Jim Clark
@jamineyc.bsky.social
The Lakes via London. Professional Yorkshireman. Likes being outdoors, but also indoors.
Dionne Warwrick doc on BBC4 has weird soft focus on all the talking heads. Thought I needed to clean my glases.
December 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Dionne Warwrick doc on BBC4 has weird soft focus on all the talking heads. Thought I needed to clean my glases.
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
Thoughts on Die Hard. Not a Christmas Movie.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thoughts on Die Hard. Not a Christmas Movie.
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This sign raises more questions than it answers
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This sign raises more questions than it answers
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Here is a list of reasons why some of my hearings and trials this year have been delayed and kicked off into the long grass, stuck in our record court backlog. Serious allegations which will now be tried *years* after the event. 🧵👇
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here is a list of reasons why some of my hearings and trials this year have been delayed and kicked off into the long grass, stuck in our record court backlog. Serious allegations which will now be tried *years* after the event. 🧵👇
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Stop forcing rainbows down our throats, says Colin from Portsmouth
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Stop forcing rainbows down our throats, says Colin from Portsmouth
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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
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Uhh,,, Figure 1 shows you... what exactly? Trying to understand Medical fryrmbial, runctitional features and mum's legs going through concrete.
This whole article is a bit of a disaster. And it's very difficult to find other published work for the author. Strange! 🧪
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This whole article is a bit of a disaster. And it's very difficult to find other published work for the author. Strange! 🧪
(via @smutclyde.bsky.social)
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Uhh,,, Figure 1 shows you... what exactly? Trying to understand Medical fryrmbial, runctitional features and mum's legs going through concrete.
This whole article is a bit of a disaster. And it's very difficult to find other published work for the author. Strange! 🧪
(via @smutclyde.bsky.social)
This whole article is a bit of a disaster. And it's very difficult to find other published work for the author. Strange! 🧪
(via @smutclyde.bsky.social)
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November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Romantics will love Prue’s new show, Prue Leith, Mad Leith, Deep Leith.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Romantics will love Prue’s new show, Prue Leith, Mad Leith, Deep Leith.
Seems to me these Star Wars lists aren't quite doing it right.
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3.
8. Return of the Jedi
.
.
50. Rogue 1
61. The Last Jedi
90. Revenge of the Sith
100. Solo
.
.
897. Force Awakens
899. Rise of Skywalker
900. Attack of the Clones
1000. The Phantom Menace
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3.
8. Return of the Jedi
.
.
50. Rogue 1
61. The Last Jedi
90. Revenge of the Sith
100. Solo
.
.
897. Force Awakens
899. Rise of Skywalker
900. Attack of the Clones
1000. The Phantom Menace
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Seems to me these Star Wars lists aren't quite doing it right.
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3.
8. Return of the Jedi
.
.
50. Rogue 1
61. The Last Jedi
90. Revenge of the Sith
100. Solo
.
.
897. Force Awakens
899. Rise of Skywalker
900. Attack of the Clones
1000. The Phantom Menace
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3.
8. Return of the Jedi
.
.
50. Rogue 1
61. The Last Jedi
90. Revenge of the Sith
100. Solo
.
.
897. Force Awakens
899. Rise of Skywalker
900. Attack of the Clones
1000. The Phantom Menace
Ah balls. Got reading glasses a yr ago after eye test. Haven't used them, didn't need them! Trying to read a book now and it was hard work, but y'know, the room is dim. I just popped the glasses on and I can read the book perfectly. And this phone looks so clear, the text so crisp! Ageing can do one
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ah balls. Got reading glasses a yr ago after eye test. Haven't used them, didn't need them! Trying to read a book now and it was hard work, but y'know, the room is dim. I just popped the glasses on and I can read the book perfectly. And this phone looks so clear, the text so crisp! Ageing can do one
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Patriotic Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble update. Thank you to everyone who ordered one! These have all been handmade in my kitchen - much to the bemusement of my children - and will now start to be posted out.
Still on sale here👇👇👇
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Still on sale here👇👇👇
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Patriotic Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble update. Thank you to everyone who ordered one! These have all been handmade in my kitchen - much to the bemusement of my children - and will now start to be posted out.
Still on sale here👇👇👇
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...
Still on sale here👇👇👇
coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...
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Just checked my files, I did this picture about three weeks before Johnson announced the first lockdown.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just checked my files, I did this picture about three weeks before Johnson announced the first lockdown.
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why can they not just fix it
![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
1
CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
2
McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
4
EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
5
EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
6
EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
7
CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
8
[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
9
[Customer looks inside the cup]
10
[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
11
CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
12
EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibbip5v2gcsv5j7kp6qm7lp6hpmaqcsanoobea2dxms7gxgrqk4qy@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
why can they not just fix it
Scotland. Finding new and interesting ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. #SCOARG #autumninternationals #QCNS
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Scotland. Finding new and interesting ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. #SCOARG #autumninternationals #QCNS
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Right. Hitler's DNA. Brace yourselves for a deluge of misinformation and bad science.
I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.
I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Right. Hitler's DNA. Brace yourselves for a deluge of misinformation and bad science.
I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.
I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.
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Russia spends millions to recreate kicking out time at Coco Bongos in Magaluf
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Russia spends millions to recreate kicking out time at Coco Bongos in Magaluf
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The famously left-wing bias of the BBC.
(From The Decade In Tory)
(From The Decade In Tory)
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The famously left-wing bias of the BBC.
(From The Decade In Tory)
(From The Decade In Tory)