It’s existential
Their role will only increase, while Russia’s lead over us continues to grow.
We must step up far more than we currently do. It’s existential
January 13, 2026 at 11:52 AM
European armies are slowly realizing the importance of unmanned systems, yet we still mostly treat them as a niche.
Their role will only increase, while Russia’s lead over us continues to grow.
We must step up far more than we currently do. It’s existential
Their role will only increase, while Russia’s lead over us continues to grow.
We must step up far more than we currently do. It’s existential
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Has there ever been any poll showing the public this united? yougov.co.uk/technology/a...
January 13, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Has there ever been any poll showing the public this united? yougov.co.uk/technology/a...
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This is the kind of fact you would never believe if you only listened to the far-right propagandists the algorithm promotes on X.
London is safe, and Europe as a whole is much safer than the US and Russia, both of which keep lecturing us
London is safe, and Europe as a whole is much safer than the US and Russia, both of which keep lecturing us
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 AM
This is the kind of fact you would never believe if you only listened to the far-right propagandists the algorithm promotes on X.
London is safe, and Europe as a whole is much safer than the US and Russia, both of which keep lecturing us
London is safe, and Europe as a whole is much safer than the US and Russia, both of which keep lecturing us