Jim Clark
@jamineyc.bsky.social
The Lakes via London. Professional Yorkshireman. Likes being outdoors, but also indoors.
Gardening is fun eh? Who doesn't love fishing rotting frog corpses out of a pond? That's rhetorical. #gardening #ponds #frogs
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Gardening is fun eh? Who doesn't love fishing rotting frog corpses out of a pond? That's rhetorical. #gardening #ponds #frogs
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February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!
February 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!
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Your definitive guide to the sports of the Winter Olympics
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Your definitive guide to the sports of the Winter Olympics
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I don't care what anybody thinks about the Winter Olympics opening ceremony.
That the ubertwat Vance has had to sit through it is reward enough for me.
That the ubertwat Vance has had to sit through it is reward enough for me.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I don't care what anybody thinks about the Winter Olympics opening ceremony.
That the ubertwat Vance has had to sit through it is reward enough for me.
That the ubertwat Vance has had to sit through it is reward enough for me.
France have shown what they can do, some great rugby, Ireland salvaged some pride. Not a bad start to #m6n #fraire #sixnations
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
France have shown what they can do, some great rugby, Ireland salvaged some pride. Not a bad start to #m6n #fraire #sixnations
Saw a lot of predictions for Eng to finish first, and I know this is not a prime Ireland side, but France don't half look soooo good. They look like they're enjoying themselves. #m6n #fraire #sixnations
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Saw a lot of predictions for Eng to finish first, and I know this is not a prime Ireland side, but France don't half look soooo good. They look like they're enjoying themselves. #m6n #fraire #sixnations
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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"I just can't get my meals at home to taste as good as what I get at a restaurant! What's their secret?"
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
"I just can't get my meals at home to taste as good as what I get at a restaurant! What's their secret?"
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How to be an (off-duty) author:
Have nice, relaxing bath
Put on fluffy slippers
Discover MASSIVE FUCKING WASP inside slippers
Discover that yes, you are allergic to wasp stings
Tea.
Have nice, relaxing bath
Put on fluffy slippers
Discover MASSIVE FUCKING WASP inside slippers
Discover that yes, you are allergic to wasp stings
Tea.
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
How to be an (off-duty) author:
Have nice, relaxing bath
Put on fluffy slippers
Discover MASSIVE FUCKING WASP inside slippers
Discover that yes, you are allergic to wasp stings
Tea.
Have nice, relaxing bath
Put on fluffy slippers
Discover MASSIVE FUCKING WASP inside slippers
Discover that yes, you are allergic to wasp stings
Tea.
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‘Do fuck all, stay minted’
January 28, 2026 at 10:53 PM
‘Do fuck all, stay minted’
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As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
January 27, 2026 at 9:54 AM
As public opinion turns, reports from within Mount Doom suggest Orc Lieutenant Gothmog is to be relieved of command and withdrawn from Gondor back to Minas Morgul where he is expected to soon retire.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
Sauron hopes this ends the matter and the Fellowship will now go home and stop blowing whistles.
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“Between 1975 and 1988, West Brom went through a remarkable run of managers whose first names followed this sequence:
Johnny, Ronnie, John, Ron, Ronnie, Ron, Johnny, Nobby, Ron, and Ron.”
(Thanks to Denny Des Alberto via FB)
And among them were Wile, Giles and Styles.
Johnny, Ronnie, John, Ron, Ronnie, Ron, Johnny, Nobby, Ron, and Ron.”
(Thanks to Denny Des Alberto via FB)
And among them were Wile, Giles and Styles.
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 AM
“Between 1975 and 1988, West Brom went through a remarkable run of managers whose first names followed this sequence:
Johnny, Ronnie, John, Ron, Ronnie, Ron, Johnny, Nobby, Ron, and Ron.”
(Thanks to Denny Des Alberto via FB)
And among them were Wile, Giles and Styles.
Johnny, Ronnie, John, Ron, Ronnie, Ron, Johnny, Nobby, Ron, and Ron.”
(Thanks to Denny Des Alberto via FB)
And among them were Wile, Giles and Styles.
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The greatest story you’ll read today 😂😂🫡
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The greatest story you’ll read today 😂😂🫡
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
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Football's BEST VAR Moments
Football's BEST VAR Moments
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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January 21, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Football's BEST VAR Moments
Got home. Cat has thrown up on both sides of the bed but really went for it on the wife's side, so I'm taking that as a win. Properly soaked through the duvet and sheet into the mattress. He doesn't mess about. #cats #ilovehimbuthedoesvomitalotandyeswehavetakenhimtothevet
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Got home. Cat has thrown up on both sides of the bed but really went for it on the wife's side, so I'm taking that as a win. Properly soaked through the duvet and sheet into the mattress. He doesn't mess about. #cats #ilovehimbuthedoesvomitalotandyeswehavetakenhimtothevet
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January 19, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Some good news, though, if anyone has mislaid medieval Britain.
January 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Some good news, though, if anyone has mislaid medieval Britain.
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Every Tory who joins Reform increases the average intelligence of both parties.
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Every Tory who joins Reform increases the average intelligence of both parties.
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Reform is just 300 tories in a trenchcoat
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Reform is just 300 tories in a trenchcoat
Icing up on Fairfield today. #lakedistrict #fairfieldhorseshoe
January 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Icing up on Fairfield today. #lakedistrict #fairfieldhorseshoe
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I was told to make a statement at the police station so I paired a leather dress cinched in at the waist with a chunky leather belt and oversized grey cardigan to offset my crystallised pointed toe pumps.
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I was told to make a statement at the police station so I paired a leather dress cinched in at the waist with a chunky leather belt and oversized grey cardigan to offset my crystallised pointed toe pumps.